KOEB Meeting: 08/24/09 -- The Death Book Edition

[Patsy Stone]

, all!

[Patsy Stone]

1. Oh, Eric...

Why won't you investigate the administration officials?

[SeattleGirl]

2. Hi Patsy!

[SharonRB]

5. Hi, SG

[SeattleGirl]

10. Hi Sharon!

[Patsy Stone]

6. Hey, girl!

Happy Monday. Well, as happy as a Monday can be.

[SharonRB]

8. I so didn't want to go back to work today.

[Patsy Stone]

12. It's amazing how early that alarm seems to go off.

I don't know why, but that happens every Monday.

[SharonRB]

16. As well as every other day of the week

[SeattleGirl]

13. My Monday wasn't too bad.

[Patsy Stone]

20. To be honest

mine wasn't either. Except for the fact that I wasn't sitting in my pajamas all day, it went well.

[SharonRB]

22. My morning was fine

My afternoon went too slowly because I really had nothing to do.

[SharonRB]

3. Hi, Pats!

[Patsy Stone]

9. Hola, chica!

Is this the GSB suit?

[Patsy Stone]

4. Doesn't this picture of KO look like a weird Sears portrait?

Hey, Jane Mayer's looking at the right camera this time. You go, Jane!

[SharonRB]

7. LOL

Or a weird senior picture.

[WolverineDG]

11. Hi all!

Thank GOD this is my last week at work. I almost walked off this afternoon.

Happy to be here among the sane people.



dg

[SeattleGirl]

14. Hola, Wolvie!

[SharonRB]

15. Hi, DG

[Patsy Stone]

17. A walk off home run

That reminds me of Seinfeld: "Did you do the march out?"

[Patsy Stone]

18. All those redactions

use up a lot of toner.

[SeattleGirl]

19. Patsy, that's so.........

....profound.

[Patsy Stone]

21. "Deep Thoughts"

[SeattleGirl]

23. U haz them

[Patsy Stone]

26. So does Jack Handey

"Most people don't realize that large pieces of coral, which have been
painted brown and attached to the skull by common wood screws, can make
a child look like a deer."

[SeattleGirl]

30. LOL!

[bleever]

37. Also: "It takes a big man to cry.

It takes a bigger man to laugh at that man."

[ralps]

24. Hi Patsy! Hi Everyone!

[SeattleGirl]

29. Hi ralps!

[ralps]

34. Hi SeattleGirl!!!

[RevCheesehead]

25. Oreo and I are here!

Hi everyone! One-handed keyboarding is hard!

[Berry Cool]

27. Um, Rev...what are you doing with that other hand????

Hi, I'm here too. You're well out of it, Wolfie!!

[SeattleGirl]

32. Hi Berry!

[RevCheesehead]

33. Cuddling with Oreo...

you perv.

[Patsy Stone]

35. Is that

what the kids are calling it these days?

[RevCheesehead]

39. OK...

Now you guys have pissed her off, and she's gone back downstairs.

[Patsy Stone]

38. Bonsoir, Berry!

The Colbert treadmill is going up on the shuttle tomorrow.

[Berry Cool]

42. Oh, that should be fun!

[Patsy Stone]

52. Does KO celebrate the day of his train clumsiness every year?

More importantly, will there be cake?

[WolverineDG]

56. No shit! After the drama today over THREE cases

Jee-ZUS! Three out of 40 cases that will need active handling after I'm gone. The rest in the process of closing or will be closed by Friday.

dg

[ralps]

28. Hi RevCheesehead, Crook & I are doing good & Hi to Oreo, & lil' Keith! How are you all doing?

Awww, is Oreo laying on your arm?

[RevCheesehead]

36. Yup!

She's very content, and I don't want to disturb her.

and meow to Crook!

[SeattleGirl]

31. Hi Rev!!

Any more news about CC?

[RevCheesehead]

41. Sort of, indirectly.

A lady in Algoma called me today. She found "a" cat, and didn't see the picture, but got the phone number from the poster in the library. We had a nice long chat, and she lives just a couple blocks north of the parsonage. She's gonna keep an eye out for him. Very nice lady, too.

How are you, sweetie?

[SeattleGirl]

48. I'm glad CC is still being sighted by people, but the little twerp needs

to come home!

I'm fine. Had a good weekend, and today wasn't too bad.

[SeattleGirl]

40. I think we should vote all the Republicans off the health care reform island.

Who's with me?

[RevCheesehead]

44. Can't we just take away all their health care?

That should save lots of money.

[SeattleGirl]

51. Exactly. I bet they'd change their minds real fast if they

suddenly had NO insurance!

[Berry Cool]

46. I'm definitely with you, SG.

So, Rev, still trying to find your wandering pus...kitty cat??? Poor thing.

[RevCheesehead]

49. I'm going back up "on safari" later this week.

Damned cat won't have a box left to jump in at this rate. And Keith and Oreo got dibs on all the good spots in the house.

[Patsy Stone]

47. Me!

The KOEB council has spoken.

[SeattleGirl]

53. That's good enough for me!

[Patsy Stone]

43. Yay, Lawrence!

Calling out Hatch and McCain for never trying to compromise on health care, even when it was Teddy's committee, but saying they did.

[SeattleGirl]

55. Good on him!

These asses need to be called out on every lie they tell.

[Patsy Stone]

45. Were those text message noises coming from the TV?

Was Lawrence's or Keith's phone on?

[GigiMommy]

50. Hi Everybody!!!

[SeattleGirl]

57. Hi Gigi!

Yay, you're in full bounce mode today!!

[GigiMommy]

66. Hi SG!!!

Yep! I'm back to happy mode!!! Missed going to Toronto but now my Mom and S-I-L are thinking of doing a family trip there. That would be REALLY fun.

[SharonRB]

64. Hi, Gigi

[GigiMommy]

68. Hi Sharon!!!

[bleever]

54. I was hoping that after seeing the marriage proposal created out of hay,

the woman would have baled.

[WolverineDG]

58. ...

dg

[SeattleGirl]

59. :snerk:

[Patsy Stone]

60. Oy

[Berry Cool]

61. Good one!! You beat Keith on that story tonight!!!

Although it did give me a chance to hear Keith propose in German (and pretend it was aimed at me).

I know he thinks the anniversary of the day he banged his head on that subway car doorway is a Great Day in History, but sheesh.

"We respect Joe Lieberman as an actor and a comedian."

[Berry Cool]

62. I wonder, wonder, who, who, who--who wrote the Book of Death?

Methinks it was Republicans.

[bleever]

73. Baldwin called Joe one of the last "moderate Republicans" in the Senate,

and some DUers jumped on the remark as proof that Baldwin is an idiot.

[SeattleGirl]

63. Oh good Lord, but these righties drive me batty with their death talk.

[RevCheesehead]

67. It makes you wonder....

for all those so-called "Christians" - why are they so afraid of death?

[SeattleGirl]

70. Exactly, Rev!

On the one hand, they are all shoutin' and prayin' and singin' for the rapture to come.

On the other hand, they are absolutely scared to pieces of dying.

[Patsy Stone]

65. "On Sarah Palin's Facebook page"

"That's her new job, she has a Facebook page." LOL!

[SharonRB]

69. Love it!

She's too lazy to have her own blog. Probably a good thing. I'd hate to read that.

[SeattleGirl]

71. I have to confess, though, I miss her tweets.

They were always good for a laugh.

[Berry Cool]

72. "Mr. Tooey (sp?) and his hooey"

Gene Robinson made a funny.

[Berry Cool]

74. You go, Keith! Go after United Health.

I used to have coverage from them. Before certain things happened.

[Berry Cool]

76. You know it's bad when the show's only three-quarters over

and Keith's already tossing the script over his shoulder.

[Patsy Stone]

75. Is there going to be a Michael Jackson murder trial?

[SharonRB]

77. Noooooooooooo!

But there probably will be. Yet another circus. He won't go away even now that he's dead.

[Patsy Stone]

80. E!

is going to have a field day.

[SharonRB]

86. Definitely!

Is this guy a refugee from Lord of the Rings? I know he's been on before, but I always think he looks really weird.

[Patsy Stone]

90. Him

and Evan Kohlmann. Both, no doubt, were extras in the trilogy.

[RevCheesehead]

82. If so,

will there be more MJ Puppet Theatre?

[Patsy Stone]

83. Oooh

I didn't even think of that. You're a genius!

[RevCheesehead]

The voice from heaven

says "woo-hoo-hoo"

[Patsy Stone]

97. LOL!

If he's grabbing his crotch, I don't want to know, 'k?

[ralps]

78. Today's worst person in the world is Repuke Rep. Wally Herger, for supporting a

RWing Terrorist!!!

[Patsy Stone]

79. And calling a RW terrorist a great American.

, ralps!

ed: because spell check is my friend.

[Berry Cool]

81. And well did he deserve it, too.

*sigh* Calling yourself a terrorist...It's OK If You're A Republican.

[Patsy Stone]

87. The length of the list

of things that are okay if you're a Republican gets longer by the second.

[SeattleGirl]

84. GAAAA! I hate the new version of Firefox!

It keeps freezing my computer up. I am now using my Blackberry 'cause I can't get the computer to start up again.

[Patsy Stone]

85. I wondered where you went.

So everything's really, really small?

[SeattleGirl]

91. Very small

I like my Blackberry but not for doing a lot of posting.

[SharonRB]

95. Same with my iPhone.

[GigiMommy]

88. Ooooh wow! You have a Blackberry!!!

My brother LOVES his.

[SeattleGirl]

96. Yep. I love mine too, but as I said, not for doing a lot of posting.

But my computer has finally started up again, yay!!!

[Patsy Stone]

101. Just in time for Alison

Yay!

[SharonRB]

89. After what the last update did to my Twitter followers,

I didn't do the latest update I saw yesterday. I use IE for most things, though.

[SeattleGirl]

98. What happened?

[SharonRB]

100. I thought it happened to you, too.

When I upgraded to the new version, I lost a bunch of followers and so did Nancy's account.

[SeattleGirl]

102. I wonder if instead, it was Twitter's clean up that caused the loss

of followers. Lots of people lost followers all at once, and Twitter finally posted a notice that they had cleaned up the site, because they found that there were many duplicate followers.

I can't remember when that was though. 3-4 weeks ago, I think.

[SharonRB]

104. That was about the time, but it happened immediately

after I upgraded Firefox. Same with a few others I know about. Could have been coincidental, though, I suppose.

[SharonRB]

92. Allison sitting in for Rachel!

[GigiMommy]

93. ALISON!!!

[Patsy Stone]

94. Hi, Alison!

You look marvelous. And my boyfriend, Sheldon Whitehouse, is going to be on the show.

[SharonRB]

99. Love him!

What's the point of this report if everything is redacted?

[Patsy Stone]

103. Hey!

She read your post and she's answering your question.

[SharonRB]

105. I saw!