My personal email of the week... feel free to use it if you want

[slybacon9]

i have started writing a weekly "Incase you missed it" email to all my friends and family right and left that aren't as informed (geeked out) as i am on what they might have missed. Feel free to use it if you want.


Hey gang,

In the year 2000, waaaay back before our country was hijacked and flown into itself, all i heard was three arguments from republicans (and "libertarians" ... aka people who are too ashamed to admit they are republican anymore) on why they were going to vote for George W. Bush. Well-thought-out reasons being ...

1. I'm for smaller government.
2. Bush is going to cut taxes.
3. Al Gore just doesn't have any personality.

Amazingly... within this past week... we discovered the truth about all three.

1. smaller government... which i guess includes illegal wiretapping and taking your phone records from your phone company
2. Tax cuts... Here's your tax cut, just so you know. This should help most of you with that new tank of gas you were thinking about getting.


3... And the real reason for this whole darn email... in case you missed it: the president of the united states
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AHM7iyjMAnw

Have a great week everybody... (and wave good bye to Karl Rove, he's going on a much deserved vacation.)

[slybacon9]

1. no, really, it works....

haha