WOULD YOU HIT THIS?

[Vektor]

Um, pants.




Need I say anything?

[vinessa4freedom]

1. oh my word!

Where in the world is WildEyedLiberal??? This is compelling evidence, Vektor I must say.

[JohnKleeb]

2. probably asleep

I cant believe it but I never slept last night.

[vinessa4freedom]

3. looks like the world of Kerry worshippers

is finally in lala land. Get some sleep, Kleeb!

[JohnKleeb]

9. I'll be sleeping after football likely

[Vektor]

14. I try to get to the heart of the matter....

...and provide the most compelling evidence I can to support my "big" claims.

I'm feeling compelled.

[vinessa4freedom]

16. LOL

I trust you to find the evidence, too, you naughty girl.

[Vektor]

17. I do my best. :-)

...and I am proud to have earned your trust in this crucial matter.

[vinessa4freedom]

20. Jeez, it looks bigger than a potato

the more I look at the picture, the more I wonder. Do you think if we just asked him...

"Dear Senator Kerry,

Was that a torpedo in your pocket or were you happy to see us?

Respectfully,

the LLL"

[Vektor]

21. I YAM what I YAM.

It's a giant sweet potato.
A candied yam of epic proportions.

[vinessa4freedom]

22. ROTFLMAO

I knew my Thanksgiving dinner table was missing something.

[Vektor]

23. It's never too late.

...to add the secret ingredient.

[vinessa4freedom]

32. ah, to be young

well, hell, I act young a lot of the time, but I must decline the real action. I can partake of the flirtatious foreplay, but the deeds, I'm afraid must be taken on by you wild women.

I wistfully pass the cranberry jelly and pumpkin pie. I know you will use them well.

[angrydemocrat]

24. LMAO

OMG You Are As Crazy As Me and Wild! This only confirms what we have said all along.....The man is well hung!

[vinessa4freedom]

31. I cannot hold a candle to your wild and craziness

but it is fun to be in the company of you rowdies. Makes me feel downright rebellious.

[Vektor]

35. Can you hold a camera?

We might need one when the fun gets rolling.

[vinessa4freedom]

39. everyone smile

and say...{fill in the blank}!!!

[whometense]

4. Color me

impressed.

[TayTay]

5. Me too!

Wow those are some impressive hands. I haven't seen meathooks that big since... well geez, ever. Damn!

By the way, I did sleep last night, but I dreamt of chocolate-covered strawberries and how they can be employed and the disturbing knowledge that I may be a morning person. Hmmmm.

[GRLMGC]

6. I didn't sleep enough

I went to sleep like at 2:30 and woke up at 7 because of my damn roommates. Now I can't get back to sleep!

[whometense]

7. hahaha

I stayed up way too late, but had fun doing it.

I'm thinking maybe we need two late-night threads. I'm staying out of the raunchy one from now on - felt like the grownup in the room - and I mean that in the bad way. Stepping on all their fun.

[TayTay]

8. Me too!

I felt so bad for the young 'uns. But it was great talking to you. I think the real thing that happened was that two Massholes got to shooting the shit and cruising on down memory lane and it was great. You and I are about the same age, have fond memories of things that go back aways and some pretty deep memories of Kerry. It was really, really nice to converse with you. The Massachusetts forum is a bit dead, and it felt good to do the remember when stuff.

BTW, did you participate in the '96 race? I loved that one.

[whometense]

10. I enjoyed talking to you too.

I haven't even been to the Massachusetts forum. Have to check it out - I'm afraid it might be full of lurking Deaniacs, though.

I didn't work on the '96 race. I've loved Kerry forever, but hadn't been all that politically active since - well, since the Vietnam era of my crazy hippie adolescence. (not really that much of a hippie - I'm joking - I was a bit too young for that era. I was more of a back-to-the-earth early 70's type. ) I did meet him in someone's living room back when he was running for Lt. Gov., and liked him immediately.

But * (and fear of him) singlehandedly changed all that. I wasn't a big Clinton fan, but he was ok. But from the first time I laid eyes on the chimp he scared the shit out of me. And he's done absolutely nothing since but reinforce my first impression. I'm an activist now! Spent many hours at the Boston office this campaign.

[Vektor]

18. I'm a night person....

that's why I am up at all hours creating demented threads for all of you to wake up to!

[Vektor]

13. I'm the same color.

A little flushed, actually.

[seito]

11. Hiya Ladies and Gents

I see I have missed another exciting evening. Next time you have a party, you need to send out invitations.

[Vektor]

12. There's always a standing invite here!

And you are always welcome...

[GRLMGC]

15. You mean, tap that ass?

No, not really. More for you!

[Vektor]

19. Your overwhelming generosity warms the cockles of my....

...you know what.

[GRLMGC]

25. Umm

glad to be of service?

[Vektor]

28. HAHAHAHAHA

HAHAHAHHAHAHA

[JI7]

26. do you a lot of corbis images ?

if you want i can help you get rid of the "corbis" marks on the pics by giving you password.

corbis has lots of good images and they are better without he inkspot on them.

[Vektor]

29. I do frequent there a lot...

..for dreamy pics of the Kerry hotness.
if you want to PM me a password, I'd be eternally grateful The watermark does ruin some of the love.
Thanks!

[Pirate Smile]

27. OMG, you crack me up. I'll do this with you

[Vektor]

30. What will you do? :-)

Gape at the pants, or help me create crazy squeee-worthy threads?
Both are encouraged!

[bunny planet]

33. yet another smutty JK thread!!!!!!

oh goodie!

[Vektor]

34. Never can have enough of those!

"bring it on!"

[Vektor]

36. I think WildEyedLiberal would love this thread.

So many goooood times.

[WildEyedLiberal]

37. HELL YES I WOULD

Barnes and Noble has released me from servitude... let the games begin.

[WildEyedLiberal]

38. I think everyone knows my answer to that question

JESUS H CHRIST... his finger has to be at least 4 inches long!

So just THINK about the ratio we have going on there...

I mean, his hands alone could probably do the trick, but damn... what you got in your pocket, boy?