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[email protected]Subject: YOUR URGENT ASSISTANCE! IMMEDIATE ATTENTION NEEDED: HIGHLY CONFIDENTIAL
Sir,
I am Michael Brown, Director of The Federal Emergency Management Association, known as FEMA.
A few weeks ago we decided and made away with large quantity of bottled water and emergency rations weighing 898kg, along with 1,000 air conditioned buses, 4,000 mobile homes, and a FEMA suit which will make you want to puke. I am a fashion god. These materials have been saved and deposited in a high security company before boarding for Tom DeLay's forced-abortion sweatshop paradise in the Mariana Islands, where we have decided to stay temporarily and decide on what to do with those great resources which is our hope of life.
We got your contact from the Internets and decided to contact you as an honest and trustworthy able businessman whom we can trust and transact business with.
As a trusted and honest businessman like you, we would like you to secure our great resources in your care pending our arrival to you country as we have decided to order a command to the security Company to transfer our resources to you depending on your urgent reply to our request.
Note that this transaction demands the highest trust, security and confidentiality between us.
Moreover it is risk free in the sense that I have taken proper care of all formalities regarding this transaction. For your assistance and co-operation I have decided to give you 15% of the total money generated from it's sales and 5% mapped out for any miscellaneous expenses that we may occur during the process of transferring the resource to your country.
As soon as the resources mentioned above is successfully transferred in to your position . We intend to use our own share to acquire estates and landed properties in your country-- preferably someplace well above sea level.
On commencement, I wish this transaction will take 14 working days to accomplish. On request a certificate of deposit bond of the security company, together with the lab test result certificate of the bottled water and emergency rations will be sent to you through your sea ports which are 95% un-inspected. Feel free to contact me through my Blackberry.
For my own interest please treat confidential. Thanks.
For Great Justice,
FEMA Director Michael Brown