KOEB panic room strategy.

[bleever]

If tomorrow's Special Comment about Hillary's campaign ends with someone pulling the fire alarm and clearing the building, we need a plan.

One suggestion: everyone use their porn name: first name = first pet, last name = first street you remember living on.

FYI: I'll be "Sammy Tahoe".

[RevCheesehead]

1. OK, I'll be Mac Dean.

:scared: oh dear, that doesn't sound too good, does it??

[Berry Cool]

2. Puff Larkhall.

Yeah. After the cat in the Dick and Jane books. He looked just like it. Besides, I didn't name him.

You wanna make something of it? :shrug:

[bleever]

3. Mac? Cheese?

Sounds good to me!

(Still waiting for the appropriate place to make my joke about soft, gooey cheese being spreadable, but I haven't found it yet.)

[RevCheesehead]

4. Honey, slap me on some white bread and call me Velveeta.

:rofl:

[bleever]

5. Velveeta Dean.

"Interesting name for a pizza delivery girl. Hey, why don't you come in for a minute?"

Suddenly a wicked bass line kicked in...

[Berry Cool]

7. SLAP you????

Ah, so you'd be making THOSE kinds of movies...!

[Mabus]

13. Would you be individually wrapped?

Or are you coming in one big block?

[RevCheesehead]

26. Honey, everything about me is plus-sized.

Go for the brick. :D

[CC]

6. Why couldn't my parents have normal

pet names? I would be El Diablo Negro Fairview. :rofl: El Diablo Negro was a doberman that would not let any one even talk mean to me no less lay a hand on me.

[Berry Cool]

8. We could just call you Black Dog Fairview.

Or Bitch Fairview.

Edit: Or "The Black Devil in Miss Fairview."

[CC]

19. Would have to be Black Devil Fairview.

I still get to hear stories about my "nanny" shame I don't remember much on my own.

[bleever]

14. You could be "Edie Fairview".

Sounds sufficiently suggestive.

[Mabus]

23. We might try anagrams

And if we add "the" in the mix, we can come up with: Bead Leaf (the) Woolier Virgin.

I don't know. It's late and I'm tired.

[bleever]

25. Definitely has potential,

but in a niche market.

[RevCheesehead]

27. Two fav anagrams of my real name:

1 - Ham Turnover
2 - Tavern Humor

[Mabus]

32. Mine are too lame to mention

but so is my real name :cry:

[Botany]

9. Ceasar Chestnut

bow wow chic chic chic wow

[bleever]

15. Instant classic. BTW, have I ever told you

to get the door? I think the pizza delivery-person is here.

[Mabus]

10. Dusty Stetson

Glad to you meet all of you!

:rofl:

[bleever]

16. Howdy, cowgirl.

:rofl:

[Mabus]

21. Time to saddle up

and ride off to see the boys. All they've got to do is find my trigger and I'll show 'em how to shoot their six guns. 'Cuz we all know that happiness is a warm gun. ;)

Hi ho, Silver away!

[bleever]

22. Dusty Stetson, starring in "Rode Hard and Put Away Wet".

:rofl:

[Mabus]

24. Shhh!

My husband might start getting ideas that he shouldn't!

[crispini]

11. Princess Socapatoy

:rofl:

[bleever]

17. Oooh, sounds foreign.

Aristocratic, even!

:rofl:

[WolverineDG]

12. Crazy Horse Mount Vernon

:crazy:

dg

[bleever]

18. I think we could shorten that to

Crazy Ho Mount Vernon.

Putting the words "horse" and "mount" together might work at some studios, but not here.

:rofl:

[bleever]

20. And someone, somewhere, has the porn name

"Walt Starr".

[Patsy Stone]

28. Frisky Dickens

Reporting for duty!

:patriot:

[bleever]

29. No way.

Sorry: no way.


:rofl:

[Patsy Stone]

30. Way.

Frisky:

Dickens: http://maps.google.com/maps?f=q&hl=en&geocode=&q=7800+Dickens+Ave,+Miami+Beach,+FL&sll=25.876523,-80.125608&sspn=0.002351,0.004989&ie=UTF8&ll=25.863954,-80.125544&spn=0.009403,0.019956&t=h&z=16

:)

[SharonRB]

33. That's just too, too funny

Our first pet was a cat that ran away the first day we had it. I can't even remember it's name.

[Patsy Stone]

34. I don't think you get to count that one.

:)

[SharonRB]

36. Okay, then

We didn't get another pet until I was in college. A poodle named Simi (short for Simcha).

So, I'd be Simcha Parklawn or Simi Parklawn.

[Patsy Stone]

37. I like that!

Only you would name a dog Simcha. Was mitzvah taken?

I can't remember which comedian said it, but the joke was "Simcha means joy in Hebrew; my mother is known as the anti-simcha."

[SharonRB]

38. I didn't name her, believe me

I think she already had the name when we got her, and I wasn't even living at home anymore. She wasn't a puppy at the time.

[GigiMommy]

42. I was told that...

Geela was hebrew for joy. Now I'm confused.:crazy:

[gkhouston]

39. why do I have a feeling that Rev is jealous? n/t

[RevCheesehead]

49. No I'm not!

Well, OK - maybe just a little. :D

[bunny planet]

45. Frisky, so nice to meet you

I'm Smokey Cochran.

[Patsy Stone]

46. There should be a "g" on the end of that name.

:)

[Berry Cool]

47. Oh, you are bad

:spank:

[SeattleGirl]

31. I'm Skippy Tinnamou.

:rofl:

[marlakay]

35. I'll be Sparkey Kent

wow we were talking on Dailykos just a few days ago saying Keith needs to do a special comment on all the stuff she had been doing, but no one thought he would actually do it against a dem.

By the way he reads dailykos and even posted there a few times and the diary we were writing in was all about him that day and one show he did so either he or his staff could have read it.

[gkhouston]

40. Katie St. William. I work the tonier part of town.

(but not toney enough to rate any diamonds :eyes:)

[Patsy Stone]

43. Klassy!

:)

[Berry Cool]

48. So we've got a porn star named Katie in the KOEB

Too funny. :rofl;

[GigiMommy]

41. Sophie St. Aubin?

I think "Freckles St. Aubin" sounds sexier.

[bunny planet]

44. O mi gawdness I've always wanted to use my porn name

It's Smokey Cochran (how porny is that, heh, heh)