Bush BOMBED....Bush BOMBED....caught rehearsing, looking stupid

[opihimoimoi]

over shadows his speech which stunk on its own...Bwahahahaha

[katty]

1. how long was it?

[TomInTib]

7. About 18 minutes.

But give him credit, he counted all the way to 5 during the 'speech'.

[katty]

14. haaaa! so glad he's learning his numbers

[fearthem]

10. Very stiff!

[opihimoimoi]

17. He read the whole damn thing....no sincerity here, no emotion...

Only the Stepford LOOK....it was spoooky

[MADem]

26. It was the REAGAN look...he was trying to imitate Ronnie n/t

[opihimoimoi]

34. Ronnie came across as sincere..Bush comes across as a scammer

His facial expressions reveal a troubled man having trouble fooling us with a scam...he has the "INSINCERE LOOK"

[MADem]

I did not say he succeeded, I said he was trying

And it was obvious.

No accent. Muted hand gestures. That Reagan head tic. The cadence of the words. The speech itself, it sounded like Noonan wrote it. All that was missing was the Reagan "...Well..." and the eye twinkle and small smile.

[Xipe Totec]

2. The chimp spake?

I thought I heard some noise behind me coming from the tee vee.

:shrug:

[katty]

8. ha! the great orator

[Xipe Totec]

28. Somebody forgot to clue him in,

you practice with pebbles in your mouth,

but you spit them out before the actual delivery.

DOH! :banghead:

[opihimoimoi]

45. Shit, he swallowed those things....he had the LOOK

[opihimoimoi]

22. Alfred E Newman read some shit on TV and bombed....

[SpiralHawk]

30. Thus Spaketh Chimpathustra

"The Teddy Kennedy plan is best for America, and so tonight I endorse it with my all my being."


- kommander AWOL

[Xipe Totec]

42. Forsooth! Methinks us Messkins must learn this English anon!

Lest simians become rulers over us all!

[Mr_Spock]

Somebody named Bush gave a speech today?

...last guy with that name was a vampire who pretended he was pretlenet for a while, he was impeeched years a go just before they drove a wooden stake through his heart.

[Marr]

3. Oh no- Bush did FANTASTIC!

That whole "staring into the camera like a fucking moron" thing was nothing! Ignore it!

Steven Colbert bombed! Yeah!

:sarcasm:

You just watch though- seriously. The same people who said Colbert bombed will say that the latest Bush catastrophe was a command performance. Can you imagine anyone else fucking up like that on TV and not even having it mentioned? Bush does that sort of shit EVERY TIME he's on the TV. Talk about the soft bigotry of low expectations, eh?

[w8liftinglady]

4. that,my friend,is Karma..hahahahaha

[opihimoimoi]

20. Karma buried his boots in Bushies ass.

[MissWaverly]

5. I didn't see that but the opening looked just like

the scene in Fahrenheit 9-11.

[Gabi Hayes]

11. or SNL

their election-dispute segment with Bush hiding under the desk was prescient and brilliant

Capitol Building behind him in flames

map of US with new borders (civil war)

california split from continent (the big one)

somebody has to have that one

[MissWaverly]

21. great catch

I am telling you CBS showed him before he actually started to speak, it was a replay of
Michael Moore's clip from the Oval Office.

[opihimoimoi]

23. BWAHAHAhahahahahahaha ROTFLMAO Bush even fucks up the Pre Speech

never mind reading the damn thing looking like a robot

[MissWaverly]

55. he needs lessons in smirk control

[Gabi Hayes]

6. man....I can not WAIT for that clip. was it on CNN alone?

wingnuts are going to be pissed about that one

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Mr_Spock]

9. Tell me more - I don't watch TV when Satan is going to be on

I don't need the evil in my life.

[Gabi Hayes]

15. I didn't see it, but you can be sure Crooks and Liars will have it

they'd BETTER

or canofun, I hope

somebody will

bet Daily Show will tomorrow, if they're not off again

[Mr_Spock]

18. Hope it's only a short clip

I can only take doses of evil in small bites...

[Ilsa]

68. My husband won't permit him to be shown in the home also.

We can't take a chance on him corrupting the children. I do better at handling his appearances than my husband, but I usually take the decorative cross down from the foyer and bring it into the den to deflect the evil influence when he's on tv.

My dad thinks he might be the anti-christ.

[katty]

12. can't bear to look at him...1/2 hr? less? the msnbc pix grab is bad

[opihimoimoi]

13. The HUNT is ON for the guy who pulled the switch from standby to "LIVE"

Prolly gonna lose his job....he/she is an unsung HERO.

[Semblance]

16. John says he will put it up at C&L :)

[opihimoimoi]

19. Thank You...we needed that...

[Gabi Hayes]

36. you didn't welcome him/her to DU! have you, at long last, sir,

no semblance of hospitality?

[opihimoimoi]

53. Sorry, hadn't noticed his/her posting numbers...

BTW, Do I detect a hint of hostility in your post, sir? Like I supposed to be the Numbers Cop?

[Gabi Hayes]

54. have you no 'semblance' of name recognition, sir?

no semblance of hostility from my end; just having a semblance of fun!

and I always like to work in the occasional McCarthy reference whenever possible

is JOKE!

[opihimoimoi]

59. Joke taken...LOL

[NJ_Lib]

24. Did ya'll see the forced, phony smirk at the very end?...

... OMG, a phonier smile I have never seen... Almost like Rover was standing in front of the Chimp with giant card that read: "Smile NOW"...

What a bunch of losers...

[opihimoimoi]

35. His body language BOMBED too

[Semblance]

25. It's up at youtube

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yPu19jOcJF4&feature=Recent&page=1&t=t&f=b

[SidDithers]

29. ROFL...

what a doofus.
Thanks for posting and welcome to DU!

Sid

[NV Whino]

32. Oh thank you. Thank you!

I'm convinced all the stupid photos and the on-the-air-early shots are not accidents. Hooray for our side!

[opihimoimoi]

40. He practices acting like a boob....

Dammit, and here I thought he was a Natural

[wtmusic]

43. Bwahahaha...Wolf tries to cover his hero's tracks

:rofl:

[opihimoimoi]

47. Poor attempt, Bush had the deer/headlights look..the why doesn't the door

open????

[Jacobin]

52. Thanks

LOL

Welcome to DU

[lonestarnot]

62. They are currently working on the site.

[moobu2]

27. OMG now I kinda wished I’d watched it (kinda) n/t

[opihimoimoi]

44. He is trapped into a corner trying to act like he's not....

[KamaAina]

31. Lucky we live Hawai'i, eh brah?

I stay in da cubicle all day, nevah have to watch lolo-head 'cuz he always comes on at 2 or 3 in da' apternoon our time :-)

(note to local people and linguists: I am well aware that my Pidgin is Gawd-awful.)

[opihimoimoi]

37. I got to see him with the same look he had in CHINA, trying to open them

doors..the Al E Newman look. Bwahahahahaha

[Hubert Flottz]

39. pResident LoLo is as dumb in the head as a hog is in the arse!

How LoLo KKKan He Go?

[opihimoimoi]

49. Down to 17 where Cheney is at....dats how low he can go...LOL

[Generic Brad]

57. You lucky, brah

No da kine W for you.

[opihimoimoi]

64. Lucky we live Hawaii...but same President...we suffer along with all

Americans...some of our own got KIA over dere....for kaka as the war was a shallow smoke screen for OIL

[jdelullo]

33. DANG I missed it

Any way a video of him rehearsing will be online anytime soon? Sounds like a real laugh to me.

[opihimoimoi]

38. Post 25, its a hoot.

[Gabi Hayes]

41. it's linked above....pretty disappointing. very short

not very much fun; just a shifty-eyed look up. that was about it

[guruoo]

46. Video's up...

http://www.crooksandliars.com/2006/05/15.html#a8302

[High Plains]

48. Wow, great analysis of the speech, guys!

Bush laid out an immigration policy. Did anyone actually listen to it or have any comment on what he had to say?

[opihimoimoi]

50. I listened and felt it was the same ole crap he is FAMOUS for

yada yada yada...some ole shit, yada yada yada....more crap...and his body language sucked, very stiff, etc...indicating nefarious falsehoods and deception...the man was clearly uncomfortable....signs of GUILT.

[MADem]

51. Yeah, it was same shit, different day

Put a few poor bastards out there for show, spaced further apart than gas stations in the desert, and stall everything else. Then, as Carlos Mencia noted, the coyotes can charge more, because it's harder to cross, see?

[Octafish]

56. Bushler spelled out GOP '06 Campaign

The NAZI bastards are going to use the illegal immigrant as this year's Willie Horton.

CRAZY MONKEY

[opihimoimoi]

60. Can they sell it though?? Doubt it....it will be a tough one to bank on...

[SammyWinstonJack]

58. I didn't watch his speech and wasn't here for the play by play.

How bad was it? :evilgrin:

[opihimoimoi]

61. In my book...his body language was horrid as usual...forced smirk

and worried look revealed deception...he didn't believe in what he was saying...he read the whole damn thing from the tel prompter...sincerity was absent...hence...not to be trusted....he has become a joke...even to the pubs and his supporters...cept for the media whores....

[jmowreader]

65. I also heard they made him up with a brick trowel

Especially his forehead.

Is there truth to rumor?

[opihimoimoi]

69. He did look fucked over....maybe Cheney shot him too?

Prolly from LOS...lack of sleep....worried to death as his advisors told him its one chance to salvage some degree of rescuing his falling numbers.

Now, its gonna get worse....hahahahaha

[SammyWinstonJack]

72. So typical bushit? Figures. Dog forbid he would ever be original.

:rofl:

[opihimoimoi]

76. Because of his Limited knowledge base..he is unable to be original

not even for a tiny ass bit...his brain is that of a shrew...

[LSK]

63. CSPAN has been replaying it too

[opihimoimoi]

66. BWAHAHAhahahahahahaha ROTFLMAO now all America sees a

dummy reading from a script...not his words...not his feelings...he is a nasty smelly joke....

[Kerrytravelers]

67. the shrub looked stupid? Surely, you jest!

[opihimoimoi]

70. Yeah, I was jesting..go look for yourself...he had the LOOK of a

Lost Child in the MALL.

[Kerrytravelers]

71. I'll take your word for it. I don't think my stomach can take * tonight.

[opihimoimoi]

74. I don't blame you one bit...

[Xenotime]

73. At lease Clinton never looked that dumb on TV....HA!

[opihimoimoi]

75. Even tiny Gary Bauer talks better than Bush

Clinton makes Bush look like a FREAK who snucked in somehow...OMG...he did he did.....