Try to guess the next BS story....

[theboss]

This has been an exciting couple of weeks. After Rove was handed his indictment in a locked building by an Ex-Army Ranger, I don't know what could happen next. It's an exciting time to be an American.

But I can guess:

1. Mary Cheney to lead gay rights parade to gates of White House.
2. Memo signed by George W. Bush states, "Kill them All; Let God sort them out."
3. Katherine McPhee to endorse Wesley Clark on American Idol finale.

What do you think, America?

[eleny]

1. W bench presses Mary Cheney on White House lawn

He's ba-a-a-ad!

[BigMcLargehuge]

2. Senator John McCain wrestles 700 pound alligator out of

residential canal in Florida

[Scoody Boo]

3. You know what is funny and tragic at the same time?

A great number of the members here would pin their hopes to those stories, pop corks on their champagne and believe them true.

A bit of caution is called for in these times.

[Demeter]

4. The Next BS Story Will Be Iran and Why We Simply MUST Bomb Them

back to the Stone Age, like poor Iraq.

Bird flu is the story it will displace.

[TheFarseer]

5. Bush twins kidnapped by Osama bin Laden!

Being held in an Iranian prison. We've got to git those sons-a-bitches!

[enough already]

6. Followed by a heroic rescue by the Olsen Twins

[leftofthedial]

7. big story on the cable news this week will be

giant tortoise eats the golf ball of a blonde on vacation in Jamaica

[enough already]

8. Florida alligator eats Cheney

[enough already]

9. Evidence links Bush to Natallee Holloway disappearance