Words of wisdom from the dumbest fucking president ever.

[Justice Is Comin]

Saw these from a poster on Raw Story. Just had to drag em over here for you to enjoy. Don't have anything in your mouth.

Especially when you get to the one about ..power plants. Or pie. :rofl:




“I believe that, as quickly as possible, young cows ought to be allowed go across our border.”
~ George W. Bush, Ottawa, 2004-11-30

“The idea of putting subliminable messages into ads is ridiculous.”
~ George W. Bush

“I don’t think we need to be subliminable about the differences between our views on prescription drugs.”
~ George W. Bush
Orlando Florida, 2000-09-12

“Lacerates ran down my cheeks.”
~ George W. Bush (trying to sound grand with a Thesaurus on an Andover essay).

“Rarely is the question asked: Is our children learning?”
~ George W. Bush

“Sometimes when I sleep at night I think of ’Hop on Pop’.”
~ George W. Bush

“In 1994, there were 67 schools in Texas that were rated exemplorary according to our own tests.”
~ George W. Bush

“The question is, how many hands have I shaked.”
~ George W. Bush

“What is your ambitions?”
~ George W. Bush
speaking at the Parkview Arts and Science Magnet School Source: Federal News Service, Remarks by President George W. Bush at a Back-to-School Event, 2002-08-29

“The California crunch really is the result of not enough power to power the power of generating plants.”
~ George W. Bush, 2000-09-15

“Will the highways on the Internet become more few?”
~ George W. Bush

“And out of the evil done to America is going to come a more peaceful world, and a more better America…”
~ George W. Bush
Source: FDCH Political Transcripts, George W. Bush Participates in Welcome Ceremony, 2002-10-22

“Do you have blacks, too?”
~ George W. Bush
speaking to Brazilian President Fernando Henrique Cardoso. Source: Reported 2002-04-28 by columnist Fernando Pedreira (and friend of the Brazilian president) of the Estado Sao Paulo in an article titled An Overwhelming Ignorance. Also cited by The Washington Post and der Spiegel, 2001-11-08

“I know how hard it is for you to put food on your family.”
~ George W. Bush

“We ought to make the pie higher.”
~ George W. Bush

“Some communities, you say, ‘Hey, American dream,’ and they go, ‘What does that mean?’”
~ George W. Bush

[MazeRat7]

1. Great compilation... but its just not funny any more....

I am so freeking sick of having "Timmy" as my president it now just makes me ill. I don't find it funny, I get no pleasure in pointing out this idiots "challenged" mental capacity... I just want it to end.

MZr7

[Eric J in MN]

2. Time crawls when George W. Bush is in the White House (nt)

nt

[Rocknrule]

5. Don't insult Timmah like that!

Bush is more like having Cartman as president.

[NYC]

7. I agree with you.

It's not funny when you realize the pResident of the United States, born with a silver spoon in his mouth and all the opportunites for education, can't speak English.

"Is our children learning?"

I guess the answer is a resounding NO.

[wtmusic]

3. It's endearing

he's a common man, salt of the earth. He relates to us. :puke:

[yorkiemommie1]

4. except that no 'common' man or woman i've ever met

has ever been as inarticulate as this idiot!

[Roland99]

6. Jack Handy can't hold a candle to those gems!

[Ecumenist]

8. OH. MY. GOD. THIS. IS. THE. WORST. PRESIDENT. EVER!!!!

I have carpets that more articulate than this "wished he wuz" Yale graduate.