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don't take offense, it is in jest... ;-)
INTERNET BLOGGER (to the tune of "Paperback Writer" and with apologies to the Beatles)
WELL I READ A RUMOR ON A COOKING SITE THAT GEORGE BUSH'S DOG GAVE HIM QUITE A BITE BASED ON MY GOOGLING AND A LEXIS SEARCH I'M ON TO THE TRUTH AND I WANT TO BE AN INTERNET BLOGGER INTERNET BLOGGER
IT'S A LITTLE STORY WITH A LITTLE SLANT BUT THAT WON'T STOP ME FROM A RIGHTEOUS RANT THE SOFTWARE'S EASY, I CAN TYPE REAL FAST AND THE HOSTING'S FREE SO I GET TO BE AN INTERNET BLOGGER INTERNET BLOGGER INTERNET BLOGGER
I WOULD POST SOME PICTURES BUT I'M NOT SURE HOW DO YOU THINK WONKETTE WILL SAY THAT I'M A 'WOW'? I CAN'T READ YOURS BECAUSE I'M WRITING MINE LOOK! I GOT THREE HITS! AND THAT PROVES THAT I'M AN INTERNET BLOGGER INTERNET BLOGGER
SOON I'LL HAVE CREDENTIALS AND ADDRESS THE PREZ SEE ME SUNDAY MORNING DOING 'MEET THE PRESS' WHILE THE MAINSTREAM MEDIA LOOKS ON WITH DISDAIN THEY CAN'T SHUT ME UP, BECAUSE I AM AN INTERNET BLOGGER INTERNET BLOGGER INTERNET BLOGGER
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