Bush Marriage Breakup ... the Cover.. :)

http://s88172659.onlinehome.us/2006/05/globe-exclusive-...

"GEORGE and Laura Bush's marriage has collapsed as his approval ratings plummet and a host of mounting personal problems rip the first couple apart and push them to secretly lead separate lives!

GLOBE has learned that while George and Laura still appear as the first couple at various public functions, they hardly speak to one another in private and don't even want to be in the same room together.

"When the cameras aren't on, they have nothing to do with one another," a longtime friend confides to GLOBE. "There's no interaction at all. "For all practical purposes, they've broken up. But Laura is a fighter. Deep in her heart she still loves Dubya and she won't give up."

Bitter President Sources reveal that an increasingly bitter president has had a series of nasty fights with his wife of 28 years after she expressed fears he would again turn to the bottle to. drown his worries, which include his battered image and a nasty feud between Laura and his mother."

SNIP

I hope to see that plastered all over every checkout isle in every grocery store in America for the next week. Bwahahahahahahahaha!

I'd love to see that plastered all over the checkout lines at America's grocery store, too. It would be so delish! Every week another ** and Pickles' marriage scandal would do a lot to alleviate the constant barrage of Clinton non scandals over the past 13 years. :evilgrin:

I am sure that he gets plastered regularly with those "Texas-sized shots of whiskey".

marriage made in heaven...

on second thought, sometimes it's fun to play a republi-CON as a stealth tactic. I've done that myself when calling some republi-CON rep or senator - just to stick it in and twist it a few times. It hurts more when they think they're alienating one of their own.

Or this:

but you shoulda added these:

Evidently he's had this "thing for bald heads" for a loooooooong time.

Yikes! He's into KIDS, too!

I just didn't want to crash DU.

* is a trisexual. He'll try anything--and I mean anything!!!

:evilgrin:

I think I'll keep my eye out for more Bush+bald head photos.

Or this:

Of course Condi's not to happy with George in the sack:

She explains why:

this place is just bursting with talent

:rofl:

Hilarious! And yes, I think he's drowning his sorrows with any number of bottles of booze and pills, AND in the arms of contradicta. I wouldn't be surprised if she's his Monica. AND I wouldn't be surprised if that's one of the things he and Laura fight about. I'd bet that's one of the BIGGEST things they fight about - his love for contradicta.

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but in Austria, it's on at least one billboard, with a caption in English: "Make Love, Not War".

:wow:

I missed it, and after living in New Orleans for 20 years, nothing shocks me...period.

On the other hand, if it's the picture of Bush naked, and it's real, I have that already. If fact, I was the orginal poster.

Regarding your pic of dimson naked: Yuck! Haven't seen that one. An eye wash would probably be required after viewing.

for some exciting fireworks.

boy i needed that laugh today!

that when you go black, you never go back...

(Okay, I'm not a photo poster, but you've all seen the smooch)

Cue "Sweet, Embracable You" :puke:

Victor Ashe, former Yale roomie, fellow cheerleader and Skull and Bones member ...
one-time Knoxville Mayor appointed Ambassador to Poland

:hide:

http://poland.indymedia.org/pl/2004/09/9014.shtml
http://bushssecretlifein84.tripod.com /

I would love to be a fly on the wall at the WH!

Every bio written about her mentions her smoking:

http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2006/04/05/earlyshow/lei...

http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/0743243838/103-1896728... (Read the "Less than Meets the Eye" review)

If you were serious!
:think:

from aides now and then is bogus. It is just another lie on the long list....
and I wondered if there was real data on the subject.

ok, gossip, but it is Wonkette.

http://www.wonkette.com/politics/bad-fashion/index.php

Have you been paying attention to Condoleezza Rice and Laura Bush traveling in Africa this week? Condi is always getting accolades for her fashion sensibility if not for her warmongering. And Laura, well she smokes cigarettes and drinks margaritas. Who doesn�t love that?

forming around her lips. It's just observational evidence, I know, but that's a giveway to identify a female smoker (smoker's lips). Even my husband notices them on women, and he's oblivious to everything.

I cannot condemn Laura for smoking.

The shocking phone fraud is EXPOSED! in this issue, apparently.

Thank God, someone is looking out for America.

That kinda shit makes news. Real vote rigging ... not so much.

And I got my ass flamed for starting an ill framed, but on point thread about AI.

Now they might pay attention to voter fraud.

As she looks over at Darling....OOOHHH, if looks could KILL.

OMG...this is so funny!!! I think I'll go over to the supermarket, just to look at the cover.

Thankx for the laff.

http://mediamatters.org/items/200605260003

On Pages 20 and 21, the Globe announces "Bush and Laura's 29-year marriage FALLS APART," adding: "They barely talk to each other," they argue when they do speak," and "she's afraid he'll hit the bottle." Quotes in the article attributed to "a longtime friend" include the assertion that "hen the cameras aren't on, they have nothing to do with one another," and that "for all practical purposes, they've broken up." The "family friend" continues: "After their last fight over booze, they just stopped talking -- period." The Globe's report that Laura Bush is concerned that President Bush may "hit the bottle" is reminiscent of a September 21, 2005, National Enquirer article about "Bush's booze crisis," which reported: "Faced with the biggest crisis of his political life, President Bush has hit the bottle again."

Media Matters wonders when we can expect The New York Times to assign a reporter to tally the number of nights the Bushes spend together and to conduct 50 interviews with Republicans to assess their interest in the state of the Bush marriage, or in President Bush's reported relapse -- and when it will run a 2,000-word front-page article on the topic. If it does so, we wonder if Broder will refer to the article as "anything but unsympathetic" to the Bushes.

They've been trying to defuse the issue of marriage problems, in case anyone decides to report about what's going on with dimson and Laura.

here in CT. already, and people are talking at the checkout counters. Most, like myself, don't believe what the rags say, but there are a lot of suckers out there who DO!! Ain't it grreat!!! LOL

So let them suffer the rest of their lives together.

Somewhere there is a pic of Chimpy leering at Condi from behind. I am off to look for it.

Here is one leer, but it wasn't the one I was thinking about.

They were in formal wear and he was staring at her butt as she walked past him. (Laura was wearing upholstery.)

he might has well have been pissing on Condi's leg with the look he was giving her

:rofl:

It was a classic moment. One of many. Now I can focus my search.

Thank you for posting!

"Don't make me open up another bag of pretzels on yer ass, Georgie. Remember what happened last time?"

"No, Laura! - not another bag of pretzels. I'll be good, honest I will."

and you're welcome. This is just too much fun to pass up.

I've suspected for a LONG time that bush and contradicta have had something going on. She adores him and doesn't question, and probably wouldn't dare harangue him for drinking like Laura probably still does.

out Condi's booty!!!!!!!!!!!

rake my yard with those horse teeth!

I use this picture as an example of a look Bush gets when he is shown from the side of another person talking. He looks to me like any moment his tongue is going to shoot out of his mouth to taste the ear, or slurp the face of the speaker. Notice how often bush gets this creepy lizard look going toward many differnt people. This picture just really illustrates the look.
He is the creepiest human demon I have ever seen!
tib

That, that smile; that look! Pickles looks like her eyes are going to glow red and shoot laser beams!

Chuck just looks dumb and boring as usual!

President Bush smiles as he watches the performance of Mexican singer Graciela Beltran during a celebration of the Mexican holiday, Cinco de Mayo, in a ceremony in the East Room of the White House, Thursday, May 4, 2006 in Washington. (AP Photo/Pablo Martinez Monsivais)

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.ph...

I hope they are working for you now.

Red makes me seethe.

where's Chimpy's other hand, anyway?

Oh, no! I can't get the "Yes" button to work! Quick, somebody post a working link. My government's jammed....will Ctrl+Alt+Del reboot the republic?

Could Laura be acting more like Mrs. Logan and help us find a way to bring down this bastard with a mike, etc.?

tabloid political marriage story. This is odd, since he's fascinated by the Clinton marriage gossip- he asks all his guests to comment on it.

Maybe this is why they are breaking up

is miffed!

This is from a photoshopping contest-some of the hilarious entries and a link to originals given in this post:
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.ph...

But are you sure it was Photoshopped?

:evilgrin:

see the short but incredibly hilarious musical video of Bush and Blair declaring their love - I've posted a link near the end of the thread.

The tabloids denigrating Bush? Insane. And it's been going on for more than one year now. WTF IS GOING ON? I almost don't care because it's so goddamned absurd, but still: tabloids. Attacking Bush. CRAZY.

(Okay, more or less 300,000,000) Ummm.... Money, money, and mo' money to be made while making the 71% happy laughing (for a short change).

The Corporate $oldout Media don't need mo' money.
They got their tax break$.

This is significant, too, as you pointed out. The tabloids now going after bush? He's no longer a taboo? "Fair game" - shall we say? Hey, FINE BY ME! I hope there are lots of stories coming up about their alleged perfect marriage being as big a sham as is everything else about them.

I suspect that some day, in the continuing pile-on of bush that we'll likely see after he's "safely" out of office and the chickenshits around him feel "safe" about coming out and telling on him, our suspicions about L'Affaire contradicta will be confirmed.

This is BEAUTIFUL! The tabloids reach a LOT of the "great unwashed" who put as much credence in them as they do o'leilly and limbaugh and friends. The tabloids reach a HELLUVA LOT of people, everywhere. They're almost everyone's "dirty little secret" (SHHH! YES, I read the Enquirer! Don't tell anybody PLEEEEEZE!!!) AND more besides.

I've gotta tell ya - when I worked at the Associated Press and scandals like Michael Jackson's and others were the big stories, our news management would scoop up the comp'ed issues that came in every week and pour over every page. And so would some of the writers - especially those who did a lot of scandal and people and Hollywood-type stuff. This is because, by-and-large, the tabloid reports turned out to be TRUE. CONSISTENTLY. We'd read the Enquirer especially, and then try to source out our own stories, having been clued in by the tabloid stuff. And that stuff would wind up getting confirmed over and over and over. I saw it day after day after day after day. People in our bureau knew to take a lot of that tabloid stuff seriously, because a helluva lot of it was TRUE. And I suspect one of the reasons is that outfits like the Enquirer and the Globe pay for stories. They have eager tipsters all over the place: hotel concierges and bell hops, valet parking people, maitre d' and waiter/waitress people, bartenders, caterers, stylists and their assistants (most of these, aside from the stylists and other insiders, are poorly paid and are ALWAYS looking for ways to supplement their income. I had a fellow reporter friend recommend this to me on a couple of occasions when money was tight - she said you can ALWAYS pick up some reliable extra income feeding the Enquirer, and she herself did so), hairdressers, underlings at agencies and personal management companies, studio underlings and on-set people like the grips and script people and the craft services people and gofers, nannies and nanny-providers, celebrity dog walkers, trainers, and pet maintenance people, house-sitters, gardeners, repair people, personal assistants AND THEIR FRIENDS (who feel no obligation to comply with loyalty oaths or personal allegiances, and who appreciate the extra money), hospital people, ambulance driver people, limo drivers, etc. And if they have to sign confidentiality agreements, it doesn't matter. For the right amount of money, they'll talk. OR they'll have talked to their spouses/partners/friends and their friends haven't signed any such agreements. ALL THAT. That's the bread-and-butter for the Enquirer and Globe and others. The AP never paid for news, so the juicy stuff we often didn't get first. The tabloids did. We'd just follow up whatever sources we had and attempt to flesh out our own stories with our own details and confirmations. In fact, there were some reporters who'd call their friends at the tabloids to confirm things, too.

if looks colud kill....

Thank you for this; the additional photos make it priceless.

I wanna see those headlines! :cry:

I wonder what them thar wacko RW religious fundies think about their drunk psycho?

The two heads of state are joined in a marriage of "choice" after giving birth to a war of choice in Iraq.

And btw - any girl who takes up smoking, make sure she sees photos of Laura like this. Check out the vertical lines coming out of her upper lip. I wonder if that bitch has smoked in the White House - leaving that sickening smell on all the carpets and drapes. But then again, what does she care about the next guy, anymore than her foul husband does?

from the furniture, drapes, carpets, they'll probably just rip everything out and replace it.

I like the headlines though. Especially since bill and hills marriage is news again.

You think this might be the reason why it is?

It was put together some time back in the UK and shows how thoroughly Pickles has been left in the dust for another:

http://www.edwardsdavid.com/media/bbc/Bush_Blair_My_Lov...

And thanks to David Edwards (DU's dzika) for continuing to host it!

(ed - had bad link up before)

in danger though. I remember the Nat Enquirer guy (Bob Stevens?) who posted some stuff in 2001 about Jenna Bush in a drunken romp with another woman, he ended up a being the first victim of an anthrax mailing.

Do you have a reliable source?

Just had to give this a Recommendation!	Sapphire Blue	May-27-06 05:40 PM	#1
I'm recommending, too. And here's the ACTUAL ARTICLE.	pnwmom	May-28-06 03:21 AM	#72
Did Jason Leopold write that shit? Why on earth vote to recommend it?	Seabiscuit	May-28-06 03:54 PM	#108
Bwahahahahahahaha!	ThomWV	May-27-06 05:42 PM	#2
Guess the editors at the Globe aren't fearful of anthrax mailings?	Blue State Native	May-27-06 06:03 PM	#15
You want to see Dubya plastered????	longship	May-28-06 12:53 PM	#94
Why are they not speculating in the New York Times about this	movonne	May-27-06 05:42 PM	#3
Today, I am a Republican.	BuyingThyme	May-27-06 05:46 PM	#4
Uh... well, I wouldn't go THAT far... but	calimary	May-28-06 03:30 PM	#105
LOL I have never had 5 votes sooooo fast	wakeme2008	May-27-06 05:46 PM	#5
I wonder if it has something to do with this?	annabanana	May-27-06 05:47 PM	#6
Or this	johnnie	May-27-06 06:00 PM	#13
You missed	wakeme2008	May-27-06 06:04 PM	#17
.	johnnie	May-27-06 06:04 PM	#18
Hoo hoo whoops !	lumpy	May-27-06 07:18 PM	#29
Bwahahaha!	ncrainbowgrrl	May-27-06 07:22 PM	#33
doesn't this picture say it all	alyce douglas	May-30-06 09:24 AM	#123
great photo array	mzteris	May-27-06 06:20 PM	#20
I could have gone on forever	johnnie	May-27-06 06:24 PM	#23
LOL! Just one more, may I? May I? YES! :-D	Amonester	May-28-06 12:24 AM	#60
My fave! Thanks	Catamount	May-28-06 12:32 AM	#61
OMG! Whoda thunk it?	StopThePendulum	May-27-06 09:10 PM	#43
Hahahahaha, that series is priceless!	mrbassman03	May-28-06 03:42 PM	#106
Or this:	Poiuyt	May-27-06 06:22 PM	#21
LOL	malaise	May-27-06 08:35 PM	#38
ROFL!!!	CatWoman	May-27-06 09:46 PM	#49
Especially loved that last one....	BrklynLiberal	May-27-06 06:24 PM	#22
Thanks! Just laughed out loud, and no one at home now to share	usnret88	May-27-06 06:27 PM	#24
Yeah, me too!	calimary	May-28-06 02:21 PM	#99
Also in love with bald-headd turkeys ?	lumpy	May-27-06 07:21 PM	#32
What about Jeff Gannon?	MODemocrat	May-28-06 09:40 PM	#117
Deleted message	Name removed	May-27-06 10:39 PM	#56
OMG! This one is the worst. That is sooo gross.	ladjf	May-27-06 11:51 PM	#59
That pic is so, um ... graphic, that it gets deleted from this thread --	nicknameless	May-28-06 07:21 AM	#79
What was it????	Atlas Mugged	May-28-06 04:43 PM	#109
Bin Laden & dimson having sex.	nicknameless	May-28-06 06:53 PM	#114
Post this over at Freeperville	Chipper Chat	May-28-06 01:35 AM	#69
LOL!!!	yorkiemommie1	May-28-06 02:51 PM	#103
Delete	susu369	May-27-06 09:53 PM	#51
they say...	jasonc	May-27-06 10:20 PM	#54
Let's not forget his love for Joementum Lieberman!	Oregonian	May-27-06 10:27 PM	#55
SMACK!	Lochloosa	May-28-06 07:52 AM	#81
There it is ...	Oregonian	May-28-06 12:10 PM	#90
don't forget Poland	cosmicdot	May-28-06 02:52 AM	#71
They deserve each other. Addict and enabler.	Olney Blue	May-27-06 05:47 PM	#7
Yeah, I saw that too ...must be true, she smokes 2 packs a day!	Catamount	May-27-06 05:47 PM	#8
Do you have a link for Pickles smoking 2 packs a day?	Olney Blue	May-27-06 05:53 PM	#10
Don't know about "2 packs a day" but...	Blasphemer	May-27-06 07:18 PM	#30
I heard Al Franken say it on his show and someone else on AA....	Catamount	May-27-06 11:49 PM	#58
I was serious. I think this concept of her "sneaking" a cigarette	Olney Blue	May-28-06 08:47 AM	#83
A recent gossip link	deminks	May-28-06 09:02 AM	#85
Laura is pretty, but she does seem have deep vertical smoker's lines	Turn CO Blue	May-28-06 12:28 PM	#91
The ashtrays are flying. n/t	shain from kane	May-27-06 09:21 PM	#46
Since I am a two-pack-a-day smoker,	RebelOne	May-28-06 07:21 AM	#78
AMERICAN IDOL VOTING RIGGED!!!!!!!!!!! Now THAT is important.	flvegan	May-27-06 05:49 PM	#9
What about Prince Harry's steamy pictures	wakeme2008	May-27-06 05:54 PM	#11
Actually, THAT's the serious issue on that cover	Husb2Sparkly	May-27-06 05:55 PM	#12
They're using Diebold for American Idol voting?	Gregorian	May-27-06 09:47 PM	#50
Good Catch n/t	APPLE314	May-28-06 06:56 AM	#74
stories that do not dignify a response--Chimp unresponsive to Laura?	Supersedeas	May-28-06 09:51 PM	#118
Look at the look in Laura's eyes!!!	cliss	May-27-06 06:01 PM	#14
I love that photo. Priceless.	xultar	May-27-06 06:07 PM	#19
K&R	dogday	May-27-06 06:03 PM	#16
Media Matters	itsjustme	May-27-06 06:29 PM	#25
That's why the media has been rumor-mongering about the Clintons.	nicknameless	May-27-06 07:09 PM	#28
It's on the stands	discerning christian	May-27-06 06:58 PM	#26
They deserve each other.	speedoo	May-27-06 07:03 PM	#27
You can just feel the Love in that one.	LibertyorDeath	May-27-06 07:20 PM	#31
One more pic. They just don't hide it anymore.	deminks	May-27-06 07:49 PM	#34
Oh I remember that one..	annabanana	May-27-06 08:25 PM	#36
the one from the Indian State Visit you mean?	AZDemDist6	May-27-06 08:48 PM	#39
Thank you all. I could not remember where I saw that!	deminks	May-27-06 08:52 PM	#41
Condi, Condi, Condi.	soup	May-28-06 07:05 AM	#75
That's the one!	deminks	May-28-06 07:09 AM	#76
Laura sez	soup	May-28-06 07:23 AM	#80
Good God, Laura WAS wearing upholstery. Again.	calimary	May-28-06 02:27 PM	#101
Yea, I remember Mike Malloy was saying bushie was checking	alyce douglas	May-30-06 09:28 AM	#124
Jeez! looks like i could drag her around by the ankles and	diamondsndust	May-27-06 09:07 PM	#42
This picture with condi...	tibbiit	May-27-06 09:58 PM	#53
You mean this look?	IMModerate	May-28-06 02:46 PM	#102
that is one bad pic of Laura	rodeodance	May-27-06 08:25 PM	#35
Do you think it's worse than this one????	OmmmSweetOmmm	May-27-06 08:31 PM	#37
OHHHMIGAWWWWDDDDDD!	LongTomH	May-28-06 01:44 AM	#70
ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!! The 1st Lady* from Hell!!!!!!! eom	OmmmSweetOmmm	May-28-06 04:52 PM	#110
Might also have to do with Chimpy's Cinco de Mayo.	deminks	May-27-06 08:50 PM	#40
You need to fix your pix all I get is red X in a box.	lonestarnot	May-27-06 09:11 PM	#44
I hosted them.	deminks	May-27-06 09:20 PM	#45
Weeeeeerkn now! And What a scumbag. I just hate red any more.	lonestarnot	May-27-06 09:41 PM	#48
The eyes in the first pic say "I have been drinking..." to me nt	wakeme2008	May-27-06 09:22 PM	#47
festive feeling?	eviltwin2525	May-28-06 02:00 PM	#96
Let's not forget the road to this:	robbedvoter	May-27-06 09:55 PM	#52
Pickles has one MEAN smoker's lip. nt	Codeine	May-27-06 10:43 PM	#57
KNR	FogerRox	May-28-06 12:42 AM	#63
broken link?	eviltwin2525	May-28-06 02:11 PM	#97
LOL, reboot . . . . . LOL	FogerRox	May-28-06 11:02 PM	#119
Is this another reality immitating art from "24"?	calipendence	May-28-06 12:41 AM	#62
That's funny- Chris Matthews doesn't seem very interested in this	Marr	May-28-06 12:45 AM	#64
Gannon?	flyingobject	May-28-06 01:29 AM	#65
would not be complete without THIS */Condi photo - no wonder Pickles	Nothing Without Hope	May-28-06 01:31 AM	#66
OMG that's hilarious	nicknameless	May-28-06 06:38 AM	#73
Yeah - *'s hair was too short. Otherwise, it's the straight shot.	Nothing Without Hope	May-28-06 06:34 PM	#112
This entire thread has me	malaise	May-28-06 08:48 PM	#115
Me too - and we really need that. For another laugh, be sure to	Nothing Without Hope	May-29-06 08:44 PM	#121
Thanks for that	malaise	May-30-06 09:15 AM	#122
Must contribute a post here: this is so hillariously WTF.	BlueIris	May-28-06 01:33 AM	#67
Tabloids do know how to count (71% of 300,000,000 hate **: umm...)	Amonester	May-28-06 10:15 AM	#86
Good post to contribute, too!	calimary	May-28-06 02:51 PM	#104
Damn -	libhill	May-28-06 01:35 AM	#68
In related news, Secret Service revokes Laura's drivers license. n/t	tabasco	May-28-06 07:13 AM	#77
It hurts - but W can take it	robbedvoter	May-28-06 08:16 AM	#82
K&R- This is one of the funniest threads I've seen.	Sugar Smack	May-28-06 08:58 AM	#84
Impotence! Male prostitutes posing as journalists! Drug Abuse!	peekaloo	May-28-06 10:18 AM	#87
GO GLOBE!	in_cog_ni_to	May-28-06 10:43 AM	#88
Could this be love?	mia	May-28-06 10:50 AM	#89
Don't feel sorry for Georgie ... he's still got Tony Blair	Martin Eden	May-28-06 12:34 PM	#92
HA Ha ha	bluefish	May-28-06 12:38 PM	#93
Uh oh. Time to haul out the anthrax again.	sofa king	May-28-06 01:52 PM	#95
Shit! Is this for real? PLEEEEZE tell me it's for real.	calimary	May-28-06 02:17 PM	#98
It's going to take a long time removing that stench	catmandu57	May-28-06 05:14 PM	#111
Pinch me! Is it true??	MassDemm	May-28-06 02:22 PM	#100
Kick.	Cobalt Violet	May-28-06 03:48 PM	#107
Don't miss this *MUSIC VIDEO OF BUSH & BLAIR DECLARING THEIR LOVE*:	Nothing Without Hope	May-28-06 06:40 PM	#113
I'm buying a copy. It will be the first time. The author could be	happydreams	May-28-06 09:11 PM	#116
Can't resist asking this . . .	Jack Rabbit	May-28-06 11:06 PM	#120