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globalvillage Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-07-05 09:40 PM
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Santorum is a Moron
Bwahahaha.....
I haven't read it, but the reviews are in, and Santorum's book SUUUCCCKKKKSSSS!!!! He is blowing any chance at reelection. Even the most RW Repub women I know won't vote for him after this POS, so they all get this link:
http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/detail/-/193223629...
Read the customer reviews of his new "book". They are music to my ears.
Here's my favorite:

After reading Rick's book I feel like a new woman! I will turn in my PhD and force my grown children to move back into my home so that I may renurture them into the new vision of the American faith according to Saint Santorum. I will renounce my membership in the local PTA. I will stop giving to such liberal causes as the Sierra Club. I will quit my teaching job and become a domestic so that I may find worth in cleaning the homes of rich people like Rick's friends (they deserve it, they are so good) I will wash clean from my mind any thoughts of honest debate or criticism of St. Santorum's book of truth. Propaganda is truth, truth is propanagnda. Yea, I will walk in the center of universal truth which springs forth from the sanctified brain of my diety who is Rick Santorum! God Bless You Rick, we are one in the Bloody Bowels of Christ!

Sorry, not a Kerry post, but I had to share, this is the only good news I had today, and I know you'll all be happy for PA. BTW, as most of you know, JK is endorsing Bob Casey.
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TayTay Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-07-05 09:48 PM
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1. It is too a Kerry post
I mean really do you honestly think Teresa won't love having Santorum and his stupid book tank. I think Teresa would throw a 'Santorum Sucks' party. (I'm free that night, btw, Momma T.)

Santorum even had the balls to mention his homeschooling of his kids in VA in the book. (Didn't he get the taxpayers of PA to fund his kids schooling, even though they don't technically live in the Commonwealth of PA? What a dick.)

I will dance the Snoopy Dance of joy if that dumb-shit-for-brains enemy of the rights of women takes a big dive. I can't stands 'em.
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globalvillage Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-07-05 09:59 PM
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2. OMG
Edited on Thu Jul-07-05 10:03 PM by globalvillage
You MUST read the reviews. All 30 of them, I beg you.
I'm ROTFLMAO.
This was the one bright spot in a pretty miserable day.

:rofl:

I even did one of these

:spray:

I hope Teresa finds the link to these reviews, they're priceless.

Damn. Edit to add another fave. They're just irresistible.

As a fellow Pennsylvanian, I have to say that I think it's great that Senator Slantorum has provided a voice for the loony and confused. The distinguished Senator's first volume of advice to the brainworn, "It Takes a Village, or: How I Went Nuts!" is an inspirational tome that will fit perfectly underneath the short leg of my pool table.

It's all here: Women: Feh! Gays: Oy! Man-on-Dog Sex: Bring It On! The somnambulant Senator Skanktorum explains it all to you, and in little words even Conservatives can understand.

And ooooh, that Hillary! Who likes her? Not Senator Smacktorum! She's a woman and worse, she's (grrrrrrr!) a Senator, too! Just like him! How the hell did that happen?

I've read this book three times already and feel ready to turn myself into the authorities, so long as they send me to Gitmo, that paradise on Earth where prisoners enjoy the tropical sun, gourmet meals, and kidney punches.

In a world of fake screwballs, Senator Spamtorum is the real thing. He's made a real convert out of me with this initial, and very promising, offering. I give it 3 Jesuses out of 4, subtracting 1 Jesus for the bit about slavery and abortion which is just, y'know, nuts.

http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/customer-reviews/19322...
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MH1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-07-05 10:19 PM
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3. Bwahaha...
:rofl:

thanks for posting this...reading those reviews was great therapy for an otherwise kinda sucky day..

"Thank God for Santorum! Now my daughter can be relieved that she only needs a man to get out of poverty. Who knew? She can quit school, it won't help her anyway and why waste the money?"

"Thank you again, Senator...I will go to my boss right now, quit my job, marry my loser boyfriend, and start working on my brood of young, God-fearing, draft-dodging, Republicans. (home-schooled, of course) With you, Senator Santorum, I feel like God is representing Pennsylvania."

"And after being so haplessly misled by the radical feminist movement, I will promptly go tell my husband that he must go quadruple his income and secure health insurance. NO whining about the economy, the 45 million people without health insurance, the millions more who are underinsured - it is his manly duty.

Wait. Am I allowed to do that? "

heh. heh. heh.

:rofl:

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Island Blue Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-07-05 10:19 PM
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4. Those reviews are too funny!
I wonder if they were all written by different people or just one very bored, very creative Man-on-Dog hater? This book might be amusing to read, but I'll be damned if I'm going to spend money to do so! I think I'd even be too embarrassed to check it out from the library.

These Rupukes really and truly believe that they've been touched by the hand of Christ and blessed with special knowledge that only they can deliver, don't they? :puke:
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globalvillage Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-07-05 10:33 PM
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6. I feel the same
But when they're selling it for $1 at "1/2 Price Books", I will buy up every copy for conservative friends Christmas presents. They may be 'R', but they're mostly female business associates, and this will really piss them off. Oh, thank you, Rick! I know way too many Republicans who I don't want to spend lots of cash on this year.

He doesn't have a prayer.

:bounce:
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elshiva Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-07-05 10:26 PM
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5. Santorum is an awful meanie and homophobe!
Edited on Thu Jul-07-05 10:26 PM by elshiva
I miss Heinz...
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globalvillage Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-07-05 10:35 PM
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7. He was a good man. n/t
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elshiva Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-07-05 10:42 PM
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8. Heinz was a good man and a moderate....
Momma T knows her men!
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wisteria Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-07-05 10:45 PM
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9. I've heard that before, he was a good man, but now he has changed.
Maybe he does have some redeeming qualities, I just haven't found any of them yet. Anyway, I have already donated to Casey's run and offered my services to help out the campaign. Santorum has got to go. We need more Democratic blood in Pa.
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Pirate Smile Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-07-05 11:44 PM
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10. Psst. She was talking about the late Senator Heinz,
not man-on-dog.

;-)
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globalvillage Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-08-05 06:02 PM
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12. Thanks for having my back.
Wouldn't want any confusion on that one!
We had a lot of fun with the Santorum book reviews at work today.
All us wimmin folk have decided to end our careers and spend more time in the kitchen and at the ironing board. Of course, the company would go under in six months, but hey,as long as Ricky's happy, my life's ambition has been fulfilled.
Guess I can spend my days watching CSpan until they come to take the cable out.
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globalvillage Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-08-05 05:53 PM
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11. I'm with you, wisteria.
I've signed up with Casey and donated also.
I was talking about the late Sen Heinz having been a good man, although my post was pretty poorly worded.

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