KOEB 11/30/05: Just add "ist" Edition

[Patsy Stone]

Saddamist??? :rofl:

[spooky3]

1. "excuse the snark"? We LIVE for the snark!

[SharonRB]

2. LOL

I love that he said that!

[Berry Cool]

6. I was gonna say..."Keith, we COME here for the snark!"

:hi: from Berry After the Show! Who will be back later!

Till then..."The timetable will not be determined by politicians in Washington"? Uh, Mr. Bush, aren't YOU one of those "politicians"????

[Patsy Stone]

9. Just go with it...

If he doesn't consider himself one, well, then I won't either.

[Patsy Stone]

3. You beat me to it!

Hi, spooky!

[spooky3]

4. hi, Patsy!

:hi:

[Patsy Stone]

5. The Emperor is NOT wearing any clothes, KO.

And, given the current POTUS, please, put some clothes on him!

How many times have we declared victory in Iraq? Oy. I like what Randi said today, "It's a do-over. It's his mulligan."

[Patsy Stone]

7. Enemies of the legitimate Iraqi government.

You go, Rummy. Such a wordsmith. He had an "epiphany".

KO just called him Rummy! :loveya:

[Clark2008]

8. LOL!! Keith must have my house bugged!

I stopped short and asked what the hell that meant, as well!

:rofl:

[Botany]

10. I read the first 15 pages of *'s book ....

:puke:

It just is a bunch of talking points ...... nothing to it.

No numbers, no real plans, no nothing ..... just crap.

I quit when the writing covered communications with allies.
Does anybody believe that crap anymore?

[SharonRB]

12. No one around here ever did

:hi: Botany

[Botany]

20. It like a bad freshman paper

nothing but a f**king outline

1 **********************

a XXXXXXXXXXXXX
b XXXXXXXXXXXXX
c XXXXXXXXXXXXX

2 !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

a YYYYYYYYYYYYYY
b YYYYYYYYYYYYYY

fill that in with talking points and you have his victory paper

[Patsy Stone]

13. Different package

same shitty contents.

[Botany]

22. But the White House said major new speech today

[RevCheesehead]

24. Dude -

There's plastic cheese on that sammich. :puke:

[Patsy Stone]

40. My wine goes with that cheese!

[Berry Cool]

129. Because Bush has nothing more to say about the war

that is either relevant or true. :rofl:

[SharonRB]

11. That backdrop is obscene

Ugly and way too expensive to produce, I'm sure.

[Patsy Stone]

15. Also, what a crappy slogan.

Could they have found a more cumbersome phrase? Oy.

[SharonRB]

14. Howie, nothing is going on in Bush's head

[Patsy Stone]

17. Meanwhile, Howie doesn't look so good.

What's with him?

[SharonRB]

19. My hubby thought last night that his hair looked darker or that

he was wearing a toupe. Actually, first he thought he was wearing a yarmulke.

[Patsy Stone]

23. LOL

I don't think it's the yarmulke. :rofl:

He looks gaunt to me. The hair is definitely darker.

[SharonRB]

28. He does look a little gaunt, now that you mention it.

[Clark2008]

16. Fineman: (Bush) wants to stay the course and be strong...

at least until after the elections.


:rofl:

Who took Fineman's Kool-Aid away?

[Patsy Stone]

18. He's been weaning himself off of it for a while.

It's nice to see some people wake up. Hiya, Clark! :hi:

[RevCheesehead]

21. Damn - I miss all the good stuff.

Hi, everyone.:hi: Guess I'll be staying up late to catch the beginning.

Keith: great outfit, except the shirt. (sorry, big guy) :loveya:

[spooky3]

25. hi

:hi:

[RevCheesehead]

26. hi, spooky

is everyone behaving tonight? :hi:

[spooky3]

29. yes, behaving too well; can you please redirect us?

[RevCheesehead]

51. I know better than that.

i'll just nudge, if you don't mind. :)

[SharonRB]

31. We were, until you got here...

How are you doing tonight? Glad you could make it.

[RevCheesehead]

34. I bring out the best in people.

like the best snark, etc...

Good to be here, Sharon. How's you?

[SharonRB]

35. Same old, same old

[WolverineDG]

126. that's t he boss hijack suit to you, missy

;)

:hi: everyone!

nice to know shrubbie has a plan NOW...i think it would have been much more helpful to have had one, oh, about 3 years ago....


dg

[Patsy Stone]

131. No need to wait! VIDEO from liveoaktx!

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=104x5489371

[WolverineDG]

165. one of these days

i gotta hook up w/liveoak & take him/her out to dinner for all the good du work he/she does...my cousin lives there so i can always use the "i was just in the neighborhood" excuse for dropping by.... :)

dg

[Patsy Stone]

27. I believe

that there are at least 33 DUers who could fight. Maybe more. We're doing better than the Iraqi security forces? Sad.

[RevCheesehead]

30. So, the WMD's were really the WMDD's?

:rofl:

[crispini]

32. Hello dahlings!

:hi: Just got here. Not sure about this outfit, though. It's a little too pimpin' for me. :P

[SharonRB]

33. Hi, Crispi

:hi:

[crispini]

50. Hi Sharon!

:hi: How's life?

[SharonRB]

It's okay

How's by you?

[crispini]

61. Glad there are only 2 more days left in the workweek.

I'm just about to get my life back under control. Ah. Of course then I'll lose it again. ;)

[Patsy Stone]

45. Optically challenging.

Hi, crispi! :hi:

[crispini]

53. LOL! Howdy Patsela!

It's Hump Day. First full week back after my vacation. If I can make it through the rest of the week I'll be happy. It's no fun, going back to work after all that time off. Ahhh.....

[Patsy Stone]

That's a fact.

I'm skipping out early on Friday to go to an art show.

http://www.artbaselmiamibeach.com/ca/cc/ss/?lang=eng

The first week back isn't the worst. Wait until next week when it sinks in for real. :hi:

[Berry Cool]

130. Just imagine Keith in a big hat with a wide band and a huge feather

and you'll be fine.

He's diggin' the scene with a gangsta lean.

[Greylyn58]

36. Evening All

Hope everyone is doing well. Keith is snarking well tonight and we are loving it and him for it. :evilgrin:

:loveya: KO!!!

[SharonRB]

37. Hi, Grey

:hi:

[spooky3]

39. Hi, Greylyn & crispi!

[crispini]

54. Hi, spooky3!

It's Hump Day! The week's half over, yaaaaaaaay!

[Botany]

38. Bottom Line

1 Battalion

"The battalion, a combat unit of 500 to 800 soldiers ......"


* "But that is not what it seems."

[SharonRB]

41. This must have been some Bat Mitzvah -- disgusting

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=104x5489020

[bleever]

42. So a "Saddamist" is someone who commits "Saddamy"??

:hi:

[Patsy Stone]

47. Yes.

Gidge is gonna do another story. You may want to move somewhere you can be alone.

:hi: How goes the overthrow?

[bleever]

56. Talked to Fitzgerald's Chicago office today.

Oh yes I did. Left a message and got a call back.

:)


The pieces are falling into place.


:evilgrin:


:hi:

[SharonRB]

59. What did you find out?

[RevCheesehead]

You did?

May I touch you? (bowing humbly)

[crispini]

67. FOR REAL?!

All Hail Bleever!

[bleever]

72. I was encouraged to send him my post by a few DUers, so I

called his press liaison in Chicago, left a message, and he called me back with a fax number.

I want to assemble a little more info before sending it, but the gist is in these two threads:

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=104x5485065

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=104x5467221


:)

[crispini]

77. Oooo... Looking forward to reading them! :D nt

[gkhouston]

166. You sweet man. C'mere and let me worship you.

:yourock: Who knows, this might prove to be a handy bit of leverage when it comes to getting a straight story out of Rove?

[crispini]

57. LOL! Good one Bleev!

Me likey! :evilgrin:

[bleever]

70. Hey ms. crispi, did you see my reply to you the other night?

You asked if this was me:




And I had to admit that no, I was the guy passed out down below, looking up...

[crispini]

76. LOL!

That's too funny. I saw your response but for some reason I didn't see the picture. Absolutely hysterical. :rofl:

[Berry Cool]

133. Hey, didn't Keith do a story about bleev and his up-skirt photo tendencies

earlier this year????

[gkhouston]

167. Monica did that segment

maybe that's one of the reasons Bleever :loveya: her?

[spooky3]

43. That is one amazing Corolla!

And KO listens to Click and Clack! My perfect man!

[Patsy Stone]

49. Don't drive like MY brother!

LOL. He just rules.

[spooky3]

55. our Russian chaffeur, Peekup Andropov

[SharonRB]

60. I love Car Talk!

[crispini]

95. Isn't Car Talk the funniest?

I listen every week. My local NPR affilate is the best. Sadly we just lost one of our best local talk show hosts. He died unexpectedly in his sleep. :( I went to the memorial today even though I'd never met him -- just felt like it was the right thing to do.

[SharonRB]

96. How sad.

How old was he?

[crispini]

109. Fifty five.

Can you imagine? :(

http://www.kera.org/radio/In_Memory/Glenn_Mitchell/

[SharonRB]

Very sad, indeed.

[Patsy Stone]

71. The credits are the best.

Legal services: Dewey, Cheatem and Howe. :rofl:

[bleever]

85. My first thought too!

:rofl:

[SharonRB]

86. Absolutely!

[Berry Cool]

134. Man, I missed the car chases!

It had been so long since I last heard Keith talking about "THE BIG HOUSE!"

[RevCheesehead]

44. OK - this gets my vote for best car chase of the year!

Ending, of course, with the handcuffs. :evilgrin:

[gkhouston]

168. Cheeky Cheddar, handcuffs are only

the beginning... :evilgrin:

[bleever]

46. Shameless plug for my anti-Rove thread

...as opposed to all my pro-Rove threads. :)

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=104&topic_id=5485065&mesg_id=5485065

:hi:

[Olney Blue]

68. Great thread! I will go back and study it later.

:hi:

[bleever]

48. LOL! Jerry's toilet "would make a great bong, man".

I can't believe I didn't think of that!

:rofl:

[Patsy Stone]

52. Okay, ewww.

That's it, just ewwww.

[bleever]

63. ROFL. C'mon, I'd run it through the dishwasher first.

:)

[crispini]

114. Oh. My. God.

THAT is outrageously funny! :D

[bleever]

127. Why do you think they call it POT?

:rofl:

[Berry Cool]

138. Keith sounded like half the guys

I went to college with!

[gkhouston]

169. I'm guessing the other half

had already passed out...?

[Olney Blue]

58. Hi everyone!

:hi:

I just came upstairs, been watching Keith during dinner.
Glad to be here in my cozy bed, with my laptop, watching Keith.

[spooky3]

hi, Olney & bleever--sorry I have to leave now! Keep Keef warm for me!

[Olney Blue]

69. No problem!

:patriot:

[Patsy Stone]

82. Sure, just start a riot and leave! n/t

[SharonRB]

62. Hi, Olney

:hi:

[crispini]

64. Why am I not surprised in the least about this fake journo story?

Damn, I'm so freaking cynical.

[Botany]

66. Hi Buddy

Did I ever tell you that you are my Fav?

[crispini]

73. Botany!!

(((( BIIIIIIG HUG ))))) I haven't said hello to you since I got back! Hi sweetie! :hi:

I actually have read the most recent Gull Bay -- it's wonderful. I just haven't been able to think of a worthy response. :evilgrin:

[Botany]

103. Just do what other girls do with me ....

Fake it ....

:rofl:

[Patsy Stone]

106. That's what you get for dating Republicans!

:rofl:

[Botany]

121. But they are soooo easy.

I just wear an alligator shirt and some loafers.

[RevCheesehead]

123. You really should consider shorts or sweats.

Really.


Please.


:rofl:

[Patsy Stone]

125. LOFL!

:loveya:

[crispini]

117. Ha ha ha ha!

You so baaaad! :P

[Botany]

65. Did Keith just make fun of the dead?

a "few years" back I wound up drinking beer with some Hell's Angels
after a show in Oregon ...... life is funny sometimes.

[bleever]

78. In Eugene, or Veneta?

:)

[Botany]

99. Eugene

I was about 18 and after the show a big member of the Hell's A.
let go of a piece of barbed wire we were going under and it hit my
arm ... just bloody ... no big deal .... he felt bad and "asked" me if I
wanted to come back and have beer w/ his crew .....

I thought it best that i accept ..... Ah youth, drugs, & rock n roll.

The Dead did play a nice "US Blues"

"Shake the head that shook the hand of PT Barnum and Charlie Chan."

[bleever]

108. "Wave that flag"

"Summertime come and gone, my oh my..."

Never refuse a friendly invitation from a Hell's Angel...


:rofl:

[Botany]

116. Lite the fuse .....

When I think back on it I always laugh.

I hung around with them for about 2 hours and tried to keep a low
profile ..... and left about dusk. I was feeling no pain and the water
in the rapids looked extra nice. :rofl:

[bleever]

124. Nice piece of art there. Can't believe I hadn't

seen it before.

I spent a lot of time with Jerry, though he didn't know I was there.

But that was okay.

[Botany]

136. He Knew you were there.

trust me ......


Lyrics: Robert Hunter
Music: Jerry Garcia

Red and white, blue suede shoes
I'm Uncle Sam, how do you do
Gimme five, still alive
Ain't no luck, I learned to duck

Check my pulse, it don't change
Stay seventy two, come shine or rain
Wave the flag, pop the bag
Rock the boat, skin the goat

Chorus
Wave that flag, wave it wide and high
Summertime done come and gone, my oh my

I'm Uncle Sam, that's who I am
Been hiding out, in a rock and roll band
Shake the hand that shook the hand
Of P. T. Barnum and Charlie Chan (note 1)

Shine your shoes, light your fuse
Can you use them old U.S. Blues
I'll drink your health, share your wealth
Run your life, steal your wife



Back to back, chicken shack
Son of a gun, better change your act
We're all confused, what's to lose
You can call this song the United States Blues (note 2)

[bleever]

144. No fair.

Making me cry.

Ten years.

Still grateful.

[Botany]

147. Fire up them tear ducts

Don't Ease me in .... great song off a so so dead album


Chorus
Don't ease, don't ease
Don't ease me in
I've been all night long coming home
Don't ease me in

I was standing at the corner
Talking to Miss Brown
Well I turned around, sweet moma
She was way cross town

So I'm walking down the street
With a dollar in my hand
I've been looking for a woman, sweet moma
Ain't got no man



The girl I love
She's sweet and true
You know the dress she wears, sweet moma
It's pink and blue

She brings me coffee
You know she brings me tea
She brings 'bout every damn thing
But the jailhouse key

[RevCheesehead]

74. OK, Keith is enjoying this strippers story way too much.

Notice the smile.

:spank: bad boy.

[Olney Blue]

80. I will say a prayer for him, Rev.

[Berry Cool]

140. Please make that a prayer

that he will continue to show interest in these things...for a while, anyway. :evilgrin:

[Berry Cool]

139. I LOVED that grin.

He's just lovin' all this talk about sex, women's breasts and women's butts. LOL!

[Patsy Stone]

75. Ah, yes...

Mobile hookers. Really, we've got it goin' on down here.

C'mon, they even had a damn Disco Ball! :rofl:

[Berry Cool]

142. The disco ball and the pole really MADE IT.

They were the piece de resistance!

[Patsy Stone]

153. I would not even CONSIDER

a mobile hooker van without a Disco Ball. Maybe it's just me. :rofl:

[Patsy Stone]

79. Okay, see I thought it was just me who heard WTVJ

That's out NBC station down here. But it was KO who made the mistake, he meant WFLA. Glad to know that in this little area, I'm not going crazy.

[bleever]

81. I can't believe Keef missed this on the "Goals Gone Wild" story:

The sports bras read "Big Johnson" soccer.


:rofl:

[Berry Cool]

143. Yeah, I saw the "Big Johnson" thing.

Probably connected to yet another joke about their "soccer balls."

[crispini]

83. MJ hooked on antidepressants and painkillers?

Shocked, I tell you. I am shocked. :eyes:

[crispini]

84. George Michael is gay?

Shocked, I tell you. Shocked. :eyes:

[Patsy Stone]

87. Who knew?

:rofl:

[Patsy Stone]

88. Ah, I KNEW Keith couldn't resist O'Lielly's List!

All Bill O'Lielly WPITW Edition! :rofl:

Oh, KO: :loveya:

[SharonRB]

89. Classic -- O'Lielly is worse, worser and worst

:rofl:

[bunny planet]

162. oh I've got to stay up to watch the rerun now. He stole that from me, I

told him to name Schmidt on a shingle worse, worser, and worst the week before last when she pulled her 'stunt' in the House.

But nobody deserves that trifecta more than O'Loofah Falafelhead.

[Clark2008]

90. The Bill O'Reilly Triple Play

WORST PERSON IN THE WORLD!!!

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Keith, :yourock:

:loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya:

[crispini]

91. LOL! an O'Reilly trifecta!

It occurs to me that I am waaaaaaaay behind on my floaty quota and that segment certainly rates several. :loveya::loveya::loveya::loveya::loveya::loveya::loveya::loveya::loveya::loveya:

[RevCheesehead]

92. KEITH OLBERMANN, I LOVE YOU!!!

The three-time falafel king in a dead heat: it's win, place, and show!!

:rofl:
:rofl:
:rofl:

Seriously, Keith. I want to bear your children. :loveya:

[Olney Blue]

93. Sweet! Clean sweep of worst person by BO.

:rofl:


Stephanie Miller attributed MSNBC's inclusion on O'Lielly's list to Keith this morning!

[SharonRB]

98. I heard her

I'm sure she'll talk about this tomorrow a.m.

[Olney Blue]

115. If she can fit it in- she will have alot of material to cover with

the "big" speech and the crispy fried hypocrisy that went on today!

[Berry Cool]

146. Get out the brooms!

It's a CLEAN SWEEP for Bill!

And here I was, a little disappointed that he won bronze because I figured he wouldn't rank higher! Then when he got silver, I began to hope against hope. He didn't let me down!

:loveya: Keith for allowing Bill O'Lielly to sweep the podium tonight!

[Olney Blue]

152. LOL!

Nice visual....

[Greylyn58]

94. YOU GO KEITH!!!!

Give it to the "Big Giant Head"!! The man is a total Whack-job!!!

Unbelievable!! :woohoo:

[crispini]

97. "Bum you out."

:rofl: Is that the new look, the double necklace?

[Patsy Stone]

100. Baby got back!

"More Jello than J-Lo." :rofl:

[crispini]

101. It's Michael Musto!

yaaaaaaaaaay!

[bleever]

102. "The avoirdupois of Jackie Gleason..."

I love that sentence for so many reasons.


:7

[RevCheesehead]

111. hmmmm....

well, I know what a dupa is. :7

[bleever]

122. Google search leads me to this...

Is that what you were thinking of? It's what I'm usually thinking of.

[RevCheesehead]

149. well, um - sort of...

I can't post an image without getting us locked - so, there.

[bleever]

151. Oh...I forgot:

You're an organist.


:rofl:

[RevCheesehead]

155. Nice dupa

[bleever]

156. OK: props to Brett, future Hall of Famer.

For his football, of course.

:)

[Patsy Stone]

104. Michael, I love you, but...

Get rid of that damn shirt! Do I need to tell Isaac Mizrahi on you?

[crispini]

105. LOL! Big needle, little needle!

:rofl:

[SharonRB]

112. That was hysterical

:rofl:

[Berry Cool]

148. The absolute best!

And I love how Keith says he really has no business criticizing other people's big butts! :rofl:

[Muffstser]

107. I love Michael Musto!

I'm so glad I got home in time to see this.

[Patsy Stone]

110. Throaty STILL talking Natalee...

When will she do a real story?

[RevCheesehead]

113. I was in the grocery store tonight.

Apparently, Natalee is still alive, and phoned her mom. It said so on one of those newspapers there.

[Patsy Stone]

118. The one with "Monkey Boy from Space" on the cover?

:rofl:

[RevCheesehead]

119. no, Monkey boy in Oval Office.

But I understand your confusion. :hi:

[SharonRB]

135. That was just *

[crispini]

120. Oh, good lord.

:eyes::eyes::eyes::eyes:

What WON'T they do to sell papers?

[Botany]

132. I just got to the set to turn it off as she started on MWW

MWW = missing white women



From the best to the worst
KO to RK

BTW I just saw Good Night & Good Luck great movie!

[Patsy Stone]

137. It was a good movie.

I can NEVER reach the remote when I need to! I always want the last moments of KO, but the crossover gets me every time!

[Botany]

145. Rita is supposed to have a law degree

but she just comes off as stupid.

I came into the room and she was still on .... interviewing a man on
death row ...... "So what are you doing to get ready for it?"

[Berry Cool]

159. Dan Patrick does a killer imitation of Rita Skeeter.

Yesterday on his show, he was doing Rita while she interviewed Dennis Rodman (with Keith doing Rodman's voice).

I am loving Keith's impressions lately. He did a great Curly Howard on Dan's show today and then tonight a fantastic Kirk Douglas worthy of Joe Flaherty on SCTV!

[CBHagman]

157. Ah, yes, the nine o'clock lunge for the remote or cable box...

...performed each evening as Keith disappears and that horrible woman infests the TV.

Hey, Patsy, is your avatar Deborah Harry, Kim Cattrall, or Valerie Plame? :think:

[Patsy Stone]

158. Sweetie, darling...

It's me! Stone. Patsy. Patsy. Patsy Stone.



I can't tell you how many nights I hurt myself trying to get to that remote. I have bruises. :)

[CBHagman]

160. Silly me.

As for MSNBC-induced physical damage, I go pretty insane on the treadmill if I have to watch the last few minutes of Tweety before Keith comes on.

[Berry Cool]

150. I liked the movie too.

And man, didn't our own example come through tonight?

"I won two Edward R. Murrow Awards! (flipping lip and making noise after stumbling on script)

What a great, snarky show. Don't have enough :loveya: for Keith tonight!

Thank you sweetie for a great show!

[Botany]

154. It was a great movie

all the actors were top notch and the editing and cinematography
were outstanding. Clooney is a talent.


Murrow, Cronkite, Severide, and the people who worked with them
what real reporters should be.

[crispini]

128. Night ladies!

I think I'm off to watch DVD's. :hi: See ya on the flipside! :D

Hey, when does that Times Square hotel we like start taking reservations? I'm thinking about buying plane tickets.

Ciao ya'll.....

[SharonRB]

141. I think they're taking them now, but DG is going to check

with her cousin. There's also a Ramada New Yorker that Patsy found that sounds good pricewise and locationwise. The prices are reasonable enough whether anyone wants to room alone, double up or quadruple up. The 4-person suites are $256 and the 2-person rooms are $143 and $193.

The one thing we found out about the Residence Inn is that only the studios are available and they hold only 3 people per studio. The suites must be all booked up already or else the description I read from a link on Orbitz was wrong and they only have studios.

[bunny planet]

163. I need my own room.

Mr.Bunny says I snore.
I'm not quite sure how he hears me, he is snoring so loudly himself.
:)

Sounds like I missed a great show tonight. Rats. I hadn't planned on staying up late but I might have to after all.

[SharonRB]

164. Sorry I missed you last night, Bunny

I'm used to the snoring thing -- Dave snores really loudly.

[Patsy Stone]

161. KO GD Thread: KO is #1 in the ratings lovefest!

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=104&topic_id=5489998&mesg_id=5489998

Show your appreciation for the best damn newsguy in the biz!