I just got off the phone with my husband...

[CoffeeCat]

...now the NSA knows that I'm not cooking tonight, and that my husband is bringing home a large Canadian bacon and sauerkraut pizza from Papa Murphy's.

Will this get me pegged in the NSA "Lazy American" category?

[Gormy Cuss]

1. No, you'll be tagged as a foreign spy.

No American would have CANADIAN bacon and sauerkraut on a pizza, dammit.

[mtnester]

10. Kraut and Canadian bacon?

yes, you shall be shot on site....

just because that does NOT sound good to me :P

[bullimiami]

18. jesus, me either. ive actually never heard of a pizza thusly topped.

[Coexist]

21. "thusly topped"

I like it.

[CoffeeCat]

23. "Thusly topped"

Frazer Crane, is that you?

:P

[CoffeeCat]

22. Ohhhh...resorting to violence...

...violence with a gun!

Mr. Heston is that you?

From my cold, sauce-ridden hands--you'll never pry my pizza away!

HATER!

:P

[rodeodance]

31. umm... my mouth is watering. tasty morsels.

[Ioo]

35. I agree, those toppings make you a terrorist!

Yuck! I love them both, but on pizza?

[CoffeeCat]

42. You just can't stand it...

...that, as far as dinner is concerned, it's "Mission Accomplished" for me....CAN YOU?

Put a sock in it!

:P

[Neecy]

55. oh, no - that's a great pizza

A joint in KC used to make the sauerkraut/canadian bacon pizza - it sounds kind of disgusting, but it's terrific. The high heat used to bake pizza takes the sour out of the kraut, so to speak. Very tasty.

[OzarkDem]

56. Sort of like a Reuben pizza?

Sounds good to me!

[Jack Rabbit]

59. Blame Canada! Blame Canada!

!!

[Captain Hilts]

2. The 'Canadian' bacon reveals you to be a traitor. They're not 'with us'..

in Gee-WOT.

Therefore, they are against us, despite all the troops they've sent to Afghanistan.

[Contrary1]

20. Served with French Onion dipping sauce, no doubt. n/t

[CoffeeCat]

25. You like French Onion dipping sauce?

Then you're the one supporting foreign governments hostile to the US

So....it's you and those sneaky French against pizza freedom!

Bastards!

:P

[CoffeeCat]

24. Put down those FRENCH fries...

...and quit judging me!

Xenophobe!

[monarch]

3. Yep!

Probably will be watched at the Canadian border too

[carolinalady]

4. Bacon and Sauerkraut Pizza? That is something I never heard of

what else is on it?

[CoffeeCat]

19. You have to try it...

It's just a regular pizza (crust, sauce, dough) topped with Canadian Bacon (ham) and sauerkraut.

Some people like to put pineapple on it, too.

:)

[Norquist Nemesis]

5. Obviously, you're hosting a Dissident Meeting

Papa Murphy with sauerkraut is codeword for Russian Mafia. Keep an eye out for the black SUV with very dark windows.

[CoffeeCat]

27. Shhhh....

Dogs barking across the football field will run at midnight.

Twist with lamps and with broccoli cuts. Harper's Ferry.

Pickle.

[Justice Is Comin]

6. Do you have a green card for that bacon ?

[CoffeeCat]

32. No....

Do you have a green card for that bottle of FRENCH dressing in your refrigerator?

How about the loaf of FRENCH BREAD?

Or the bottle of Grey Poupon?

People who eat out of glass refrigerators, shouldn't throw bacon. Even if it's Canadian Bacon.

:P

[Jack from Charlotte]

7. Just to make sure NSA has you pegged, let me say this to you.....

Allah bomb destroy destruction attack kill weapon casualty gas nuclear fallout death nerve anthrax ricin sarin vtx core dispersion

Now you are.

[kestrel91316]

17. I think we all need to stick that in our siggie lines, and in

all our emails, too.

They'll be spinning their heads trying to spy on ALL of us.

[CoffeeCat]

33. OH, that's just GREAT!

My post is connected to your post, in which you just wrote, "Allah bomb destroy destruction attack kill weapon casualty gas nuclear fallout death nerve anthrax ricin sarin vtx core dispersion."

I'm not a terrorist, but you just engaged in terrorist speak TO ME. So, now we're connected. To the NSA, that's the same as admitting guilt! And we all know that they're watching!

They're coming after me for sure.

But not before I eat that pizza!

DAMN YOUUUUU!

[sabra]

8. They have a special list for you... :-)

[meisje]

9. Sounds like Weapons of Mass Gastrointestinal Agitation

[lonestarnot]

14. And for dat you will be sentenced to 3 years flatulation chamber.

[CoffeeCat]

47. Please don't tell Colin Powell...

He'll declare my eating habits suspicious and insist that I've got mobile weapons labs hidden in my colon.

Can you IMAGINE what that man would THINK HE SEES on my MRI?

:P

[Bozita]

11. Canadian bacon is the codeword for Michael Moore

And Papa Murphy is the codeword for jihad.

Why does your husband hate America?

Where's Agent Mike when you need him?

[Heidi]

12. Since I live in Switzerland,

and my family lives in the US, do you suppose they know all about my mom confiding to me that she recently went to Vegas, played the nickel slots and swooned over Gordon Lightfoot in concert? :D

[CoffeeCat]

29. Oh. They know...

They're analyzing the words to every Gordon Lightfoot song, as we speak.

Be afraid. Be very afraid, because here is part of the lyric from "If I Could Read Your Mind."

"If I could read your mind love
What a tale your thoughts could tell
Just like a paperback novel
The kind that drugstores sell"

Um. Your mother is obviously involved in some conspiracy to thwart Bush's Medicare prescription program. It looks like she can read minds and that she hatched this plan after reading a romance novel.

I'm sure they're on to her.

Warn her immediately!

[sandnsea]

58. Can she sue Vegas??

After all, they've been promising that what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas. Tsk tsk, sounds like false advertising to me.

[AlCzervik]

13. Why do you hate the troops?

:+

[CoffeeCat]

34. Why are you afraid to admit...

...that this pizza helps our entire country turn a corner?

Xenophobe!

[AlCzervik]

40. that pizza is in it's last throes and soon will be defeated!

:evilgrin:

[CoffeeCat]

43. I'm the DECIDER!

I'll decide what's on the pizza and when it's in it's last throes!

[AlCzervik]

46. well i'm the "Dis-asssembler" and i'll take that pizza apart while

simultaneously lying to it!!!

[CoffeeCat]

48. Gimme a break!

I'm just an American....trying hard to put food on my family!

[Vinnie From Indy]

15. Mama Mia! Canadian bacon and sauerkraut?

Where are the marshmallows and ketchup?

[CoffeeCat]

36. Why do you hate the Italians...

...and the Canadians?

What did they ever DO to you?

:P

[Vinnie From Indy]

44. LOL!

Actually a "reuben" pizza sounds tryable. The only thing that really causes me pause is the fact that the liquid from the sauerkraut would seem to make the crust a pasty mass of goo.

[WePurrsevere]

16. Don't know about the NSA but that pizza sounds very good to both DH & I...

then again we like foods many think are "weird". (Hawaiian is my favorite type of pizza... so far. B-) )

[lpbk2713]

26. Now they know you must have too much disposable income.

They're gonna do something about that.

[CoffeeCat]

39. I'm not using my disposable income...

...to purchase this pizza.

I'm using that tax-cut check that Junior wrote us a while back.

We'll have 8 cents left after we purchase the pizza.

Thanks Junior!

[antonialee839]

28. According to the NSA there is no such pizza, so you

are gonna have some splainin to do.

[CoffeeCat]

38. Doesn't NSA stand for...

Nimrods Standing Around?

What do those chumps know?

(Ooops. Probably everything)

[rodeodance]

30. worthless mom (if you have kids)

....Will this get me pegged in the NSA "Lazy American" category?

[CoffeeCat]

41. Worthless mom!?!?

In the '80's, Reagan declared that pizza sauce is a fruit and that oregano is a vegetable.

I'm feeding my children a nutritious, vitamin-packed dinner!

What are you talking about?

[Sequoia]

37. Ewwww, sauerkraut on your pizza!

Say it aint so.

[CoffeeCat]

45. Why do you hate the Germans?

The Germans have done NOTHING to you...yet, you detest their sauerkraut and you refuse to
accept it as a valid pizza topping!

Nationalist!

[Sequoia]

50. Heh, heh... how'd ya know.

Actually their beer is pretty good. And leaderhosin, wow, the bestest in fashion statements.

[Hubert Flottz]

49. If you got Mushrooms they prolly turned you on over to the DEA.

[goodboy]

51. I just got off the phone with the NSA...

I told them that if they insist on listening to my calls, the least they could do is mute the phone to cover up the heavy breathing...


and get me a friggin' pizza too, Gen. Haden! Cuz after your confirmation hearings you'll be lucky to work for Papa John's Elite SPY Unit:

S - Serving

P - Pizza

Y - You Love

[patcox2]

52. Watch out, you may have been secretly indicted.

nt

[Stinky The Clown]

53. Not only Lazy .... they now know you're a user of

foriegn meat.

Why do you *and* your husband hate Amerika?

[tabasco]

54. I imagine there are a few agents who have enjoyed my calls

to my girlfriend in Germany.

It's not easy in a long distance relationship and we both enjoy spicy conversations.

It really enrages me to think that govt. agents might be listening in.

[sandnsea]

57. Oh for the luvva---

sauerkraut on a pizza- oh they should take you away. That's just not right, not by any measure. yuk yuk yuk x( x( x(