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Ian David Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-08-10 03:21 PM
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The Ultra-Orthodox Continue to Destroy Jewish Life by Outlawing Lox
Edited on Mon Mar-08-10 03:21 PM by Ian David
Ultra-Orthodox Continue to Destroy Jewish Life by Outlawing Lox

Maintaining their campaign to suck the fun and joy entirely out of Judaism, a group of ultra-Orthodox rabbis have removed lox from the kosher diet. This ban on smoked salmon was announced last month because of a tiny paraisitic worm called anisakis that supposedly renders the fish unkosher.

Ultra-Orthodox Jews must now somehow survive a bleak existence without Jell-O, hugs from relatives of the opposite sex, women with attractive smiles, or the cured fish that is the favorite bagel topping of the Jewish people.



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