KOEB Meeting 3/30/08 YEEEAA! Happy Fifth Anniversary!!!! Edition

[Berry Cool]

:hi: He's here!!! Live and in color, thanks to the old peacock!!!! :bounce:

Have some cake!

And champagne!

[SeattleGirl]

1. Doesn't come here for another 3 hours.

x(

[Berry Cool]

3. Sorry about that. Yeah, the Mothership is crappy to the West Coast.

Let us know if Keith does a second live edition for you, eh?

[SeattleGirl]

6. I rather doubt it will be live here.

But I'll watch it anyway!

[RevCheesehead]

15. That, unfortunately, really sucks.

I guess there's a good side for MSNBC, eh?

Would a hug help you feel better? :hug:

[SeattleGirl]

28. Hugs from you are always good, Rev!

:hug:

[Patsy Stone]

2. Hello, madam -- and the rest of youse.

:)

[Berry Cool]

5. Loved the opening.

Keith appeared in black and white and demanded NBC pony up for color!

Then they showed the old peacock they used to run before "This program is brought to you in living color by NBC"! :rofl:

It's so weird to see Keith in front of the windows when it's still light out.

[Patsy Stone]

9. "We can't afford color?"

It sure does. I was wondering if it was raining, but I think it's just getting dark.

[Patsy Stone]

4. Until FL and MI are resolved?

Jeeeezus H. Christ.

[Berry Cool]

7. My anniversary gift for the party:

Popsicle puppets, in honor of many enjoyable episodes of Puppet Theatre.

[Patsy Stone]

12. Delish!

Sushi. For all of the wonderful stories Japan has contributed to Countdown over the past five years.

[Berry Cool]

18. Thank you!

If it weren't for Japanese game shows, how could Countdown fill Oddball some nights?

[Patsy Stone]

8. YEAAAHHHHGGRRRGG!

Sorry, can't help doing that when someone just starts naming states like Bill just did.

Bill, you "chill out", 'k?

[Berry Cool]

10. Richard Wolffe changed glasses yet again.

And he looks REALLY pale. Like they blanched him.

[Berry Cool]

11. Love the little promo they're putting on it with smiling Keith.

He's such a breath of fresh air after the local news. They are such idiots. They just made it sound like the Dems are squabbling like children while Strong, Powerful John McCain breezes on. And showed his campaign ads, with no comment.

[Berry Cool]

13. Delightful words to hear:

"You are watching Countdown on NBC."

[JanusAscending]

67. WHAT?

I was looking for him on MSNBC at 7 P.M. Eastern time, and all I got was prison stories all night!!! He was on NBC??? Oh my God, I really wanted to see this show. I was waiting with baited breath all day!:cry: Did they say if would be re-broadcast?

[Patsy Stone]

17. Damn, I was out of the room and I just heard him

Were they back to the old ones, or a third, different pair?

[Berry Cool]

19. Third, different pair.

Rimless and invisible.

[Patsy Stone]

21. Ooooh...

Nice. I think I can rewind, so I'll try it at the next commercial.

[RevCheesehead]

22. Like Keith's used to be....

:sigh:

[Patsy Stone]

25. Hey, Rev!

How lovely to see you!

"A big BOTANY fan?" In tonight's Best Person in the World. That counts as a shout out for sure!


:bounce:

[RevCheesehead]

29. Careful - - now she's gonna be his Fave.

:rofl:

[RevCheesehead]

14. Aww... Davidson almost beat Kansas.

What an awesome game!

Hiya, EDV's! :hi:

[Berry Cool]

16. Hiya, Cheese!

:hi: Drat, Davidson was a great Cinderella story.

Have a peacock!

[RevCheesehead]

20. Thanks - I could always use another cock...

...for my collection:




Shame on your for your nasty, dirty little mind. :spank:

[Berry Cool]

40. Me?!?!?!? MY dirty mind?!?!?!?

Heaven forfend!!!!!

I don't want to get in a cock fight.

[RevCheesehead]

42. Sorry -

I was momentarily channeling Larry Craig. :crazy:

[Patsy Stone]

23. Rachel Maddow AND Lewis Black.

It is a good night.

Thanks, Countdown! :hi:

[RevCheesehead]

24. Hey, the prostitute is a Botany fan!!

Aren't we all? :loveya:

:hi: Hi, Patsy

[Patsy Stone]

27. I just mentioned that shout out to you below

:)

It's Bot's world, we all just live in it. :hi:

[RevCheesehead]

31. Yup... we shoulda snagged him while we had a chance.

[Patsy Stone]

33. He's fickle

and easy.

:)

[Berry Cool]

32. I believe the reference to "Botany" was a shout-out.

As for Keith, he's going to be in trouble with the women again. How dare he call a woman who is a prostitute at a gentlemen's club a "whore"? :rofl:

[RevCheesehead]

35. He didn't.... he called her a whoreticulturalist.

I could hear the spelling. :P

[SeattleGirl]

26. I can't watch it for almost 3 hours, but I thought I'd stop by and

drop these off to decorate the tables:




:7

[Patsy Stone]

30. Bee-yoo-ti-ful!

:hi:

So far, it's a nice show.

[SeattleGirl]

34. I can't WAIT to watch it!

But it is awfully nice to see ya'll on a Sunday!

:hi:

[Berry Cool]

52. Same here, SG!

Thanks for the table decs!

We'll be with you for Anniversary Week!

[RevCheesehead]

36. You know things are bad in Iraq when...

... someone in each church mentions it during prayer requests. People are angry, upset, and afraid.

[Patsy Stone]

38. Please, let us get out ASAP

Amen.

[Berry Cool]

54. Double A-men.

[Patsy Stone]

37. Terrible lighting on Rachel

She looks like a silent movie star.

[RevCheesehead]

39. I take it she couldn't make it to the studio?

No KOOS tonight. :(

[Patsy Stone]

43. KOOS-less. :(

He's being seen by a lot of people tonight. I hope they "get him".

[Berry Cool]

56. Hold on to hope.

We have an in-studio guest after all!

[Patsy Stone]

60. We have KOOS

:)

[liberalla]

68. I'm glad someone else noticed that!

My god! she looked awful! Yes, the lighting was terrible, but I also think her makeup was extremely harsh.

I keep hoping she will find a stylist who 'gets' her and her cute, funky style. Someone who will give her a little polish, but keep her uniqueness and individuality intact.

[RevCheesehead]

41. Whoever thought of doing this on Sunday is brilliant.

Get the good reporters like Rachel, Richard, etc... on, and showcase how the show really is informational and in-depth.

Maybe there's a possible Sunday night offer on the table? (until football resumes, of course)

[Berry Cool]

44. I wish.

Ooh, Keith's doing a standup to introduce the Commander-in-Chief Test!

[RevCheesehead]

46. This is still hysterical!

:rofl:

[Patsy Stone]

45. Get a No. 2 pencil

It's time for the Commander-in-Chief Test.

1) Lambeau Field
2) Macaca
3) Physical Challenge
4) Have you ever hosted a failed show on this network?
5) Are there tapes of these?

If the answer to 4 or 5 is Yes, you're immediately disqualified.

That's as far as I got before I couldn't keep up. :)

[Berry Cool]

49. Dick "Three-Way Calling" Morris!!!!

Keith slams the Prostitute Toe-Sucker!!!! :rofl:

And even defends what Hillary said into the bargain!!!!

I wonder if any of Hillary's supporters to whom Keith is now dead were watching!!!!

Probably not. They'd never DREAM Keith would actually call someone on misquoting Hillary out of his own personal sense of fair play!

[Patsy Stone]

53. Lewis Black

:loveya::loveya::loveya:

[RevCheesehead]

50. Good job, Pats..

Rest assured, I will always get #1 right. :)

[Patsy Stone]

51. At least

you know the most important one. :)

[RevCheesehead]

55. There's that pencil again!

KOOS? Will we see KOOS???

[Patsy Stone]

57. Lewis is so mellow

Funny, but it's funny to see him do this on 50% volume.

[RevCheesehead]

58. It's Sunday -

He's just not as angry today. :)

[gkhouston]

69. I thought maybe he'd spent hours yesterday herding people at a convention.

There was a guy in an Obama t-shirt calling out letters of the alphabet to sort people into lines at my senate district convention (I kid you not, they were expecting 1500-2000 people, and they had only one person for each letter of the alphabet) who was starting to lose his voice by the end of it. Luckily, he didn't go completely hoarse as he gave a speech later in the day -- turns out Mr. T-shirt is a judge. :-)

[RevCheesehead]

47. Keep sticking it to Wal-Mart, Keith!!

:patriot:

[Patsy Stone]

48. Yes, indeed!

Every night. :patriot:

[Berry Cool]

59. I'd like to see him dig into the depths of this story

and keep nailing everyone involved on it.

[Berry Cool]

61. Ladies and gentlemen, we have KOOS!!!!

:loveya: Look for it, SG!!!!

[RevCheesehead]

62. And everyone is celebrating!!

[Berry Cool]

66. Ohhhhhh! It's an OTTER with a POPSICLE!!!!!

Too much! :loveya:

[Berry Cool]

64. Great job, Keith!!!!

But you know...Keith's claim that Anniversary Week will start tomorrow night with a replay of the first Special Comment only reinforces my belief that Keith won't be around for it!

Oh well, I said I wouldn't begrudge him!

[Patsy Stone]

63. Dinner's on!

See you kids on the flipside.

[RevCheesehead]

65. Do you deliver?

:hi: See ya!