KOEB Meeting -- 3/16/06: Evil Twin Edition

[Patsy Stone]

[ralps]

1. Hi Patsy, Hi Everyone,

:hi: :loveya: :hug: :pals: :woohoo:

[Patsy Stone]

4. Hi, ralps!

It's a strategery speech from *. Oy.

[gkhouston]

99. what do you mean *a* strategery speech?

I thought he only had one. :eyes:

[bleever]

2. Could we call it the Evil Twin edition too?

:hi:

[ralps]

5. Yes Please!! edit Hi bleever

:hi: :loveya: :hug: :pals: :woohoo:

[Patsy Stone]

6. Otay!

Done. :hi:

[ralps]

9. Cool!!

:hi: :loveya: :hug: :pals: :woohoo:

[bleever]

12. Just can't pass up that Evil Twin theme!

:hi: ralps!

[Patsy Stone]

17. Here:

[bleever]

23. LOL. Truth, or fiction? Hard to tell them apart anymore.

Dang, got to pick up some tourists at the station. Back ASAP.


:hi:

[SharonRB]

18. Are they talking about Claude's evil twin?

Yesterday Stephie was the only one talking about it. What a hoot!

[SharonRB]

3. Hi, Pats

I'm watching Will & Grace -- I'll be back at 8:30.

[ralps]

7. Hi SharonRB, I hope it's a good episode

:hi: :loveya: :hug: :pals: :woohoo:

[Berry Cool]

8. Hi all!

:hi: You mean...the mission WASN'T accomplished?!?!?

What's up with that?!?

[ralps]

10. Hi BerryBush

:hi: :loveya: :hug: :pals: :woohoo:

[Patsy Stone]

11. They're saving that for another

codpiece photo op. :crazy:

Hi!

[gkhouston]

103. like the invasion of Iran that everyone is speculating about?

maybe KO should have a surtitle "Fission Accomplished?" under one of those "does Iran have nukes yet?" stories.

[Patsy Stone]

108. LOFL!

Fission Accomplished. :rofl:

[gkhouston]

100. well, it all depends...

did we ever get a clear definition of what the mission WAS? Seriously, I expect to hear a talking point rolled out any day now that the mission was accomplished because Saddam is out of power.

[SharonRB]

16. So far, so good

It's commercial time.

How's the show so far?

[NMDemDist2]

13. ok I'm hooked, you guys are added to "My Forums" and if I can't

be in front of the TV on the first air, I have the TIVO set up for the late night repeat so I can watch it the next morning

guess I'm now an official member of the KOEB huh? :rofl:

:hi: everybody

[bleever]

14. It's official.

Have a beer:

[NMDemDist2]

24. thanks, but I better not, one of my other forums is

the Addiction/Recovery Group

:rofl:

[bleever]

72. Sorry -- here you go:

:)

[Patsy Stone]

25. How timely!

Slainte!

[ralps]

15. Hi AZDemDist6, I'm glad you've joined us

:hi: :loveya: :hug: :pals: :woohoo:

[NMDemDist2]

20. Thanks ralps and call me AZDD

:P

[Patsy Stone]

21. It happens to the best of us.

Welcome! :hi:

[NMDemDist2]

27. we ARE the best aren't we???

and thanks! :hi:

[Patsy Stone]

86. Totally! :) n/t

[SharonRB]

22. Welcome to the KOEB

:hi:

[Berry Cool]

79. Welcome, AZDD!

It's always a good thing to have another sucker, er, fan join the group.

[WolverineDG]

28. Hi AZ!

Glad you could join us. :hi:



dg

[Patsy Stone]

36. Hi, DG!

How's by you?

[WolverineDG]

38. Just fine!

& you? Getting ready for the barrage of "Vote for Katherine" ads sure to come your way? :evilgrin:

dg

[Patsy Stone]

40. I hope I can stomach it.

And after she gets her ass kicked, there better be a speech complete with crying and runny mascara. :)

[Berry Cool]

83. Stop, you're bringing back bad memories of Tammy Faye Bakker.

[WolverineDG]

94. For gkhouston only

between the sheets

:yoiks:

dg

[gkhouston]

101. pthpppht

He leadeth me

[RevCheesehead]

82. Welcome to the KOEB!

:toast: <---a rootbeer toast.

[WolverineDG]

19. Hi everyone!

Hi Pats! :hi:

Whatcha wanna bet they're dusting off that old "Mission Accomplished" banner? Gotta give shrubbie another chance to play dress-up!

dg

[Patsy Stone]

42. Absolutely!

I posted above that he was ready to dust off the codpiece. :puke:

Wanna bet the Mission is Accomplished (again) right before the election?

[SharonRB]

44. Ding, ding, ding

I think we have a winner!

[ralps]

26. Awwww Poor Jack Abramoff!!!

:hi: :loveya: :hug: :pals: :woohoo: :sarcasm:

[Patsy Stone]

30. Are you gonna write a letter of recommendation for him?

He needs our help now more than ever. :rofl:

[ralps]

31. Hell No!!!

:hi: :loveya: :hug: :pals: :woohoo:

[Berry Cool]

84. Aw. Come on. Surely you can remember SOME nice thing he's done.

He never killed spiders. At least not on the Sabbath.

[SharonRB]

29. The homecoming queen is going to get beat so bad!

I can't wait to see her fall!

[ralps]

33. I hope She spends all her money!!! & Bill Nelson Kicks her ass

:hi: :loveya: :hug: :pals: :woohoo:

[Patsy Stone]

32. Speaking of makeup...

Katherine Harris... :rofl:

Why does she want this $10M worth? All that cash won't make people forget the smell of 2000. Unless, of course, she's just going to give everyone in Florida a cut of it.

[WolverineDG]

35. It sounds like she is

$10 mil buys a lot of ink & air time. ;)

dg

[Patsy Stone]

34. Okay, pistachio boy?

David Shuster is showing too much collar (if that's possible).

Still: :loveya:

[WolverineDG]

37. yes, but DAMN

that tie :crazy:

St. Patrick's Day is tomorrow. Why all the green tonight?

dg

[Patsy Stone]

39. The tie was so loud

I couldn't hear what they were saying. The shirt made it pop off his chest so far it almost hit me.

[gkhouston]

102. do you think Keith is slipping David some money under the table

to wear outfits more objectionable than his? :shrug:

[Patsy Stone]

41. A puggle!

That may be my dream dog since I want both a beagle and a pug. I never knew. How cute was that dog?

[NMDemDist2]

78. a puggle!!! it's so CUTE n/t

[Berry Cool]

87. Cute enough to make Keith forget himself.

I tell ya, the guy needs to concentrate on his show, not on...



OH!!!! LOOOK!!!!! :loveya:

[SharonRB]

43. Okay, you now have my undivided attention

What'd I miss? Quick rundown anyone?

[Patsy Stone]

45. Mission still being sorta accomplished

Abramoff is asking his friends to write nice letters about him to the judge.
Libby subpoenaed Judy, Timmeh and Matt.
Judy's lawyer says the subpoena is "too broad".
Cruella's spending $10M of her own money and David Shuster said the Dems in Fla-la-la couldn't be happier.
Lots of dumb criminals including some who were caught on camera stealing the security camera.
Welcome our newest member of the KOEB: AZDemDist6.

:)

I'm sure I've missed something, but that's what I remember.

[SharonRB]

57. Thanks!

Sounds like I didn't miss much -- I knew most of this stuff already.

[CBHagman]

105. Okay, cue the Cruella music.

Ya made me do it, Pats! BTW, almost fell off my chair with the reference to Timmeh. :rofl:

http://www.lyricsandsongs.com/song/417371.html

Cruella De Vil, Cruella De Vil
If she doesn't scare you, no evil thing will
To see her is to take a sudden chill
Cruella,Cruella De Vil.

The curl of her lips, the ice in her stare
All innocent children have better beware
She's like a spider waiting for the kill
Look out for Cruella De Vil.

At first you think Cruella is the devil
But after time has worn away the shock
You come to realize,You've see her kind of eyes
Watching you from underneath a rock.

This vampire bat, this in human beast
She ought to be locked up and never released
The world was such a whole-some place
Until...
Cruella,Cruella De Vil!

This vampire bat, this inhuman beast
She ought to be locked up and never released
The world was such a whole-some place
Until...
Cruella, Cruella De Vil!

Cruella De Vil, Cruella De Vil
If she doesn't scare you no evil thing will
To see her is to take a sudden chill
Cruella, Cruella De Vil.

At first you think Cruella is the devil
But after time has worn away the shock
You come to realize, You've seen her kind of eyes
Watching you from underneath a rock.

Cruella De Vil, Cruella De Vil
If she doesn't scare you no evil thing will
To see her is to take a sudden chill
Cruella, Cruella De Vil.



Actually, if I worked on the Hill, I would probably get a boombox and a copy of ELO's "Evil Woman" and walk past the Harris office each day with the song blaring. :evilgrin:

[WolverineDG]

46. David wore a tie so loud

that Pats couldn't hear what they said. Katherine Harris is still in the Senate race. Puggles are cute dogs. It is merely a coinky-dink that the policy on preemptive war & the latest attempt to bomb Iraq off the map happened on the same day. Scotty McLellan lied as always to David Gregory. KO is wearing the Tiggr tie.

dg

[SharonRB]

59. Thanks, DG.

I think I know all there is to know now.

[Berry Cool]

88. Don't forget, the dumbest criminals are the Canadian thieves

who stole the security cameras from a museum...minus the video that SHOWED them stealing the security cameras, which led the police to them rather quickly.

And you were wondering why the Mounties always get their man!!

:rofl: Heard that news this morning on the XM Canada 360 channel and thought "That sounds like a script-tosser for Keith." I was right!

[Patsy Stone]

47. Louis Lombardi

Who played Edgar on 24, was also in The Sopranos as FBI agent, Skip Lipari.

They missed that connection. Tsk, tsk.

[RevCheesehead]

48. Hi, y'all - I'm home!

Had to spend quality cat-time before they'd let me log on to DU. :hi:

Keith and his Tigger Tie: :loveya::loveya::loveya:

[WolverineDG]

49. Hi Rev!

Welcome home! :loveya:

dg

[RevCheesehead]

55. Thanks, DG.

The fur is everywhere, and the cats are content.... life is good! :loveya:

[Patsy Stone]

52. Yay!

Hi, Rev! :loveya:

[RevCheesehead]

58. Hiya, Pats!

It's true - there really IS no place like home! :click, click:

[ralps]

54. Hi RevCheesehead, I'm sure your kitties missed you terribly. I've posted

photos of Norman & crook in my journal. :hi: :loveya: :hug: :pals: :woohoo:

[RevCheesehead]

60. I need to update and do that, too.

Oh lookie - the LaCrosse Squirrels!! :rofl:

[Berry Cool]

89. This is a historic moment--not to mention a hysteric one.

It is the first time in the history of Keith's "Worst Persons in the World" that all three of the "Worst Persons" have been...ANIMALS!!

Poor bomb-sniffing dog! I should have known that after all the "Snausages!" jokes Keith made during Dan's show today, he'd be on that poor dog's case.

[RevCheesehead]

92. It's all them Terrist Hot Dogs, I tell ya....

Do you know what they put IN those things? :scared:

[gkhouston]

104. nitrates. No wonder the dog was interested. n/t

[bleever]

81. Cheeseness! So good to see you!

:hug:


And I found this joke on the Comedy Central website today:

Why is Tigger always dirty? Because he plays with Pooh.


:7

[RevCheesehead]

85. Does that include Eeyore, too?

Nice to see ya, Bleev! :hug:

[Berry Cool]

95. Rev, it's always good to have you.

Now if we can just get Keith to agree, you'll be in paradise.

[RevCheesehead]

96. "Have" as "to know, in the biblical sense"?

Swwwwweeeeet! O8)O8)

[Patsy Stone]

50. Look at the navigation bar everyone!

My DU is here. Oooh, pretty colors. Thanks, Skinner, et. al.

[RevCheesehead]

51. I already whined about it.

They shoulda left "My Posts" as a stand-alone. I click on that more than anything else. :hi:

[SharonRB]

61. Me,too, but it's so easy to get to with My DU

Welcome home, Rev.

:hi:

[RevCheesehead]

63. Thanks, Sharon.

But seriously, why couldn't they do that under the Options button instead? It makes more sense to me. :shrug:

[Patsy Stone]

62. I agree

You can at least click on "View All" and see them all and only them.

I don't care for the PMs being there. Where'd you whine? Is there a thread out there?

[RevCheesehead]

64. The top thread posted in the Lounge (pinned at the top)

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x4896999

[SharonRB]

66. That's about the journals, not "My DU"

[RevCheesehead]

69. Yeah, but he's bragging about easy access to journals...

and I want easy access to "My Posts." I needed to vent somewhere. :evilgrin:<-----my evil twin.

[bleever]

74. Geez, I run to the BART station for half an hour and the world changes.

I guess I'll have to learn this before I get to setting up my journal.

[Patsy Stone]

80. Nothing to learn, they just put everything together.

I just want to make the sections collapse, and they won't.

The journal is so easy, even a child can do it. :)

[bleever]

106. Hey:

:P

[Patsy Stone]

107. Come here and say that...

:hi:

[bleever]

109. Why I oughta...

:hi:

[gkhouston]

110. maybe this is why

the sections don't collapse? To keep the children apart?

:hi: :hi:

[bleever]

111. Teacher's gotta put us at separate tables.

:rofl:

:hi:

And hey Gina: where did the line about "replaced it with a pimento" come from? I've been wracking my brain and can't come up with it.

[gkhouston]

112. nowhere that I'm aware of; I was just bein' a smartass.

Does sound like something out of Blackadder though, now doesn't it?

[Muffstser]

53. Hi, gang! Did I miss anything?

Howie Mandel teaching economics. Gotta love it.

[Muffstser]

56. He covered the Britney needle incident!

I knew this day was coming.

[WolverineDG]

75. How gross!

Going barefoot into a public bathroom! :scared:

dg

[ralps]

Today's worst person in the world is.... an unnamed bomb sniffing dog

that postponed the start of the NCAA tourney in San Diego, & The Marquette team lost but the UW Milwaukee team won Yay!!! Today's 2nd & 3rd worst people/animals squirrels. :hi: :loveya: :hug: :pals: :woohoo:

[SharonRB]

65. The budget bill passed with the ANWR amendment intact 51-49

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=364x681699

[SharonRB]

67. Here comes the evil twin!

[bleever]

68. I made it back for the evil twin segment!

There IS a god!

[SharonRB]

70. Jean Schmidt has an evil twin, too?

If she's more evil than Jean, she's really, really evil.

[SharonRB]

71. Is Japonica like Chanukah,

but for the Japanese?

[Patsy Stone]

76. LOL

Put on your yarmulke it's time for Japonica.

:)

[SharonRB]

77. LOL to you, too

:rofl:

[Berry Cool]

91. Yeah. Let's see, how do they celebrate Japonica?

--Light the eight-branched bonsai tree

--Spin the origami dreidel

--Eat rice latkes

[ralps]

73. Oh Please No not Jessica Simpson for Pres.

:hi: :loveya: :hug: :pals: :woohoo:

[Patsy Stone]

90. Better than the current resident.

At least I'd probably like some of her shoes.

[WolverineDG]

93. Psst, Pats

you do know that "Chicken of the Sea" is really tuna, right? ;)

Kudos to Jessica for not wanting to politicize her charity.

dg

[bunny planet]

97. that is too funny, a pic of KO with the Christo curtains he loved to hate

so much.
Where do you get them all sweetie.
I watched tonight for the first half hour but I couldn't post.

I MISS YOU ALL.
Maybe tomorrow night.
Oy. Missed KO on Al Franken too. I just read the thread though, you guys are too mucking fuch, so funny.
I am a rotten KOEB these days.
They won't make me give up my membership will they?
:cry:

[RevCheesehead]

98. Give up your membership?

Don't be silly. :P

Come by when you can. We miss you. :hug: