Happy Valentine's Day, Keef, from lil' ol' we
The sweet-lovin' gals of the KOEB
I hope that this poem doesn't sound too schmoozy
But your upper-lip indent makes some of us woozy
Your caterpillar eyebrows and chin dimple quaint
and china-blue eyes make some gals feel quite faint
Those long-fingered hairy hands and that sweet belly
Can turn a strong EDV right into jelly
And of course we just melt at your smarts and your snark
Even if you get lots of your stories from Fark
Of course, no one else believes we respect you
They think you're just someone that we'd like to
See on our TVs 'cause your brains are not shoddy
Yet still they insist we're just after your
Signoff that wishes "Good night and good luck"
They think that you're just a man we'd love to
Know because you leave the rest in the dust
They're convinced all that we're feeling is
Happiness because you just make our hearts tick
Who cares if they think that we're after your
Wonderful show 'cause it really does rock
It's really not true that we just want your
Smile and your snark...oh, dear, what's the use?
For you, Keith, we ALWAYS could "KEEP OUR KNEES LOOSE"!
Happy Valentine's Day KO!!!!!
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