Finally. A problem George W. Bush can solve.

[Cyrano]

Pounding his face on his desk, Junior whined, "Damn it, American car companies are running out of names and mottos. They've used the names of cities, and animals and are left with numbers and letters. I've gotta' solve this." -- And sure enough, within 10 minutes, Junior had a list of new names and mottos for U.S. vehicles.

"The Brush Cutter." Bumper-chainsaw included.

"The 3000 hp Bush Mobile." Never stand behind a velvet rope again.

"The Katrina." Smooth ride. Destroy a city and don't even notice it.

"The Shock and Awe." Be the first to blow up your neighborhood.

"The Stealth Cruiser." Hear all phone calls in a 10 block radius.

"Shotgun Rider." Feel safe riding next to the Big Dick.

"The Tax Cutter." Seeks out and crushes IRS employees.

"The King George." 87 gallons per mile and guns down protesters.

"The Osama." It hits you, wrecks you, and you sue someone else.

"The Lieberman." The joy of driving with a head in your lap.

I haven't made my choice yet, however, I for one, would just as soon drive a stretch Hummer. Yep, I actually saw one last week. It was a Hummer configured like a stretch limo.

[The Deacon]

1. Stretch Hummers are Old News

[Cyrano]

5. Thank you for sharing that with me. Boy, am I a retro asshole.

On edit: Welcome to DU. Didn't notice your number of posts before. Sorry.

[bryant69]

2. Yeah I like the Stretch Hummer too

Cause what America really needs is a car big enough to put another car inside it.

Cause nothing says formal like an black brickshaped car.

And, most importantly, America needs a car that screams "Fuck you environmentalists" and frankly the regular sized Hummer just wasn't cutting it.

Bryant
Check it out --> http://politicalcomment.blogspot.com

[MercutioATC]

3. They'll stratch damn near anything into a limo. The Hummer limo has

been around for years (I see them from time to time here in the Cleveland 'burbs).

[uppityperson]

4. "The Deceider" takes over for other machinery also

[Cyrano]

6. Yeah, but the damn things only make right turns.