Breaking: Limbaugh may not own a gun and must submit ...

[11 Bravo]

to random drug testing. Now try to spin that as total innocence you fat, drug-addled, piece of shit.

http://news.yahoo.com

Scroll down to Top Stories and click on "Limbaugh facing drug tests under deal"

on edit: link

[spanone]

1. You forgot obnoxious.

[Richardo]

2. ...and bloviating

[Goblinmonger]

19. ...and odious

[bryant69]

3. It's a political prosecution

He's passed all the tests required - and will continue to do so. Why he doesn't even want those pills anymore.

Or so the legend goes.

Bryant
Check it out --> http://politicalcomment.blogspot.com

[bunkerbuster1]

4. That means peeing in a cup in front of an officer, right?

[BOSSHOG]

5. I'm not familiar with the civilian method

but in the Navy, the stream had to be seen coming from the body into the cup by a monitor.

[Giant Robot]

7. Civilian methods are the same

Although its not like he hasn't gotten special treatment before...

[LeftyMom]

6. Wow, I feel sorry for the cop who has to supervise that.

:puke:

[Giant Robot]

11. Yeah

May not be a cop, just whomever he goes to that the court finds acceptable as a testing agent. But yeah...someone would have to see it!!!!!!!!

[Warpy]

12. Don't worry, it's just a possibility.

Nobody will ever ask a rich man to do that, let alone order him to. He won't have to pee in pubic if he ever does go to a hospital for a pee test, and yes, it will be done in a hospital and not in some grotty employee testing lab.

[Goblinmonger]

23. He should do it

in front of his ditto cam so that all his sycophants can watch him, too. I'm sure they would call in to pay homage to his stream.

[yellowcanine]

13. Oops I duped your thought. Sorry.

[bluerum]

18. In front of his momma.

[Jackpine Radical]

27. Yup--not so much "passing" as "pissing" the test...

[BOSSHOG]

8. I think he should be allowed to have a gun

He'll be all alone in that big house with no friends, no social life, no one to love or be loved by. In his mind, he knows he's a failure, his only success being making money off of hate. He should keep that gun close in case someone breaks in.

[johnnie]

15. Yeah

If someone breaks in. lol

[BOSSHOG]

16. You're not reading between my lines are you?

[Sinti]

21. I disagree. Psychos like that take others with them when they blow n/t

[11 Bravo]

29. So we only allow him one bullet.

And remember, Rush, in the immortal words of G. Gordon Liddy, "head shot".

[yellowcanine]

9. How would you like to be the poor schmuck that has to supervise collecting

the sample for the drug test?

[cdb]

10. UGH! There was a photo!

I had to look upon the visage of that disgusting piece of shit. You shaould have warned us!!

[AndyA]

14. Best description of Rush I've heard: "fat, drug-addled, piece of shit"

He is all of those things and more. It was disgusting watching Rush's attorney on TV spinning the story. Rush wasn't arrested. He was booked. It was pre-arranged. BLAH BLAH BLAH.

You normally are only booked when you're arrested.

Rush has no credibility, he has no right to criticize anyone else. He needs to clean up his own kitchen.

[rkc3]

20. Kind of like the Matt Taibbi description of Tom DeLay:

"200 pounds of the purest pussy repellent ever made."

In one of the recent Rolling Stone articles.

[shenmue]

34. Right on target, that one...

;)

[ComerPerro]

22. But hes not fat anymore!

And why is that?

Oh yeah, his mysterious diet that he has been so proud of.

That, and he spent the last several years addicted to a perscription-legal form of heroin....

[BOSSHOG]

28. His intense and strongly disciplined exercise regimen

I make myself chuckle

[Arger68]

17. Maybe he'll have to get one of these:

www.whizzinator.com

[Goblinmonger]

24. Didn't work

for the Minnesota Vikings.

[drm604]

25. He just can't stop spinning.

"Do you think if there was any real evidence, we would have reached a settlement?" Limbaugh said Monday on his radio show.

Okay, if there was no real evidence than why didn't you fight it and prove your innocence? Usually you settle if you're not sure you can win.

[gordianot]

26. The Cyst speaks.

From Buzzflash

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[DemoTex]

30. Why the "Not Guilty" if Ru$h has a deal/agreement? WTF?

The agreement did not call for Limbaugh to admit guilt to the charge that he sought a prescription from a physician in 2003 without revealing that he had received medications from another practitioner within 30 days. He pleaded not guilty Friday.

http://news.yahoo.com/

Is Ru$h a felon or is he not? The firearms proscription would suggest that he has copped a plea to a felony charge. IMHO the MSM is buying into PR spin that calls a plea bargain to a felony "a deal" or "an agreement" (as if Ru$h was in the driver's seat all along). He was not. He is a common criminal and a highly addicted drug abuser.

Having said that, let me add this: Fuck him. I have no doubt that he .. if he thinks that he has beat this rap .. will ultimately self-destruct in a very spectacular way.

:popcorn:

[Ganja Ninja]

31. He should be purged from the voter roles too.

Until he completes his drug treatments he should be purged from voter roles. I'm almost positive that part of your Florida voter registration questionnaire deals with the use of illegal drugs. If the man is charged with a felony and will remain charged until he completes his drug treatment then he shouldn't be allowed to vote until he's drug free.

Heaven knows what kind of idiot he could vote for under the influence of that stuff. :shrug:

[shenmue]

32. Oh, he'll be a crybaby about it, no question

All RWers ever do is feel sorry for themselves. You'll never find a more egotistical bunch.

[Nomad559]

33. MSNBC Video - Rush Talks About Deal

http://media.putfile.com/Rush-Limbaugh-93

:)

[OneBlueSky]

35. OMG . . . without his guns, how will pillboy compensate for . . .

well, you know what . . .

[noonwitch]

36. Yeah, but he can still get drunk and go hunting with the VP

He can borrow a gun, and the booze won't show up the next day in his test.