Let's all start writing in code, DRIVE EM NUTS!

[debbierlus]

Blue Smurf is meeting Gargamel at the blueberry patch at 10.

Bert & Ernie are having a party at 21 Sesame Place next Tuesday.

The green cow will give only yellow milk.

I repeat, green cow is giving only yellow milk.

Frank Sinatra rolls in his grave.

Out.

[slackmaster]

1. The Mountain Man is in the large kitchen

Repeat, the Mountain Man is in the large kitchen.

[debbierlus]

10. Pigs feet have no talons

And, the hobbits feet are bare.

[Saboburns]

2. Big Breasted Women Make Wonderful Bedmates.

I say again.

Big Breasted Women Make Wonderful Bedmates.

That is all.

[swimboy]

3. Strange navel oranges electrocuted the clown child.

Don't forget to edit for the seventh part.

And when the Concave contacts you, be sure to transmit to the Corn Children. Use the tupperware.

:thumbsup:

[debbierlus]

6. Burp the red tupperware bowl

The jello is in the fridge.

[swimboy]

9. Got it!

Ready to implement project KoolWhip.

[debbierlus]

12. Low fat in the freezer section

:rofl:

[genieroze]

22. You sure?

[BR_Parkway]

4. Just mix up the letters wont work - they know how to read Freep already

[lonestarnot]

5. Anyone know of any good roach bombs?

[debbierlus]

16. It is all in the hotel

Check in

But, never check out!

[sabra]

7. DELETE * FROM FREEPERS

commit;

:-)

[drm604]

26. Select * from CITIZENS Where BOO_FREEPER = -1

32% of rows returned.

[sabra]

29. When I ran the query I got 29% :-)

[gratuitous]

8. Le chevalier frappe a minuit

Et le poisson aime la friture.

Eh Plumpick?

[BobRossi]

11. C# or MFC?

if (szParty == "Democrat")
{
bool bBrains = true;
}
else
{
bool bBrains = false;
}

[Chomp]

13. gabtihs a si hsuB...t/n

[Nederland]

14. taht eurt t/n

[DBoon]

15. GnuPG (not to be confused with YakPG)

-----BEGIN PGP MESSAGE-----
Version: GnuPG v1.2.1 (GNU/Linux)

hQEOA2h8YZ8Yi/aaEAQAkuE8xz9aF1ymhXOeSJ3PO05A0vWKWevSl62Z+tiu7hlm
5YifrKtdex/9t+Tyr0JJmHriL/guodK8mJhLdQ+6C1tpz3ma3O95qMI2lLBFWLDZ
9SXcP+uM0ZYW/Wp5THkfnr1EoxaAMs+det1G9oqP5FltnlIrfMR4UcuzqE60i+gD
/1D683zU8g1JaLj8ZgIbCkXxwFdOJLQPc5RhpAqQ/ZIeauZWkFkJnwIW822NHELl
cKWVu0en7M2d1CdAdXxOO+du9xlAX3C4E8xPojQnzsgYeuq67/RGAYo6rKHR+wOd
8TmkH2XtRw+3Ljmnw153a7pbRuMyJVMe+Jj3C25Jhj010k4B8efTJ3I79hPZmy1p
6lMLkcELP78RIJP7QpZBVn0FxLYxl9HUfUWQtmSLX9hOyI/P+O6+5py14roNUTRi
CDV3++Mcczmx7dw8L7BPXA8=
=jwAQ
-----END PGP MESSAGE-----

[StellaBlue]

17. D'accord...

Al Qaeda, terroristes, bombes, dissidents, communistes, épaule-a lancé des missiles, féministes radicaux, conspiration, démocratie, bombes, pistolets, vérité, protestataires, réunion, souterrain, résistance, socialisme, bombes, j'aiment la France, fauconx de poulet, organisent, désobéissance civile, tuez L'Homme, des bombes, etc...

[zippy890]

18. Kel Zag

oh, and



THAT should drive them nuts

[zippy890]

19. dupe

[Richard D]

20. Actually . . .

. . . we've been writing in code here for years. The more normal looking the post, the more code it contains. Like this one.
Good luck.

[Dyedinthewoolliberal]

21. Or, we could use

Pig Latin!
:)

[Justice Is Comin]

27. Or Mr. Ed.

[Donkeykick]

23. Burp!

Gulp! Gulp! Burp! It's empty! Contact me if you find more!

[Buzz Clik]

24. 100011101010

1101101000 111010101011000 0101 110 111 10010

[byronius]

28. Quit with the dangerous stuff.

Use the quantum super-double-secret Crypter Blip instead.

5j3krtkaespwfu9. 00000000011111010101010 0010. HA HA HA!! What? Oh, 011 24242. Yer funny.

[BrotherBuzz]

25. Hell, all I have to do is stop using speilcheck

Smoke will start pouring out of the NSA computer vaults as they attempt to decrypt my messages. :rofl:

[TlalocW]

30. This is Snowman

It's a cold day for pontooning. Over.

TlalocW

[Jed Dilligan]

31. The cheese is on the train.

No sign of marshmallows.

We're going to fix the kitty tonight.

Blue, yellow, orange will be involved.

Green, pink, brown will be on call.

[debbierlus]

32. Lucky Charms Berry Cereal

Different colors from the regular

That will mean you found it.

[KurtNYC]

33. The cheese stands alone

nothing gold could stay...do it for Johnny

They used up all the good themes; turned them into theme parks.

I do not like green eggs and ham.