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[Rocknrule]

[Sequoia]

1. Why does he always look so goofy?!

[BrklynLiberal]

15. He can't help it. That is his natural state of mind.

[madame defarge]

20. Not just goofy, but suntanned -- all the time...

Clearly he spends inordinate amounts of time outside...biking, golfing, etc. no doubt. But then it's probably better than having him in the oval office making decisions...

[Sanity Claws]

2. 89 proof, oops I mean octane

[cdb]

3. Bottoms up! n/t

[spanone]

4. Gomer says 'hey' !

[Tulum_Moon]

5. "It's Howdy Doody Time"

La la la la la la!

[Brigid]

6. * always makes me think of George Orwell . . .

WAR IS PEACE.
FREEDOM IS SLAVERY.
IGNORANCE IS STRENGTH.

[Rocknrule]

7. "Sieg Heil, y'all *barf* oh man I'm so fuckin' wasted!"

[1620rock]

8. Heil Hitler!

[TechBear_Seattle]

9. "That *hic* moonshine really hits *hic* the spot."

Crimeny, but he looks like he's been hitting the sauce.

[Dora]

10. Dude, I am so wasted.

[xultar]

11. Hey, pull my finger! (he's always in that pose)

[rkc3]

12. Doo do doo

Carlos Mencia would agree.

[Rocknrule]

14. No, it's "Dee dee dee"

[rkc3]

17. I typed that, but it didn't sound right. Maybe I should have said

"I LIKE MATCHES!"

[Kikosexy2]

13. Looky here...

this is my doofus on drugs face...don't cha like my charisma and charm...I'm the decider and I've decided not to decide on anything today...yuk, yuk, yuk...

[Kadie]

16. Hey, Barkeep... n/t

[Initech]

18. It's a 3 ring political circus and I am your ringmaster!

Bomp bomp dadadadaddadadadadadad duh duh duh duh duh dadaddadadadadadd..

[myrna minx]

19. Good gawd...It's President Otis.

[Virginia Dare]

21. God's own drunk..

apologies to Jimmy Buffett

[diamondsndust]

22. ummm.. Pickles, did you switch to vinegar & water?!?!?! n/t

[jillan]

23. Ouch - that box on my back is pinching my skin---Kkkkarl help!

[Hubert Flottz]

24. "It's The Soupy Sales Show!"