Share the most drunk-on-Koolaid RW statements you've ever heard here

[Rocknrule]

In response to someone on another board insinuating that Bush and Condi were having an affair, one post read, "Bush is a devout Christian (God, just saying that makes me want to vom), so he'd never have an affair"

That's just off the top of my head

[rpannier]

1. This one was told to me at lunch in Seoul

"The reason why Serbia went so quickly was because Clinton is such a sociopath, he just ordered the indiscriminate killing of anyone in order to win. But, bush is trying to do this with as little loss of human life as possible, because he's a christian."

[johnaries]

6. Shock and Awe is "as little loss of human life as possible"?

Civilians reported killed by military intervention in Iraq
Min Max
34593 38743
http://www.iraqbodycount.net/

These backwash people just f*cking amaze me.

[EstimatedProphet]

2. It's Clinton's fault!!!

Said for pretty much everything that has ever happened that was bad, at any time throughout history.

[serryjw]

3. This statement has become part of our culture

I heard it from my 58 year old republican cousin last week

[Richard Steele]

4. Believing in evolution has led to slavery, Naziism, Communism and ABORTION

This was an actual, honest-to-god, LTTE in my local paper back in January:
(I added a lot of the punctuation when I posted it here,
because it was practically unreadable,
but no words have been changed.)

Evolution isn't science

Evolution is a theory, not fact,
and cannot satisfactorily explain the origin of life,
our world, nor any data-derived experiments.
Here are just a few salient points,
to clear up what "intelligent design" is,
and, simultaneously, to refute the uneducated, biased vitriol
some writers have for even touching the "sacred idol" of evolution.

Laws of thermodynamics.
First is the 'law of conservation':
Matter or energy may change form, but can be neither created nor destroyed.
Second is the 'law of entropy':
Energy and matter go to disorder or entropy.
So much for the evolutionist point of view
of 'simple to complex' or an 'increase in order'!

Also, the theory of evolution cannot explain the formation of rock,
nor that fossils are found in abundance on every continent,
and are found only in sedimentary rocks.

Evolution relies on hiddenness and hoaxes.
No evidence has ever been found of man evolving
gradually in stages from simpler life --
apes to intermediary to man.
The so-called "findings" of these intermediary ape-men
were replicas made to appear more man-like.
All the famous finds were hoaxes.
These include Neanderthal man, Piltdown man, and Nebraska man.

Finally, evolution is racist.
Charles Darwin, in "The Descent of Man"
puts the Caucasian as 'higher' than the Negro.
This type thinking, which devalues man,
has led to slavery, Nazism, Communism and abortion.
Evolution is not good science and that intelligent design should be presented at the very least as an alternative.

STANLEY LEWIS
DURHAM
January 11, 2006

Link to my original post:
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=364&topic_id=142520

[dweller]

9. 'the theory of evolution cannot explain the formation of rock' ???

k, but intelligent design explains alot about the death of disco.

dp

[Richard Steele]

10. Yeah, that wingnut is so far gone that the word "wrong" is insufficient.

That letter doesn't even make enough sense to qualify as "wrong";
it's just INSANE.

I mean, '2 + 2 = 5' is WRONG, and the error is understandable and correctable.

But this guy has moved on to the level of "2 + 2 = purple"...
there's just nowhere to even START correcting it.

It actually makes my head hurt every time I try to parse his last sentence.

[dweller]

12. 'These include Neanderthal man, Piltdown man, and Nebraska man'

and you like forgot, Kansas, man.


like fish in a barrel.
dp

[Rocknrule]

5. "Nazis were liberals"

They're so irresponsible they won't even accept the Nazis as their own

[LibDemAlways]

7. I had a guy tell me with a straight face that

"everyone should be grateful George W Bush was in charge on 9/11." Where do you even begin with someone who believes that? Clearly in need of help.

[DanCa]

8. "He likes horses he's a good man thats why I voted for him" Aunt Bev.

:mad:

[tenshi816]

15. You should tell Aunt Bev that GWB doesn't like horses,

he's afraid of them! He's not a real cowboy, he only plays one on TV.

[DanCa]

19. Maybe she's thinks that just because he's a horse's ass

that he has to like horses as well. :evilgrin:

[devilgrrl]

11. That critizing the pResident hurts Democrats.

In fact, there's a thread going on now!

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=364&topic_id=1060437&mesg_id=1060437

[Richard Steele]

13. Now HOW did I know which thread that was gonna be? LOL!

That one has my first deleted post in several weeks.

[Name removed]

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[Richard Steele]

17. Uh-oh. Looks like it's contagious! nm

[Humor_In_Cuneiform]

14. Someone said they were so proud to be a Repubnican

cause they have REAL values, like opposing abortion. Democrats don't have anything like that he thought (sic).

...Ben Stein

[LSK]

18. they found WMD in Iraq

:wtf: