I'm probably gonna smack my forehead

[Greylyn58]

when I hear the answer, but what does Keith mean when he says"Keep your knees loose?

I don't understand.

No dictator, no invader can hold an imprisoned population by force of arms forever. There is no greater power in the universe than the need for freedom. Against that power tyrants and dictators cannot stand...

[gkhouston]

1. what would you like him to mean?

:evilgrin:

[Patsy Stone]

2. It's a baseball reference from Jean Shepherd"

"AND REMEMBER, KIDDIES, keep your knees loose and your glove well oiled." With that phrase Jean Shepherd - New York radio raconteur, midwestern baseball nut and absurd guru to legions of misfit nightowls - would sign off in the wee hours of the morning. It took a while before the deeper meaning of that bit of baseball wisdom became apparent. Knees loose: aha! flexible, ready to move in any direction. Glove well oiled: yes, ready to catch the ball, to catch anything life throws your way.

Hi, Grey! See you later. :hi:

[Gogi]

3. The local news had a report on sports injuries in kids and he said

that kids should be taught to keep their knees loose and in-line to avoid injuring them.

[crispini]

4. Hm, I think we could rework that to...

"Remember, ladies, keep your knees loose and your heels round." :evilgrin:

[gkhouston]

5. I don't think you're in any danger of forgetting

to keep your heels round! :rofl:

[RevCheesehead]

6. OK, that's it.

You're the clubhouse "Queen of Snark." :thumbsup:

(I couldn't have done as well - I bow to your superior snarkiness.)

[gkhouston]

7. couldn't we have regional titles?

it's a big job. B-)

on edit: after all, Rev, wouldn't we all like full coverage? :evilgrin: