KOEB Meeting: 05/22/08 -- Serenity Now! Edition

[Patsy Stone]

:hi:, everybody!

[RevCheesehead]

1. You're just anti-predestination, aren't you?

:hi: Not all evangelicals are fruit loops...
and this one still looks like Cartman.

[SeattleGirl]

4. Rev!

How are you today? :loveya: :hug:

[RevCheesehead]

7. Good!

Even better, now that we're all here together! :hug:

[SeattleGirl]

9. So glad to hear that!

:hug:

[SeattleGirl]

2. Hi Patsy! Howdy all!

:hi:

[Berry Cool]

3. Hi Pats!

:hi: But for McCain, it may be more like "Apocalypse Now" :rofl:

[SeattleGirl]

6. Hey Berry!

:hi:

[RevCheesehead]

5. Oh! Wait - -

I meant to say, "Serenity? Isn't that a brand name adult diaper?"

[Patsy Stone]

15. It Depends.

:) This sounds better than your idea: http://www.serenityhawaii.com/

:hi: :loveya:

[RevCheesehead]

20. Closed until Jan, 2009?

Is that because of Homeland Security? :cry:

[Patsy Stone]

24. Beautification, and I'm sure some laziness.

But we can go to the other one in the meantime.

[Patsy Stone]

8. Rod Parsley

Possibly crazier than Hagee.

[RevCheesehead]

10. All the really good preachers aren't on the T.V.

They're usually preaching to empty pews on Sunday morning.

[Patsy Stone]

34. And

posting on Democratic Underground. :)

[RevCheesehead]

Nah - those are the ones nobody can control.

I need to put my bumpersticker on my car: "Well-behaved Women Rarely Make History."

Thanks, dahling! :hug:

[Patsy Stone]

42. That's one of my favorites

The word "control" just rubs me wrong. I still don't get it. As for * and Darth leaving office, you'll see a huge change in people's attitudes on January 20th, if not the first week in November. All of a sudden there will be rainbows and bunnies and, as Steph says, little mice in footsie pajamas sitting on toadstools all over the place. All of your congregation's issues could suddenly not seem so important to them anymore.

[RevCheesehead]

48. And everything will go from Black & White to Living Color.

[Berry Cool]

14. Hey SG and Rev!

:hi: :loveya: So glad to see you all too! Keith looks lovely in pink and black, McCain's been forced to renounce Hagee and Keith's now going to pin him with Ohio's evil spawn, Rod Parsley!!!

"PASTOR IMPERFECT"! :rofl:

Too funny.

I'm eating Chinese and having a relaxing night!

[RevCheesehead]

18. I'd rather eat a pink tie...

and whatever else I find under there. :evilgrin:

But, Chinese will do in a fix. :hi:

[Berry Cool]

27. Oh, me too darlin'

but one must do what one can. :-)

I'm so glad my lustful Rev is back!

[RevCheesehead]

30. All we need now is a visit from Sparky.

Hey - I'm at peace. I'm gonna land on my feet, no matter what happens. And even though things look bleak, at least the blivet and vice blood clot will be gone next January.

See? I'm feeling better already! :7

[Berry Cool]

39. That's my girl!

And our troops are getting more than they had, and McCain looks like an idiot for denying it of them, and Rove is going to have to testify or pay the price...

...Life is good in some ways.

[RevCheesehead]

44. Maybe Botany will show up and make our day complete.

I'm hungry for Taco Bell.

[Botany]

101. I am here

making burgers though ... on the Weber

[RevCheesehead]

109. I've got some brats in the 'fridge.

:hi:

[Botany]

110. all 'fridges in Wisconsin have Brats

BTW Dan Abrams ... locking up Karl Rove :bounce:

[RevCheesehead]

111. Point taken.

I mean, I recently purchased some Johnsonvilles.

And Dan is making me smile. :)

[Botany]

112. Best Brats I ever had were from a little grocery store in Westfield, WI

Home made .... I cooked 'em and listened to the cranes honk ....
on the shore of a little lake.

Wisconsin is a great state.

*****************

I live for the day cops bust down Karl's door and drag him off
to jail .... he has broken so many laws it is not funny.

Or maybe just give me 10 minutes alone w/ Karl "to talk."

[ralps]

11. Hi Patsy, Hi Everyone!! Bye Bye Rev Hagee (I hope Hagee continues to be a problem

for McCain) & I hope Rev. Parsley continues to get lots of attention from the MSM! :hi: :loveya: :hug: :pals: :woohoo:

[SeattleGirl]

13. Hi ralps!

:hi:

[ralps]

17. Hi SeattleGirl!!

:hi: :loveya: :hug: :pals: :woohoo:

[mohinoaklawnillinois]

12. Howdy all...

Rod Parsley, the elevator don't go all the way to the top floor, with him. :puke:

[SeattleGirl]

16. Hi mo!

Ain't THAT the truth!

[Berry Cool]

21. You said it. I hope he gets what's coming to him.

:hi: ralps and m!

I only wish there was a block of Muslim voters as strong as the bloc of Jewish voters who apparently are not crazy about Hagee's opinion of Hitler.

[ralps]

29. Hi BerryBush! For Sure!

:hi: :loveya: :hug: :pals: :woohoo:

[RevCheesehead]

22. I'm not even sure it stops at the ground floor.

Hi, Aunt Mo! :hi:

[mohinoaklawnillinois]

28. Hey Rev and BB

:hi: :hi:

[Patsy Stone]

19. You're in Miami, Richard?

Well, c'mon by... I'll have the husband step out for a little while. :loveya:

[mohinoaklawnillinois]

23. Patsy you're too funny.....

Richard Wolfe is kind of attractive in a geeky way.

[Patsy Stone]

25. Yep

It's the glasses.

:hi:, mo!

[mohinoaklawnillinois]

32. Hey Patsy

:hi: Definitely, the glasses and the Brit accent doesn't hurt either.

[Berry Cool]

31. Uh-oh.

Guess we're all a little frisky tonight. What can we say, the news is good...McCain looks REALLY bad right now. Could it be that the era of our government being controlled by the sentiments of right-wing religious nutcakes and lobbyists are going to end?? Please say it's so!!!!

[RevCheesehead]

33. Wolvie might have to fight Pats over Richard.

She's still riding high, and will return home tomorrow to blog away. :)

[Patsy Stone]

35. She did so well!

And proximity is in my favor, here.

[RevCheesehead]

37. I dunno, Pats...

I like Richard, but he sets off my gaydar.

[Patsy Stone]

47. Well, then

I should get a move on, since there's only one way to tell for sure. :evilgrin:

[RevCheesehead]

26. "Mammon of the People" is full of rotten worms.

Just a friendly reminder. :)

[ralps]

36. RevCheesehead, here's a couple of LOL Kitties for you!

:hi: :loveya: :hug: :pals: :woohoo:

[RevCheesehead]

38. LOL!

CC was stretching just like Marco a few minutes ago! :)

:hi: to you and skritches to Crook!

[ralps]

46. Scritches & tummy rubs to Oreo, CC & lil' Keith!

:hi: :loveya: :hug: :pals: :woohoo: :grouphug:

[RevCheesehead]

52. Will do, now that it's safe!

CC got a nail trim today, thanks to my toenail clippers. :)

[Patsy Stone]

56. Ridin' QWERTY

:rofl:

[WolverineDG]

40. LOL!!

We were just saying that the other day, trying to get it in gear to go tilt at windmills! :rofl:

:hi: Dropping in for the time being, not sure how long I'll be here though. Have to go out celebratin' & stuff. :beer:

dg

[RevCheesehead]

41. Patsy's flirting with Richard Wolfe.

OK, call me Cindy Brady. :P

[Patsy Stone]

51. Nobody

likes a squealer.

[WolverineDG]

55. Marcia Marcia Marcia!

:P

Watch ABC tomorrow morning. We did an interview for them this evening...you won't see me though, but know I was next to the camera.

OH NOES!! I just saw footage of myself on Nancy Grace! ACK!

dg

[Patsy Stone]

61. OMG

Do you mean I actually have to watch Nancy Grace without Joel McHale making fun of her? Well, maybe for you...

[WolverineDG]

70. I understand if you don't

it's a fleeting moment from today. ;) Blink & ya miss me.

dg

[Berry Cool]

82. Well, there's a quick way right there to make anyone look good!

Although I'm sure you don't need it, m' dear!

Nancy Grace is scary...she's a self-parody.

[SeattleGirl]

43. Congrats to you, DG!

:toast: :bounce: :toast:

[WolverineDG]

59. Thanks!

:bounce: :woohoo: :bounce:

dg

[Berry Cool]

45. Nice job, Wolfie.

You deserve to knock back a few!

[mohinoaklawnillinois]

49. Yeah, Wolfie

You did good. Nothing like celebrating a victory...

[WolverineDG]

63. More than a few

:hic:

:hi:

dg

[Patsy Stone]

50. Woo Hoo!!!

:yourock:

:party:

:woohoo:

:bounce:

[Berry Cool]

60. Fuck it, Dana Milbank!

Obama does NOT have a problem with "older lower-income voters in the heartland"!

Since when are West Virginia and Kentucky "The Heartland"? :grr:

Personally I don't like that term "The Heartland" to refer to the Midwest anyway, and I live here. It's so patronizing. Anytime someone from either coast tells me I live in "the heartland," I know they're trying to screw me based on some stereotype of me as a lovable but stupid and unsophisticated hayseed.

Don't they have "hearts" in New York? California? New Mexico? Florida?

[RevCheesehead]

65. Of course they do.

But they're really small in Repukes, and tend to bleed in Dems.

[Patsy Stone]

71. I think of the heartland as Kansas and Nebraska

I don't know why.

[GigiMommy]

76. NO

Been to LA (for work)...NO

[Botany]

53. So Hillary is winning the EDV vote?

Women >50 :rofl:

[RevCheesehead]

62. Do you really expect anyone to respond to that??

Men. :eyes:

[Botany]

69. You gotta love us!

I am sorry when i heard the stat I thought .... :think:

Bleever Help Please!

[Patsy Stone]

66. Go away.

:)

[Botany]

79. Did I ever tell you that you are my Fav?

So not all women support Hillary .... they must be sexist

[Patsy Stone]

87. That looks delicious

I am starving.

Nope, not all of us. Some of us choose on other factors besides reproductive organs.

[Botany]

97. I had a client yesterday tell me that Hillary is down because of "Sexism."

Wonderful lady .... about 65 or so ... I have a 2 + acres of wildflowers
around her house .... she will not listen to Steph or Keith any more ...
they bash poor Hillary ... and the media hates Hillary because of her
sex too. She has he Phd too.

[Patsy Stone]

98. Talking Point of the day for May 21, 2008

Did you see Lisa "I'm a big ol' Hillary apologist" Caputo trying to take that out for a spin on Dan Abrams' show yesterday? Nauseating.

Where were the claims of sexism when she was inevitable? You go and try to find one... I will wait here for you.

[bleever]

54. Why is Hillary dissin' genuous?

I think being genuous is a good thing.

:hi:

[RevCheesehead]

58. She has no respect.

Genuouses of the world, unite! :hi:

[RevCheesehead]

57. Every time I see McCain in sunglasses,

I think "someone just got their eyes dialated."

[Patsy Stone]

72. I think

Seeing-Eye Dog.

[RevCheesehead]

73. That's better than mine.

I also tend to think, "Thank God he's not driving."

[Patsy Stone]

78. Somehow

this is bringing us right back around to Serenity and Depends. :rofl:

[bleever]

74. LOL.

[GigiMommy]

64. Hi All!

:hi: Made it on an OLD (slow) computer.

[RevCheesehead]

67. You made it early tonight!

Glad to see ya, Gigi! And Cassie!! :hug::hi:

[GigiMommy]

81. Hi Rev!!!

:hi: How are ya!?! Here's one of my FAV TV shows...

http://www.smh.com.au/ffximage/2007/12/11/Dibley_071211093205056_wideweb__300x375,1.jpg

[RevCheesehead]

83. That's my alter-ego (or should that be altar ego?) to Patsy's!

Bless you!

[SeattleGirl]

68. Hi Gigi!

:hi:

[GigiMommy]

84. HI SG!!!

:hi: Can't believe the (SAD)Tigers beat the Mariners.

[SeattleGirl]

89. Three really ugly games for my Mariners.

:cry:

[Berry Cool]

77. Hi GGM!

:hi: Oh great, just what the world needed...yet another way for men to feel superior to women just because they have penises.

"This is the best peeing I've ever had in my life."

[GigiMommy]

90. Hi Berry!!!

:rofl:

[Patsy Stone]

75. "A Place to Pee"

:rofl:

And I think it was also an excuse for Keith to say terlet.

[RevCheesehead]

80. I'm wanting a Larry Craig bobble-leg.

I'll put it on the shelf next to my Hillary Nutcracker.

[Berry Cool]

93. Me too. And I love it when Keith says "terlet."

And yea for Jonathan Turley! Not only is it great to see him show up and tell us what a crook Rove is, but he's makin' sure Keith gives us plenty of KOOS!!! :loveya:

Come on everyone...go Conyers...perp walk! perp walk!!!!

[GigiMommy]

85. John...WHAT IS UP WITH YOUR WIFE??????

Monica Conyers is a something else.

[RevCheesehead]

86. And Jonathan Turley brings us the KOOS!

It's a fine night, indeed. :9

[Botany]

88. Do K.O. just say "A turd blossom perp walk?"

:bounce:

[rocktivity]

91. Too bad you coudn't have called this "The Ultimate Urinating Experience" edition!

and click here to see the bobble-FOOT doll!

:rofl:
rocknation

[Patsy Stone]

92. Rove indicted

would go a long way towards serenity.

[Berry Cool]

99. I'm glad Ellen put the smackdown on Grampy on her show.

Something tells me that just as with Rosie, there's probably a lot of people out there who don't like "gays" as a generic group of people but do like Ellen. Finding out that they can like someone like Ellen is the first step toward realizing how silly their prejudices are. And if they watch her show and see her making McCain look like an old meanie fool, it may make them question their own assumptions.

[bleever]

94. Turley's putting his money on Conyers.

His confidence makes me all warm inside.

[SeattleGirl]

95. Me too.

[Patsy Stone]

96. I'd take that bet

:hi:

[ralps]

100. Today's worst person in the world is Oliver North! for smearing the detainees

at Gitmo. He said that they made up their stories about the desecration of the Koran(I think that's what Ollie North said) :hi: :loveya: :hug: :pals: :wtf:

[Berry Cool]

105. Ollie: He just doesn't understand the concept of "It cuts both ways."

And neither does Gramps McCain. It's OK and legal for him to dump his wife because she's no longer able and thin and marry a rich chick half his age, but if Ellen wants to marry a woman...

RACHEL!!!! :loveya:

[Berry Cool]

107. Wow. Next to Rachel, Keith really DOES look enormous.

I never realized how relatively small she is.

[SeattleGirl]

102. RACHEL!!!

:loveya: :loveya: :loveya:

[GigiMommy]

103. RACHEL!!!

:loveya: :loveya: :loveya:

[ralps]

104. Rachel!!!!

:hi: :loveya: :hug: :pals: :woohoo:

[Patsy Stone]

106. See, and while I loved her in Arrested Development

I think of Portia de Rossi as "of Ally McBeal" fame. But, I see where you're comin' from, KO.

[Botany]

108. It is Rachel's world ... we just live in it.

Go Rachel