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Forever Free (542 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Mar-22-05 04:35 AM Original message |
Hey guys, check out this funny conversation I had with my friend |
Its a bit long, but trust me, its worth reading. BTW LostInSoCal86 is me and kmehta86 is my friend.
kmehta86 (12:28:34 AM): GODDAMN kmehta86 (12:28:39 AM): republicans are freakin DUMBASSES Lost In SoCal 86 (12:29:43 AM): wow...Mr. Mehta, what made you come to that stunning conclusion at 12:29 AM this Tuesday morning? kmehta86 (12:30:11 AM): the guys in the suite below me are really hardcore kmehta86 (12:30:15 AM): so we got into this debate about Iraq kmehta86 (12:30:26 AM): and their star arguer, who supposedly used to debate this frequently kmehta86 (12:30:33 AM): his big conclusion at the end? kmehta86 (12:30:50 AM): "i realize that the whole justification for war thing is shaky"" kmehta86 (12:31:11 AM): "but...you heard POWELL! THE UN!! THE VIAL OF ANTHRAX! i believed him...ii believed that they had WMD..." kmehta86 (12:31:15 AM): i'm like...oh god you fuckin dumbass Lost In SoCal 86 (12:31:31 AM): HAHA Lost In SoCal 86 (12:32:07 AM): now you know how i felt when i was coherently and intelligently articulating my position to the dumbasses at our Campus Political Union meeting kmehta86 (12:32:17 AM): GOD kmehta86 (12:32:22 AM): one of them kmehta86 (12:32:23 AM): today kmehta86 (12:32:31 AM): was driving in a motorcade carrying Cheney kmehta86 (12:32:45 AM): its an evil, evil room kmehta86 (12:32:55 AM): BC04 campaign paraphenelia everywhere Lost In SoCal 86 (12:33:06 AM): wait wait kmehta86 (12:33:06 AM): a "Help Arnold Reform CA politics" banner Lost In SoCal 86 (12:33:21 AM): driving IN a motorcade WITH the Vice President? kmehta86 (12:33:49 AM): yep Lost In SoCal 86 (12:34:00 AM): wait what? kmehta86 (12:34:01 AM): not like, the Veep's car Lost In SoCal 86 (12:34:02 AM): how? when? kmehta86 (12:34:13 AM): but, yeah driving one of the cars kmehta86 (12:34:14 AM): he worked hundreds of hours for the BC campaign Lost In SoCal 86 (12:34:23 AM): oh he's one of THEM Lost In SoCal 86 (12:34:39 AM): another of those poor misguided souls kmehta86 (12:34:43 AM): i have no idea Lost In SoCal 86 (12:34:52 AM): seriously Lost In SoCal 86 (12:35:02 AM): getting into a debate about the war with a conservative... Lost In SoCal 86 (12:35:13 AM): either A. digressed into bashing of liberal wimps kmehta86 (12:35:27 AM): yeah kmehta86 (12:35:34 AM): i've decided its impossible to debate anything with them Lost In SoCal 86 (12:35:36 AM): or B. forgetting about the entire rationale for the war to begin with and make up shit up now to justify it after the fact kmehta86 (12:35:57 AM): they just sit there and calmly go "no, that's not true, actually, no, you're wrong" kmehta86 (12:35:58 AM): yeah Lost In SoCal 86 (12:36:03 AM): case in point, MY experience kmehta86 (12:36:04 AM): oh and one of them actually started pulling out crap about the UN kmehta86 (12:36:15 AM): citing clauses from resolution 1441 Lost In SoCal 86 (12:36:24 AM): "The American people are stupid, they would have never supported a war of liberation, so it was smart and wise for President Bush to make Iraq into a threat" kmehta86 (12:36:24 AM): claiming that since nobody vetoed it, technically the worlds poewers were behind the war kmehta86 (12:36:25 AM): FUCKERS Lost In SoCal 86 (12:36:35 AM): WTF? Lost In SoCal 86 (12:37:02 AM): oooh..a veto "abstention" that MUST mean silent agreement with the US! Lost In SoCal 86 (12:37:25 AM): here's another line they use..."By spreading democracy, we're fighting terrorism" Lost In SoCal 86 (12:37:31 AM): which is true... Lost In SoCal 86 (12:37:33 AM): BUT Lost In SoCal 86 (12:37:37 AM): how do you do that? Lost In SoCal 86 (12:37:48 AM): and they're like..."By toppling violent regimes" Lost In SoCal 86 (12:38:12 AM): and im like "By topple violent regimes, you mean lie and distort the truth to get us into a war" Lost In SoCal 86 (12:38:26 AM): god, they actually said this crap? kmehta86 (12:38:50 AM): yeah they did kmehta86 (12:38:56 AM): and i didn't even want to try and refute Lost In SoCal 86 (12:39:00 AM): and they point to Libya giving up its WMD program and Lebanon's reform movement as "proof" that the Bush Doctrine works kmehta86 (12:39:05 AM): i hjave a claculus final to study for kmehta86 (12:39:05 AM): OH yeah listen to this kmehta86 (12:39:10 AM): i tell him, "enumerate the reasons we went for war" kmehta86 (12:39:17 AM): his answers: kmehta86 (12:39:29 AM): first, spreading democracy Lost In SoCal 86 (12:39:33 AM): i think i may have to debate this guy when we come up on Thursday Lost In SoCal 86 (12:39:34 AM): HA kmehta86 (12:39:35 AM): (so, do you just pick any random country) Lost In SoCal 86 (12:39:37 AM): BULLSHIT kmehta86 (12:39:41 AM): (what about south america?) Lost In SoCal 86 (12:39:47 AM): SUDAN kmehta86 (12:39:48 AM): "i'm not even going to consider south america kmehta86 (12:39:49 AM): ... kmehta86 (12:39:49 AM): alright, second kmehta86 (12:39:56 AM): his second reason, they torture people kmehta86 (12:40:04 AM): well, so did we kmehta86 (12:40:05 AM): so did rwanda kmehta86 (12:40:05 AM): so does China for god's sake Lost In SoCal 86 (12:40:11 AM): then why do we outsource our torturing to the Syrians? kmehta86 (12:40:15 AM): third kmehta86 (12:40:15 AM): they had WMDs kmehta86 (12:40:16 AM): THIRD kmehta86 (12:40:20 AM): but somehow that's all we heard, prewar Lost In SoCal 86 (12:40:27 AM): but of course kmehta86 (12:40:27 AM): I KNOW kmehta86 (12:40:27 AM): so i told him that kmehta86 (12:40:29 AM): and he laughs at me kmehta86 (12:40:35 AM): "oh the US doesn't torture people" Lost In SoCal 86 (12:40:38 AM): god...where's the FUCKIN GODDAMN ACCOUNTABILITY kmehta86 (12:40:50 AM): "Gunatanamo? are you kidding? its a luxury prison" kmehta86 (12:41:01 AM): one of them even said "i'd go to guantaamo any day" kmehta86 (12:41:01 AM): FUCKERS kmehta86 (12:41:04 AM): yeah, when you come up kmehta86 (12:41:09 AM): we'll knock on his ddoor Lost In SoCal 86 (12:41:11 AM): its Club Fed for "enemy combatants" Lost In SoCal 86 (12:41:15 AM): ABU GHRAIB Lost In SoCal 86 (12:41:28 AM): i wonder if that rings any bells kmehta86 (12:41:59 AM): of course not kmehta86 (12:42:00 AM): it was an isolated incident kmehta86 (12:42:00 AM): not the US' fault Lost In SoCal 86 (12:42:45 AM): Rush Limbaugh: "It was just our guys letting go of a little steam" Lost In SoCal 86 (12:43:09 AM): i wanna talk to this guy Lost In SoCal 86 (12:43:28 AM): its been awhile since i honed my anti-Bush rhetoric in person and on the fly kmehta86 (12:43:51 AM): yeah kmehta86 (12:43:51 AM): it was fun kmehta86 (12:44:13 AM): although i missed a lot of stuff Lost In SoCal 86 (12:44:14 AM): it'd be nice to get some practice in...sometimes in colleges, with all the liberals around, you kinda miss being in the OC and having Republican idiots everywhere kmehta86 (12:44:37 AM): and goddamn, they stonewall like crazy when they don't know jackshit Lost In SoCal 86 (12:44:44 AM): but of course Lost In SoCal 86 (12:44:57 AM): its called delaying Lost In SoCal 86 (12:45:16 AM): so they can use that time to think of a half-assed answer Lost In SoCal 86 (12:45:42 AM): your little debate, along with my own in the past, is a microcosm of the Kerry-Bush debates Lost In SoCal 86 (12:46:33 AM): where...in front of millions of American citizens, REASON was able to win the day, instead of tired old campaign rhetoric and bullshit Lost In SoCal 86 (12:47:05 AM): unfortunately for the 57 million who voted blue on November 2nd, Reason decided it didn't need to show up that Tuesday kmehta86 (12:47:40 AM): yeah Lost In SoCal 86 (12:47:53 AM): GOD kmehta86 (12:47:57 AM): god Lost In SoCal 86 (12:48:02 AM): this is getting me worked up kmehta86 (12:48:03 AM): alright i dont have time to think about this kmehta86 (12:48:07 AM): i have a calc final tomorrow Lost In SoCal 86 (12:48:11 AM): good luck Lost In SoCal 86 (12:48:15 AM): we will vent tomorrow kmehta86 (12:48:16 AM): we will blow him apart Thursday Lost In SoCal 86 (12:48:21 AM): oh damn right we will Lost In SoCal 86 (12:49:00 AM): Reason will triumph Lost In SoCal 86 (12:49:09 AM): Hope will triumph Lost In SoCal 86 (12:49:15 AM): TRUE patriotism will triumph Lost In SoCal 86 (12:49:30 AM): at least i PRAY TO GOD, it does Lost In SoCal 86 (12:50:10 AM): somewhere...Thomas Jefferson is weeping kmehta86 (12:51:07 AM): if God exists kmehta86 (12:51:07 AM): how can he allow this? kmehta86 (12:51:13 AM): how can he be happy with this? kmehta86 (12:51:52 AM): i mean, i beieve in God, and i trust that he will set things right, overall kmehta86 (12:52:40 AM): but, things like this lead me to question exactly what IS His purpose? what is he trying to do or say here? Lost In SoCal 86 (12:53:00 AM): a test of our faith and patience Lost In SoCal 86 (12:53:16 AM): he did say there would be false prophets preaching in His name kmehta86 (12:53:20 AM): quite some test kmehta86 (12:53:34 AM): yeah Lost In SoCal 86 (12:53:36 AM): *cough* crazy right wing fundies *cough* Lost In SoCal 86 (12:54:25 AM): there is nothing conservative, principled, or moral about the presidency of George W. Bush Lost In SoCal 86 (12:55:07 AM): every policy action, every speech, every promise is a calculated move to project and preach compassion, integrity, and conviction Lost In SoCal 86 (12:55:52 AM): unfortunately, that false and deceptive perception of strong leadership is a far cry from reality Lost In SoCal 86 (12:56:23 AM): the reality is more hypocrisy and unaccountability than anything else Lost In SoCal 86 (12:57:24 AM): i mean...if Congress really cares about the disabled and least advantaged people of this country, how about they start by giving them affordable health care? kmehta86 (12:57:58 AM): haha, did you see the DS today? Lost In SoCal 86 (12:58:06 AM): or stop ballooning our fuckin federal deficit by billions every fiscal year Lost In SoCal 86 (12:58:11 AM): of course kmehta86 (12:58:13 AM): "rather than do nothing for everyone, we're going to do something for ONE person" Lost In SoCal 86 (12:58:17 AM): that's where i got the line from kmehta86 (12:58:23 AM): oh yeah kmehta86 (12:58:23 AM): that to kmehta86 (12:58:26 AM): i mentioned deficits kmehta86 (12:58:39 AM): andf they go "well, we always increase spending" kmehta86 (12:58:40 AM): "the thing is, we'rre at war!" kmehta86 (12:58:46 AM): "but wars help the economy" kmehta86 (12:58:49 AM): "so you see, everyhing works oout" kmehta86 (12:59:00 AM): i'm like are you FUCKING joking me here? Lost In SoCal 86 (12:59:10 AM): War helps the WAR PROFITEERS Lost In SoCal 86 (12:59:22 AM): yay Halliburton? Lost In SoCal 86 (12:59:30 AM): for overcharging the American taxpayer? Lost In SoCal 86 (12:59:32 AM): woohoo? Lost In SoCal 86 (1:00:03 AM): i swear dude, we need to be in Congress right about now Lost In SoCal 86 (1:00:15 AM): we would rip Bill Frist and Tom DeLay new ones kmehta86 (1:01:53 AM): hel yeah kmehta86 (1:01:59 AM): we should be able to get in through Kerry kmehta86 (1:02:01 AM): alright taht's in kmehta86 (1:02:04 AM): will, new mission kmehta86 (1:02:14 AM): we will both obtain summer internships in John Kerry's office kmehta86 (1:02:20 AM): for the summer of 2006 Lost In SoCal 86 (1:02:31 AM): wooohooo! kmehta86 (1:02:32 AM): and we will bring TRUTH to Washington kmehta86 (1:02:55 AM): anyways, i'm gonna finish studying now Lost In SoCal 86 (1:03:25 AM): break down the doors, sound the alarm, cuz we're coming and we ain't stopping for nobody! Lost In SoCal 86 (1:03:33 AM): alright good luck kmehta86 (1:03:47 AM): bwahaha kmehta86 (1:03:47 AM): yes indeedy kmehta86 (1:03:53 AM): thanks kmehta86 (1:04:03 AM): this shall continue tomorrow kmehta86 (1:04:04 AM): bwahahaha kmehta86 (1:04:09 AM): we must prepare for the showdown Lost In SoCal 86 (1:04:47 AM): in a stunning move, the Democratic Party has turned over its Congressional leadership to two college freshmen with absolutely no political experience Lost In SoCal 86 (1:05:24 AM): Chairman Howard Dean praises the new decision, "As a bold and daring move that will definitely shake up the Beltway" kmehta86 (1:07:00 AM): indeed Lost In SoCal 86 (1:07:26 AM): the two students were given lavishly appointed Senate offices that were generously vacated by Senators Diane Feinstein and Barbara Boxer kmehta86 (1:07:47 AM): haha kmehta86 (1:07:57 AM): yes that's all in the future kmehta86 (1:07:58 AM): anyways kmehta86 (1:07:59 AM): good night Lost In SoCal 86 (1:08:03 AM): later man “kmehta86” signed off at 1:08:21 AM. |
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Firespirit (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Mar-23-05 11:26 AM Response to Original message |
1. That was great. |
Unbelievable how willfully ignorant repukes can be. Kudos to your friend for keeping his cool and not smacking that freeper in the face.
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