KOEB 8/14/06 - Karma chameleon edition

[SharonRB]

[Patsy Stone]

1. What's with all the stripes?

My freakin' EYES!

, Shar!

[SharonRB]

3. At least the colors go together

I don't get why he insists on wearing stripes and graph paper together.

Did you see where I'm going tomorrow?

[Patsy Stone]

13. I saw!

But I didn't read the thread yet.



What more could a girl ask for? Wish him a happy birthday!

[SharonRB]

16. I'll do that if I get a chance

Of course if I really get that close, I'll probably faint dead on the spot or be so tongue tied I won't be able to say anything.

Ironically, maybe I'll have a better chance at the rally than I would have had at the fundraiser -- if I get there early enough.

[Patsy Stone]

85. When he came to support Kerry

he went out into the crowd after to shake hands. My friends sent me a very blurry picture from their camera phone. So, don't despair. He could head right on over to you. Yes, you're right: it's up to you not to faint. LOL!

[SharonRB]

89. Maybe someone can get a "Monica-type" shot of me and him

I'll have to pick up a black beret on my way over there.

[WolverineDG]

129. If there's a hand stuck out

he'll shake it. That was my experience with Big Dog! Big Dog! Wish you were still our president!

dg

[gkhouston]

130. so, do you think she's off somewhere

trying to grow a couple of new arms, stat?

[SharonRB]

131. LOL -- nope, I'm still here at work

Trying to concentrate, but having a hard time of it. I'm going to try to stop and get a birthday card on my way there, but I wonder if they'll let me give it to him.

[Berry Cool]

Oh boy, Keith's doing the show, but HE'S NOT HOME YET!!!!

That means there's still chance for me to get down to JFK...

[Clark2008]

5. I wondered the same thing, too.

[Patsy Stone]

14. Hi, girl!

Love your new sig! That's so cool.

[bleever]

7. Do not attempt to adjust your television set.

[Patsy Stone]

17. You're right

It's either The Outer Limits, or just missing a picture of an Indian Chief.

[Berry Cool]

109. "We control the horizontal...we control the vertical..."

"...we control all the crazy directions the lines on Keith's body are going in..."

[RevCheesehead]

112. "all your stripes are belong to Keith."

I just wish he didn't feel the need to wear them all at once.

[WolverineDG]

128. Boss Hijack!

And the Karma Bites thing...oh no you DI'N'T!!

dg

[bleever]

2. KO starting with the exact story I had hoped he would.

I was going to email him, but of course he's on top of it.

[Patsy Stone]

19. Which part did you like best?

I enjoyed the "we pushed the Brits into revealing it" part. Follow that with a cocktail of Cheney denying he knew about it when he spoke, and it's irresistible.

[bleever]

28. Yes indeedly.

Whatever truth there is in the story, leave it to the cabal to pollute it.

Tasty stories, delivered to your TV!

[ralps]

4. Hi SharonRB, Hi Everyone, Awww Poor Georgie didn't get quite the bounce

he'd hoped for!! Bwaaa Haaaaa!!!

[Berry Cool]

6. Hi all! And I don't get the stripes and graph paper together thing either.

Tonight we're celebrating Sharon going to see the Big Dawg!

[SharonRB]

9. Thanks, Berry

But let's not celebrate until we find out if I actually get to see him close up or if I'm way in the back of the rally!

[Berry Cool]

21. Hey, you're there--that's good.

My big political moment was shaking hands with Gerry Ferraro in '84.

[RevCheesehead]

41. Mine was getting John Lindsay's autograph in 76.

Until last year, when I met both Edwards and Kerry when they came to WI.

[Patsy Stone]

23. Elbows.

Use your elbows. My .02.

[ralps]

35. Hi BerryBush, & Congrats SharonRB

[SharonRB]

51. Thanks, ralps

[Patsy Stone]

Barely hitting 40.

Although Chris found a poll where he did hit 40. What.Ever.

[Botany]

8. Did I ever tell you that you are my Fav EDV?

Tools Tools Tools Tools

Folks Fighting Folks Fighting Folks Fighting

What an idiot!

Terror, gay marriage, illegal aliens, and media manipulation is all they have left
in their playbook. Along with election fraud and crime .... and those the repugs
are working on 24/7 ..... count on it.

The only thing we have to fear is fear it's self. FDR

"My job is to do....remind people about the war on terror" 7/31/06 bush

[SharonRB]

10. Of course we wanted to shut it down

* needed a big boost in his ratings on terraism.

[Botany]

11. Cheney

al Qaeda was following the CT primary vote ..... right!

[bleever]

15. "We will, God willing,

assure solid turnout among the heathen soccer moms and independents in the outer suburbs in order to see Brother Lamont victorious! Allahu Akbar!"

[Botany]

24. I wonder does al Qaeda watch CNN or CSPAN?

Ali, come quick ..... the Hartford vote is coming in.

[bleever]

31. LOL. And, I'm pretty sure they watch FOX,

just to make sure they're getting their money's worth.

[Patsy Stone]

25. Well, Cheney thought they were.

[Patsy Stone]

12. "This looks like the kind of thing al-Qaeda would do".

"al-Qaeda types".

Boogie man... Over THERE!

[Berry Cool]

18. I'm your boogie man, boogie man, turn me on

I'm your boogie man, yes I am...

[Patsy Stone]

43. All skate! Everyone... All Skate!

[Botany]

20. I think they were warning us about

Quesadillas



muy bueno!

[Berry Cool]

26. Quit that Bot, you're making me hungry!

"Look out...it's a TGIFriday's..."

I love Keith's chart of what liquids are safe and aren't now!!!

BILL COSBY...ALWAYS DANGEROUS!!!!

[Botany]

29. Your friend is getting you something right now

[Berry Cool]

37. Ask my friend if he knows how to make that into a nice ravioli.

If so, I may be able to lure Keith out of the clutches of the competition yet.

[Botany]

42. No problem

[RevCheesehead]

46. Told ya they came in handy.

Hi, Cuddles

Did I ever tell you you're my favorite?

[Patsy Stone]

50. Delish!

Thanks!

Well, maybe I'll vote for them. After all, that was nice of them...

[bleever]

22. "Al Qaeda types"?

Like:



Or:



Or even:

[Patsy Stone]

30. LOL. Yes.

And:

[RevCheesehead]

49. The Gang Green Gang!!

Color me Buttercup.

[Patsy Stone]

55. Buttercup!

How are you? Clinky!

[RevCheesehead]

61. Just spiffy, thanks!

I managed to get both cats to the vet today. Sure, Oreo peed in the car... (well, OK, she sprayed), but that's what Febreeze is for.

How are ya, Pats?

[Patsy Stone]

68. Can't complain.

I had no such cat experience; and, yes, Febreeze IS a wonder of modern science .

Both of my football teams lost this weekend. Other than that, not much really on this end. So far, Monday's been A-OK!

[bleever]

56. I am not ashamed to admit

that I can sing the entire theme song.

[RevCheesehead]

62. You are my hero.

Did I ever tell you you're my favorite?
Please don't tell Botany - you know how he can be.

[Patsy Stone]

27. Okay. That list of carry on items

was a riot. Someone needs to post that soon.

[Berry Cool]

33. Dear Katy,

If the rumors are true, please tell him to stop mixing stripes and graphs. It reminds me of math class. And I hate being reminded of math class.

Thanks.

And this TSA crap is so ridiculous. I can't bring my liquid lip stuff on board? What do they do when terrorists start hiding stuff where the sun don't shine? Do we all fly naked with MRIs and X-rays and medical inspections beforehand?

I have seen conservative nutjobs say the only solution is to begin profiling passengers. Nonsense. Then you will only have terrorists disguising themselves as 80-year-old grannies in wheelchairs. DUH!

[SharonRB]

34. That had me cracking up

[Patsy Stone]

38. Fearsome on Friday

Safe on Sunday.

[Patsy Stone]

32. Mike Boyd speaks for me

Screw Janet Doobydoo. I'm going with him. He makes a helluva lotta sense.

Oooh, more about the Nexus of Politics on Terror. Did he say tomorrow? Yum.

[Patsy Stone]

44. Oh, no... Today!

Okay!

[Botany]

36. The real Threat .... pix

not al Qaeda but



El queso

[Berry Cool]

40. Bot, how DARE you say that?!?!?!?!?

The Rev is as innocent as an

[Botany]

45. I never thought of that but ....

..... she might be a terrorist too. All that talk about peace
and helping the poor ..... she has to be a commie.

[RevCheesehead]

54. ....

[Botany]

76. Did I ever tell you that you are my Fav EDV?

I kid .... I kid



all better now?

[RevCheesehead]

79. You'll have to do better than a couple of cream puffs.

[Botany]

83. this help?

and big Wisconsin Kiss

[RevCheesehead]

86. Nope.

I'm not that easy.

[Botany]

99. Damn O.K.

A cool breeze came off of Gull Bay as Rev. Cheese picked some strawberries
and sipped her drink. Just then her phone jangled to life and she lifted it
to hear the voice of ?????????

[RevCheesehead]

101. There's only one answer to that one, buster.

But you'll still have to do better.

[Botany]

107. Wait a second ....

..... I can make it whoever I want ..... and you still have to forgive me.

It is in your contract.

[RevCheesehead]

110. Sorry, buster.

But it's the Big Guy/Gal who does the forgiving. I simply relay the message.

[Botany]

116. So forgive me ....

..... you work for the big gal anyway.


Blessed is she who eats the cream puffs and cheers for Brett.

[RevCheesehead]

117. I'll have to get back to you on that.

[RevCheesehead]

53. Bless you, my child.

[RevCheesehead]

52. Hey!!!

[Berry Cool]

58. Hah! She heard that she was being spoken ill of

so, like Satan himself, she suddenly appeared...

[RevCheesehead]

64. What is this? Pick on da Cheeze night?

Might as well go home.

[ralps]

78. Aww Rev Don't leave us!!!

[RevCheesehead]

81. Ya know, it's at times like these when you learn who your real friends are

Thank you, ralps!

[Berry Cool]

104. Hey, I'm your friend too!!!

You know it!

Come on, let's have some tuna ravioli. I have a sneaking suspicion Mr. Olbermann has a dinner date tonight and won't be able to join us.

If you've got the time, I've got the Merlot.

[RevCheesehead]

105. And after dinner, we can hang out at Baggage Claim?

[Berry Cool]

120. You got it, baby!!!!

Meet me at JFK for "The Vigil." If it takes all week, we'll see 'em in.

She may have his heart but we'll have...HIS TIES.

Clinkies, darling!!

[RevCheesehead]

122. You take the ties...

and I'll have the cuffs ready.

[Patsy Stone]

97. Automatic 15-yard Penalty!

Booooo!

[RevCheesehead]

102. LOL!

That almost looks like Colbert's message to Scalia!

[Patsy Stone]

123. Then it's a twofer! n/t

[bleever]

39. Safety Alert: Be aware that your post may appear in USA Today.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.ph...

Watch what you say. As Jeb Bush said to Garry Trudeau: "Tread lightly."

[Berry Cool]

48. Oh, joy. I note I didn't get quoted about saying it was dumb

to confiscate toothpaste when a terrorist can set off a bomb in the cargo hold using a cell phone!

Maybe instead his next article will be "Women Reveal Irrational Crush on Cable Newsman."

[bleever]

47. KO is sitting on his coat tails.

[RevCheesehead]

57. This broadcast is a thing of beauty.

I'll put up with the suit, just for this show.

[Patsy Stone]

75. Maybe, in honor, of its magnificence

The next portrait could preserve tonight's outfit for posterity?

[RevCheesehead]

84. I dunno.

The last one was a hell of a lot of work.
Besides, it's pretty close.

Oooh - Michael is wearing the grey suit!

[Patsy Stone]

88. LOL!

Are they being mean to you upthread? Lemme at 'em!

[RevCheesehead]

92. Yes, they are.

Will you give Botany a spanking, please?

[SharonRB]

59. Everytime I see this shit I get so mad

There's no way these are all coincidences.

[Botany]

73. Did I ever tell you that you are my Fav EDV?

Ridge came out after the election an admitted that
they raised warnings for political reasons.

9/11 was "their" Reichstag fire

The Reichstag fire, a pivotal event in the establishment of Nazi Germany, began at 9:14 PM on the night of February 27, 1933, when a Berlin fire station received an alarm that the Reichstag building, assembly location of the German Parliament, was ablaze. The fire seemed to have been started in several places, and by the time the police and firemen arrived a huge explosion had set the main Chamber of Deputies in flames. Looking for clues, the police quickly found Marinus van der Lubbe, shirtless, inside the building. Van der Lubbe was a Dutch insurrectionary council communist and unemployed bricklayer who had recently arrived in Germany.
Adolf Hitler and Hermann Göring arrived soon after, and, when they were shown van der Lubbe, Göring immediately declared the fire was set by the Communists and had the party leaders arrested. Hitler declared a state of emergency and encouraged aging president Paul von Hindenburg to sign the Reichstag Fire Decree, suspending the basic rights provisions of the Weimar constitution.
The Nazi leaders were determined to demonstrate the Reichstag Fire was a deed of the Comintern, and in early March 1933, three men were arrested who were to play pivotal roles during the Leipzig Trial, known also as "Reichstag Fire Trial," namely three Bulgarians: Georgi Dimitrov, Vasil Tanev and Blagoi Popov. The Bulgarians were known to the Prussian police as senior Comintern operatives, but the police had no idea of how senior they were. Dimitrov was in charge of all Comintern operations in Western Europe.

[Patsy Stone]

60. I miss Fitz...

[Berry Cool]

65. Well, if we don't have Fitz, at least we still have Edward R. Murrow

and thank goodness for it!

Keith.

[bleever]

69. I was just thinking about Fitz,

who he's with, what he's doing, who he's talking to...

[Patsy Stone]

71. And...

Will he ever return...someday?

[ralps]

63. Good for Keith for bringing up these "Terror Alerts" the timeline shows

the Bush political Scare alerts!!

[RevCheesehead]

66. Hiya, ralps!

How's life at the humane society?

[ralps]

74. Hi RevCheesehead, both I and my litties & the Humane Society Kitties

are doing great!! it seems as though a number of kitties have been adopted!!

[RevCheesehead]

77. People are returning from vacation...

and saying "now would be a good time to get a kitty."

My application is in process!

[ralps]

90. I hope you find out soon if you can adopt the 2 Kittens

[RevCheesehead]

93. Y'all will be the first to know!

[Patsy Stone]

95. Keith and ?

I forgot who the other one is...

[RevCheesehead]

103. CC

...supposedly for "Chicken Coop", where he was discovered after a yummy snack.

I don't think "Ferrettessa" is a good name for a boy cat. But CC can stand for CC, and for Craig Crawford. Cool, huh?

[Patsy Stone]

CC

Cool Cat!

Ferettessa is a bit long for a little teeny tag too.

[RevCheesehead]

115. Rumor has it they grow.

And the bio says that "9 Lives" (Keith) is gonna be a BIG Boy! The vet says that CC is closer to an adult than kitten. And he's a Garfield cat, too.

[Patsy Stone]

119. That's a perfect fit for

Craig. A snarky Garfield cat.

I'm a fine breeder of 16 pound cats. LOL!

[RevCheesehead]

126. With a touch of Odie in the personality department.

Craig's a good ol' boy.

At his largest, Roo was, I believe, 17 pounds. I had to buy a medium sized dog carrier to move him.

[Berry Cool]

106. Well, they're both adorable.

Of course they are...they're KITTIES.

[RevCheesehead]

108. I think that before I bring the kitties home,

I need to get a good digital camera. Something tells me there's gonna be lots of cute moments to capture!

[Patsy Stone]

114. Hello Kitty!

[Berry Cool]

67. Sharon, I know it's late but...

...is it too late to ask for a picture of Keith?? Pretty please??

[SharonRB]

70. Done!

[Berry Cool]

82. THANK YOU...

...KLUNKK

(please don't shove the Bay Air under me, he's cooking tuna ravioli and it's my only chance)

[DemReadingDU]

72. List of terror threats

October 12, 2005
The Nexus of Politics and Terror (Keith Olbermann)

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/9665308/#051012a


Hi all! Don't usually post, but found this link from last year...thought it would be good to share it.
KO is the best!

[bleever]

80. Hey! Is Mon pregnant, or was that just the camera angle?

Reminder: the name Bleever is still available, and I'll even waive the licensing fees for you, Monica.

[Botany]

87. Our Love child?

[Berry Cool]

96. Bleev, never fear, people have been rumoring Monica pregnant

since time immemorial, and it never turns out to be true. So don't jump to conclusions. She may leave Mr. Big Rock yet.

As for Keith, did anyone see a shadow of hair on his upper lip near the end of the show like he was trying to regrow a mustache? I did. Uh-oh...someone must've told him she likes mustaches. *sigh*

[Patsy Stone]

100. Maybe his razor

was confiscated?

[Berry Cool]

113. Ah, that's a NICE theory.

I think I'll choose to believe that one over the "New West Coast Girlfriend Likes Mustaches" theory. It's ever so much more comforting.

[Patsy Stone]

121. Having seen the with and the without

I can only hope there is a line of people cautioning him against it. If not, allow me to be the first.

The Burt Reynolds mustache thing was then, this is now.

[RevCheesehead]

124. Maybe he's going for a different look.

The "I lost my damned mattress on the highway" look.

[Patsy Stone]

125. If that's where he left it

then he deserves to lose it. But, it can't be his, because his is blogging!

[RevCheesehead]

127. d'oh!

[bleever]

111. Hold the Phone! Monica was valedictorian of her UCLA class?!?

How come she only does light news on Countdown?

How about a little cold fusion, or the search for the Higgs boson, or reconciling the work of Wittgenstein with the a priori absolutism implicit in Hegel's dialectical materialism?

And showing a little more leg wouldn't be so bad either.


ed: sp

[Patsy Stone]

118. I've been asking that forever!

Not the leg thing...

[Patsy Stone]

91. I'm a naughty British queen

But I'm not as bad as George Michael, Elton John or Elizabeth the Second!

[RevCheesehead]

94. *snork*

Best line of the evening!

[Berry Cool]

98. Then again, he could have added Elizabeth the First

"'The Virgin Queen,' my ass!!!"