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Proud2BAmurkin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-29-06 01:59 PM
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Karma for Clinton penis talk. Rush has to do supervised PISS TESTS
What kind of "distinguishing characteristics" will they find other than absence of balls.

http://www.firedoglake.com/2006/04/29/not-exactly-a-rus... /

:rofl:
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Cha Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-29-06 02:01 PM
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1. You're too funny! But,
how true, huh? :)
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MADem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-29-06 02:08 PM
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2. Some poor bastard had better give him the "feeled" test
lest he employ this device: http://www.whizzinator.com /

They'd probably draw straws to see who has to do the odious task, either that, or give it to the loser in the office sports pool....
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Hand Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-29-06 02:13 PM
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3. Eeeeeewwww!
Better wear multiple pairs of gloves... and use small tweezers. :rofl:
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LuCifer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-29-06 03:28 PM
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10. EWWW is right!
:puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke:
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William Seger Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-29-06 02:26 PM
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4. I suspect they'll find he has to sit down to pee.
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rocktivity Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-29-06 02:28 PM
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5. "The fact that the prosecutors were this generous in the deal-making
Edited on Sat Apr-29-06 02:35 PM by rocknation
says to me they may have had difficulties getting Rushs doctor to cooperate with them in terms of testimony and evidence provision."

Difficulities as in the doctors being threatened, perhaps? I mean, doesn't doctor shopping involve MORE than one doctor? And what about his having enough pills to be suspected of having intent to distribute?

"...Hell likely have to check in with a probation supervisor in a regular basis, where he will have to pee in a cup in front of said supervisor...Hell also have to submit to...his supervisory officer...randomly show(ing) up at his place of work, at his house, whatever, and make him pee in a cup.

"...He oughtnt be allowed to be in places that serve alcohol...nor should he be taking any prescription medication without informing his supervisor...Hell also likely have to refrain from having any alcohol or other potentially addictive substances in his home...

And hell be required to...to ask permission for travel or schedule changes that will take him outside the agreed-upon curfew hours."

Rush with a curfew? Unable to attend events where alcohol is served? Having a supervisor show up at his home or job for random drug testing? Having to get permission to leave his home town or county? Can you seriously imagine any of these things happening? Put another way, in view of the terms of the plea bargain, why SHOULD we imagine any of these things happening?

:eyes:
rocknation
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Rocknrule Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-29-06 02:37 PM
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6. He needs a microscope, tweezers, and Viagra to get it up
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CatWoman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-29-06 03:18 PM
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7. maybe that's why ole Darryn split on him
ya think?
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AnnInLa Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-29-06 03:26 PM
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8. Oooooh, the irony is excellent!
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leftchick Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-29-06 03:28 PM
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9. teeny, tiny, shriveled
has to pull his pants down cuz it can't make it out of the undie door?

:rofl:
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UTUSN Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-29-06 04:08 PM
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11. Since when will the standard rules apply to LIMBOsevic?
Plus, Dem lawyer Roy BLACK ought to be working pro bono for Black and Hispanic defendants instead of getting LIMBOsevic off.
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Acadia Blue Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-29-06 04:20 PM
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12. I suspect that he has a low sperm count.. 3 marriages and no kids.....
Or he likes drugs better than sex. lol
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