KOEB Meeting: 01/14/08 -- I Have No Snappy Title Edition

[Patsy Stone]

[SeattleGirl]

1. Hi Patsy. Howdy all.

:hi:

[Patsy Stone]

3. Evenin'

:hi:

[Berry Cool]

2. That's OK.

:hi: Even Keith feels caught in the crossfire. Saracen Pig! Spartan Dog!

[Berry Cool]

6. I'm still reading the replies to Keith's comments on Kos.

Good for him for defending himself! He's sick of being called a shill, too! :applause:

So, I wonder how long before they start again.

I suspect he won't come to DU and lecture us the same way. I mean, here he might get jumped by lustful and unattractive women! :scared:

[SharonRB]

11. Keith posted at Kos?

Linky, please?

[Patsy Stone]

15. Main page of the Clubhouse.

Marlakay posted.

[SharonRB]

16. I haven't been on DU all day

Thanks.

[Patsy Stone]

20. I was on for 15 minutes in the mid-afternoon

By then the Diary at Kos had over 1200 comments.

I give up.

:hi:

[Patsy Stone]

12. When I saw the post earlier

there were over 1200 responses. Wow.

[GigiMommy]

19. It's over 1400 now.

Just when I stopped hanging out over there, this happens. Darn!:grr:

[Patsy Stone]

9. The Judean People's Front!

The People's Front of Judea.

Oops, be right back. I think I just got it... Doing Something in the Neighborhood Edition. Nah, it seems too much like Applebee's.

[RevCheesehead]

18. Please don't.

That apple is freaking weird.

:hi:

[Patsy Stone]

25. But

the creamed spinach is really, really yummy.

:hi:

[RevCheesehead]

30. So are the Appletinis.

The last time I was there, I had two. :9

[WolverineDG]

4. How about

DON'T MAKE ME PULL THIS ELECTION OVER! PIPE DOWN BACK THERE!

:hi:

Gawd, STFU about this molehill-turned-mountain "issue" already!

dg

[RevCheesehead]

5. I believe the full quote from "Life of Brian" is...

"the fucking People's Front of Judea."

:hi:

[SeattleGirl]

8. Hi Rev. I believe I owe you a congratulations on Saturday's game.

:hi:

[RevCheesehead]

13. Hey, Thanks!

It was a fun game to watch. It's always nice to see Mike in town.

And you, too! :hi: :hug:

[Patsy Stone]

17. If it

had only snowed.

:hi:

ed: because English is my first language.

[SeattleGirl]

24. I was disappointed, of course, at how Seattle played, after the

first 2 minutes of the game, but oh well. That's football!

On the other hand, the Cowboys LOST!!! :evilgrin:

:hug:

[Patsy Stone]

29. And T.O.

cried. :)

[SeattleGirl]

31. I know. He must not have heard:

There's no crying in football!!!

[RevCheesehead]

35. what about field hockey? Lacrosse? Fencing?

You know, if I got lanced, I'd probably cry.

[SeattleGirl]

40. Well, yeah.

I probably would too.....

[Berry Cool]

74. Dan Patrick spent a lot of time on today's show trying to determine

when it was OK to cry in sports.

Oh, and Rev, how'd YOU like finding out what it was like living in one of those snowglobes? Just fine, I'd wager. :-)

[RevCheesehead]

77. Do you guys have those damned inflatable snowglobes...

for Christmas decorations? They do around here, and I told a friend that anyone living in WI who bought one of those seriously needed to have some kind of intervention.

[Patsy Stone]

81. When,

tell me, when did those become a good idea???

[RevCheesehead]

84. To the best of my knowledge,

they never did.

I drove by one outdoor display, and I saw a huge Frosty doing unspeakable acts with Santa on a windy day. Oy!

[Patsy Stone]

90. LOL!

Again I say to you: Get thee a video camera and win on America's Funniest Home Videos.

[Berry Cool]

108. Oh, completely.

All kinds of inflatable crap on lawns around here. Snowglobes included. Usually half-deflated within a few days.

[gkhouston]

140. Yes. Do you have any idea how stupid they look down here?

"Happy Holidays from the Dandruff Hut!"

[Patsy Stone]

143. As a matter of fact

I do have some idea how stupid they look there. Because it's got to be just as stupid as they look here.

:hi:, lady!

[Berry Cool]

54. LEAVE TONY ROMO ALOOOOONE!!!!!!

:cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry:

We're lucky he even PLAYS QUARTERBACK for us BASTARDS!

:cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry:

[Patsy Stone]

61. Have you seen the

very scary new video from Chris Crocker? I saw it on The Soup.

[RevCheesehead]

37. "LEAVE TONY ALONE!"

Dear Tony,
Next time, wait until AFTER the playoffs before you ____off.
That is all.

[Berry Cool]

56. Oh boy, someone owes SOMEONE a Coke.

[RevCheesehead]

57. I'll buy...

only if you'll take a look down-thread. :P

[Berry Cool]

132. Actually, Dan Patrick thinks the problem is just the opposite.

Jessica's father insisted on coming along to Cabo. Tony and Jessica probably never got to be alone. Dad was too busy trying to get them to play board games and toss around the ol' football.

[RevCheesehead]

134. Good for him!

The "De-Britifying of Jessica."

[RevCheesehead]

32. sssh!

DG might be lurking... :yoiks:

[SeattleGirl]

Oops!

[RevCheesehead]

41. Ha! I LOVE that gif!!

Soooo cute!

[SeattleGirl]

44. Here ya go, Rev. Lots of smilies:

http://runemasterstudios.com/graemlins/

[RevCheesehead]

48. Thanks, darlin'!

I'll enjoy this!

[SeattleGirl]

51. You're welcome!

There are some really good ones there.

[GigiMommy]

47. Hey my Steelers bit the big one

(I know, I'm from Michigan but come on...THE LIONS???) Oh my gosh!!!!! I hit 400!!! :party:

[RevCheesehead]

52. you chose.... wisely.

Of course, there's also a large Green & Gold following in MI - or at the very least, da U.P.*

* by the way, you realize that the U.P. is really ours. I mean, have you ever been to Escanaba?

[GigiMommy]

72. In da Moonlight!

[RevCheesehead]

73. I've never seen the movie.

I heard it's awful. But I said, "Hey, it's Escanaba - what else do you expect?"

[GigiMommy]

88. Didn't see it either

I just remember da name. I HAVE been to the U.P. (Marquette). Saw the Courthouse that was used in "Anatomy of a Murder".

[Berry Cool]

65. Oh, great, another Stillers fan I have to like.

*sigh* Life is tough on me.

[GigiMommy]

76. Hugs!

:pals:

[Berry Cool]

119. Hugs from a ...dare I say it...Browns fan.

:pals:

[GigiMommy]

14. Ohhhhhhh, that's right! Congratulations!

[RevCheesehead]

21. Thanks, Gigi!

I couldn't have done a better job myself. :P

:hi:

[GigiMommy]

7. Hi Everyone!!!

:hi:

[SharonRB]

10. Drive by hola

Too much to do tonight -- gotta lot of stuff to do for the campaign tonight. DFA voting starts tonight -- go vote at http://www.DemocracyforAmerica.com/AllStarVote. (This is different than the voice your support plea I posted the other day -- it's the real All Stars voting and is much more important.) Thanks, guys!

[SeattleGirl]

22. Just voted.

:hi:

[SharonRB]

86. Thanks!

Ignore the blast e-mail when it goes out later or tomorrow.

[Patsy Stone]

23. I hope tomorrow

at the debate, they both put an end to this and refuse to keep talking about it.

[SeattleGirl]

26. I do too. It's so ugly, and they need to stop it.

Why do the Dems so often insist on doing the Republican's work FOR them?

[Patsy Stone]

28. We look for a way to lose

every single time. :scared:

[SeattleGirl]

34. Snatching defeat from the jaws of victory.

That's us. x(

[bleever]

42. Either that,

or just have a slap fight.

:hi:

[Patsy Stone]

45. I'd pay to see that.

:hi:

[Berry Cool]

120. There were many times today that just thinking about it, I'd think

"The Freepers must be getting out the extra-jumbo-economy-size popcorn tub about now..."

[Patsy Stone]

130. Too true.

:(

[gkhouston]

142. but of course. That way, they don't have to think about the tanking

economy or the Strait of Hormuz crisis-that-wasn't or how badly all the R candidates are being received.

[gkhouston]

141. I predict a sort of "who farted?" denial where Clinton will try to pretend

nothing at all has taken place and she can't imagine what all the fuss is about. I thought Eugene Robinson nailed this last night. :thumbsup:

[Patsy Stone]

27. Bob Johnson,

out this whole thing, is the biggest douchebag.

[GigiMommy]

33. Bob Johnson

former head of BET, could have used that network and provided a variety of entertaining informative shows INSTEAD it was mostly videos with the same M.O. scantilly clad women, bling bling, booze, etc. etc. etc.

[Berry Cool]

36. Poor Keith. A belch threatened to overtake him during the tease.

At least that zit is gone.

[GigiMommy]

38. Is that what that was?

That "spot" on his forehead was bugging me.

[RevCheesehead]

39. You know, you really should try harder....

to accept Katy as being in the picture. Name-calling just doesn't help.

:hide:

[SeattleGirl]

43. Meow, Rev

:rofl:

[RevCheesehead]

46. Uh-oh... I think I pissed off Berry.

:rofl:

[SeattleGirl]

50. You're so bad!

:rofl:

[RevCheesehead]

55. I know. Maybe I should change my response to her.

"At least that zit is gone."

Reply: "Really? Keith and Katy broke up??"

[SeattleGirl]

60. ........

:rofl:

[Berry Cool]

69. Oh. My. God.

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Of course, the only reason that doesn't work is: I don't think she's gone.

Oh, and don't worry: I figured it out the first time!

[RevCheesehead]

71. I see you made it to the bottom of the thread.

I mean that, of course, metaphorically. I don't think we'll stoop any lower.

:meow:

[Berry Cool]

78. Darn!

I was hoping we could at least try!!!!

(As Bella is saying right now, "Meow.")

[RevCheesehead]

82. OK, I've got another for ya:

"Poor Keith. A belch threatened to overtake him during the tease."

Reply: Isn't that why they call her a tease?

[SeattleGirl]

87. Ba-da-bump! The Rev will be here all week, folks!

Enjoy, and don't forget to tip your server!

:rofl:

[RevCheesehead]

91. Sadly, no, I won't.

I have a meeting tomorrow night. You'll have to carry on without me.

[SeattleGirl]

95. NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

[RevCheesehead]

97. Believe me, I'd cancel if I could.

But my career sort of depends on it. It's a meeting with other clergy in the area. :eyes:

[SeattleGirl]

100. Yeah, I guess that's pretty important!

[Berry Cool]

89. RIM SHOT!!!!!

Thanks, the Rev will be here all week. :rofl:

[RevCheesehead]

93. Thanks.

Please refer to:

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=315&topic_id=105550&mesg_id=105642

[Berry Cool]

121. Oh dear...

...we're starting to live in each others' comic pockets so much, there just aren't enough Cokes to go around anymore.

I wish you WOULD be here all week. Don't tell me you're missing Bonus Keith?

[RevCheesehead]

124. Depends on how long the meeting is.

It's up in Gull Bay Sturgeon Bay, at 7 pm.

[Berry Cool]

135. Too bad it isn't Gull Bay.

Then again, if it was, you wouldn't have to be worried about missing Keith--WE would. You'd have him in the pink fuzzy handcuffs and we'd all be wondering why he never showed up for Countdown.

[gkhouston]

144. It would only truly be "Bonus" Keith if it were "Minus" Tweety.

I used to think it was annoying to watch him. Now it's sad and scary, too. Anybody else notice that on that latest commercial MSNBC has touting their oh-so-hot election coverage that KO, not Tweety, has pride of place in the center of the group? You might not have noticed it but I'm sure Tweety was keenly aware of the placement.

[Patsy Stone]

99. And this is why

we can't have nice things.

:rofl:

[RevCheesehead]

103. At least we'll never lack for laughter around here.

Things are just stuff, and I got enough of that.

[Patsy Stone]

118. Singing:

They say our love won't pay the rent
Before it's earned, our money's all been spent
I guess that's so, we don't have a pot
But at least I'm sure of all the things we got

Babe
I got you babe I got you babe

I got flowers in the spring I got you to wear my ring
And when I'm sad, you're a clown
And if I get scared, you're always around
So let them say your hair's too long
'Cause I don't care, with you I can't go wrong
Then put your little hand in mine
There ain't no hill or mountain we can't climb



p.s. Remind you of anything? http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=389&topic_id=2679019

[RevCheesehead]

122. I wondered when that would appear!

:rofl: Where's Class Warrior??

Repeat after me: CONGRESSMAN BONO.

[Patsy Stone]

131. I wondered that myself.

:)

[Berry Cool]

137. Ah yes, Congressman Bono...

...a prime example of what happens when men marry women far too young for them...they get killed skiing into trees, their wives take their place on the job and then marry guys with names that remind you of baseball.

[Berry Cool]

136. Whaddaya mean, we don't have pot?

Keith gives you a reference every Friday.

Oh.."We don't have a pot"...

Well...that would explain why things smell so badly around here sometimes. :rofl:

[RevCheesehead]

138. That's not our fault.

The Bay-Airs are refusing to cross the picket line, and Sparky is AWOL.

[WolverineDG]

49. Gosh, Hillary

surprised at what happens when the voters think for themselves & don't let the media tell them what to think?

dg

[SeattleGirl]

53. Apparently so.

Hi DG.

:hi:

[WolverineDG]

59. Heya SG!

:hi:

dg

[RevCheesehead]

62. Howdy, DG!

:hi:

[WolverineDG]

66. Heya Rev!

:hi:

& :spank: for that Katy comment.

:rofl:

dg

[Berry Cool]

79. She's enjoying that spanking

as she well deserves to. :rofl:

on edit: LOL, Keith says "Don't watch, go away!" during the tease.

[GigiMommy]

58. Why yes Keith, it did happen before...

in Michigan. In 2000, there was crossover for McCain over Bush, partly because our Gov. Engler was pushing Bush and we didn't like him (Engler) AT ALL. Bush lost. It made Engler look bad. Tee Hee Hee!

[WolverineDG]

63. OT: My latest helpful hint

www.angelfoodministries.com

$30 for a box-load of food, probably more than enough to feed 1 person for a month. :) So if you need to cut corners on the food bill, check it out & see if there's one in your neighborhood.

dg

[RevCheesehead]

67. what a great idea!

Too bad they don't have any sites in Wisconsin.

[WolverineDG]

68. You can apply to be a host site

They don't have any in WA either.

dg

[Patsy Stone]

64. "Outdoors in Indore"

:rofl:

[bleever]

70. Well I've been one poor correspondent,

I've been too too hard to find,
But that doesn't mean
You ain't been on my mind.

[RevCheesehead]

75. Are you turning into a country singer?

If so, we'll have to part our ways. I do have standards, you know.

:hi:

[Patsy Stone]

83. Worse.

It's "Sister Golden Hair". AM Gold.

[bleever]

104. I can beat that:

I've got DOUBLE standards.

:)

[ralps]

80. Hi Patsy, Hi Everyone!

:hi: :loveya: :hug: :pals: :woohoo:

[RevCheesehead]

94. Whew!

You made it just in time for WPITW!!

:hi:

[ralps]

101. Hi RevCheesehead, How are you all doing & Hi to Oreo, CC & lil' Keith! Yes I did

& I also made it in time for the story on Brittany Spears!! Will Keith cover her wanting to become a Muslim tomorrow?? :hi: :loveya: :hug: :pals: :woohoo: :rofl:

[RevCheesehead]

105. Does she realize that that means giving up alcohol???

:rofl:

Kids are good. Keith has a serious bathroom fetish, though. :)

[Botany]

85. bush ?

So when 16 different intel & Govt. agencies say that .....

Iran does not have a nuclear weapons program what do you do?


sail your Navy by their shore and blame "them" for being hostile.

[Berry Cool]

96. Keith looks freshly waxed tonight.

No unibrow.

[SeattleGirl]

92. Down goes Paris! Down goes Paris!

And "Paris in the fall"?????

Oh, Keef!

[ralps]

98. Today's worst person in the world is The Us Government & Adm. Mullin

for his comments about the Gulf of Hormuz incident!! :hi: :loveya: :hug: :pals: :woohoo:

[Botany]

102. SS Minnow smack?

Just sit right back and take this trip

aboard an EDV ship ....

[Berry Cool]

107. Great, Keith's rerunning his old "how to deal with a Billo ambush" footage!

Yet another opportunity to see his butt in all its glory!!!! :loveya:

[bleever]

110. A real EDV

wears heels in the sand.

[RevCheesehead]

111. Not that it ever did her any good.

Nobody on that island ever got any. Even the Howells had twin beds.

[bleever]

115. Hey Professor, how's the work on that kelp condom coming along?

I'm glad you gave up on the coconut husk idea.

[RevCheesehead]

117. Ouch!

x(


:rofl:

[Botany]

113. Mary Ann

I will never got a chance to her she was my "Fav"

[Berry Cool]

123. Maybe so

but Ginger is the one who actually watches Countdown.

No kidding. Dan Patrick once asked Keith "Ginger or Mary Ann?" and he said he had to pick Ginger, because Tina Louise is a fan of the show.

[RevCheesehead]

106. Tonight, apparently, KOOS is being replaced with KOAS.

:evilgrin::9:loveya:

[Berry Cool]

112. And it's WUUUUUUUNDERFUL!!!!!!!

You go Keith! Keep calling out Billo as long as he keeps being a bully!!!!

We got your back, pal!!!!

See you all tomorrow night for Bonus Keith!!!!! :loveya:

[RevCheesehead]

109. "The Frank Burns of News"

is far better than "Ted Baxter." Ted was human. Frank was not.

[Botany]

114. The real brats of news!

[RevCheesehead]

116. Those look like hotdogs to me.

Hey, Cuddles - I did have a brat for supper tonight. :9
Your post in the Brett thread made me hungry.

[Botany]

127. Well I am ordering my Brats from the made in Wisconsin place.

Westfield Wisconsin .... best brats ever .....
small town grocery store .... 1999 ...

I went back in 2005 .... freaking "Johnsonville brats"

1999 .... Cranes honking ..... pike, smallmouth, & walleye hitting ..... and a Bay Air came out to
watch. I have always thought the Bay Air was laughing at me.


Hot Charcoal Grill .... Brats ... good buns .... brown mustard .... potato salad

[RevCheesehead]

128. Stop it!

You're turning me on. :P

[Botany]

129. Down Girl

Save your love for:

[RevCheesehead]

133. Would it be wrong for me to wear my Favre jersey to church?

It would be under the robe.

[Berry Cool]

139. Don't you mean "FIRST down, girl"?

[Berry Cool]

125. I have seen people saying Billo is actually a lot more like Col. Flagg.

I agree.

[RevCheesehead]

126. except Col. Flagg was way cuter.

I agree, too.