[Satire] Bill O'Reilly named Secretary of Defense

[The Witch]

Got this link from my dad:

http://www.borowitzreport.com/archive_rpt.asp?rec=1380

Standard 4-graf excerpt:

The merger between Fox News and the White House can be summed up in one word: synergy,” Mr. Snow said. “The two entities have been working in lockstep for five years now and this merger is a formal acknowledgment of that fact.”

(snip, hack, slash, )

Moments after the merger was announced, Mr. Snow introduced the latest member of the Bush Cabinet, Secretary of Defense Bill O’Reilly.

In his first official act as Defense Secretary, Mr. O’Reilly called CNN “a gathering threat” and added the cable news network to the Axis of Evil.

Mr. O’Reilly’s comments drew sharp criticism from Sen. Joseph Biden (D-Del), who told reporters, “I don’t see how CNN can be considered a threat when their biggest weapon is Larry King.”

[rniel]

1. Bush administration are hard to satirize anymore

Anything extreme EXACTLY like this could and may happen at any moment. I'm not kidding.

[stanwyck]

2. Rush as Drug Czar

we could play this game all day.

[The Witch]

4. Ann Coulter as secretary of HHS; Hannity for Education (he loves buses!)

Because (s)he cares so deeply about fellow humans.

(Steph Miller music) And what about the buses, Mr. Nagin? :whine:

[The Witch]

5. Oh, and bill bennett for the treasury. He handles money SO well. n/t

[stanwyck]

6. good one, Witch n/t

[npincus]

3. here's his acceptance speech:

[stanwyck]

7. I'd forgotten what a Romeo

old Bill is. Yep. The "falafel" horny talk. Really turns us women on.
And conservatives think Clinton is a sex freak?

[npincus]

8. Bill's Sex Kit here:

[Ishoutandscream2]

9. LOL!! All of you stop this now!!!

Tears are streaming down my face!!! My coworkers are looking at me in shock!!! :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[npincus]

10. tell them to read this: