You MUST read the reviews. All 30 of them, I beg you.
I'm ROTFLMAO.
This was the one bright spot in a pretty miserable day.
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I even did one of these
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I hope Teresa finds the link to these reviews, they're priceless.
Damn. Edit to add another fave. They're just irresistible.
As a fellow Pennsylvanian, I have to say that I think it's great that Senator Slantorum has provided a voice for the loony and confused. The distinguished Senator's first volume of advice to the brainworn, "It Takes a Village, or: How I Went Nuts!" is an inspirational tome that will fit perfectly underneath the short leg of my pool table.
It's all here: Women: Feh! Gays: Oy! Man-on-Dog Sex: Bring It On! The somnambulant Senator Skanktorum explains it all to you, and in little words even Conservatives can understand.
And ooooh, that Hillary! Who likes her? Not Senator Smacktorum! She's a woman and worse, she's (grrrrrrr!) a Senator, too! Just like him! How the hell did that happen?
I've read this book three times already and feel ready to turn myself into the authorities, so long as they send me to Gitmo, that paradise on Earth where prisoners enjoy the tropical sun, gourmet meals, and kidney punches.
In a world of fake screwballs, Senator Spamtorum is the real thing. He's made a real convert out of me with this initial, and very promising, offering. I give it 3 Jesuses out of 4, subtracting 1 Jesus for the bit about slavery and abortion which is just, y'know, nuts.
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