If Junior has a 666 on him, that means that Babs and Satan ...

[Cyrano]

Well, you get the idea. But doesn't it make you question Satan's taste in women.

Let's face it. You're King of the Underworld and could seduce any woman you wanted to beget your anti Christ.

Now, if George W. Bush is one of the dumbest fucks who ever lived, would that make Satan the same? Not to mention that choosing Babs would make him a screaming asshole.

So put yourself in Satan's position. Who would you have picked?

[bryant69]

1. Yeah but Satan's values are not the same as ours

I mean conceptualize a being who likes evil - even among humans a person who really likes evil is considered mad (most evil is done in the name of good, whether it is the desire to create a clean and wonderful society or the desire to have a nicer Television).

So someone who's standards are 180 from most human standards - well, maybe that might explain it.

Bryant
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[Cyrano]

3. Excellent reasoning. Gotta give it some thought.

[Cyrano]

9. Okay, more than an hour has passed, I've thought about it, and I'd rather

get it on with a box turtle than Babs. (Does this raise Rick Santorum's credibility?)

[Maddy McCall]

2. LOL!

Great thread...just when I thought that we had covered all areas of all topics, you pull this out of your hat.

:rofl:

:thumbsup:

:rofl:

[Cyrano]

8. It's a topic with countless permutations.

For example, if we assume that Jesus was conceived in the back room of Joseph's carpentry shop, you can be sure that Junior was conceived in the Watergate Hotel.

Jesus gave a sermon from the mount. Junior gave a seminar on lying from any dais at which he was standing.

Jesus cured the hopelessly ill. Junior robbed people of all hope at Gitmo, Abu Ghraib, and who knows where else.

Jesus said, "It is easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle, than for a rich man to enter the kingdom of heaven. Junior said, "It is easier for an oil man to enter heaven if he can poke out a peasant's eye with a needle while riding a camel."

Jesus gave his life to save humanity. Junior would kill off all of humanity to make a few more bucks.

The comparisons are endless. Feel free to add some.

[Javaman]

4. Ahh your wrong, babs IS satan. ;) nt

[lonestarnot]

5. ewww yuck... but I don't think looks counted as much as smarts,

and the victim had to be lacking in both.

[Old and In the Way]

6. Bush is 665

Close, but rejected due to low IQ.

[savemefromdumbya]

7. and a screw loose?

[Kindigger]

10. Now this is some funny chit :)

I may have to send my daughter the link. Living in the south, and under the influence of her business owning Fundie,Repug father-in-law, we'd been estranged since I pled with her to vote for John Kerry.
Recently, for some unknown reason she asked me if I thought * was the anti-Christ. I told her "no, he's not smart enough for that job."

Sure am glad to have my kid back from the darkside. :)

[Cyrano]

11. Congratulations. What she needs now is a Yoda from whom to learn.

Once she grasps the power of the force, she will forever be free from the bloody claws and fangs of a Darth Vader type father-in-law.

[WI_DEM]

12. maybe Satan is George H.W. Bush?

[Cyrano]

13. Nah, he's too wimpy and a klutz. He couldn't poke a yak with a pitchfork.

Which of course raises the question of how Junior, Jeb, Neil and the others ever got conceived.