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NMMNG Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-10-11 12:42 AM
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Truth and laughs: An atheist reviews the Bible on Amazon.com
This one-star review tells it like it is and adds a dash of humor.

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B. Centre
This review is from: Holy Bible (NIV) (Kindle Edition)
This book has it all. Cutting off women's hands for helping to fend off their husband's attackers; directing the slaughtering of children with a bear attack and by mass murder; genocide galore; human sacrifice and the threat of it; and killing an innocent on behalf of others to placate himself. It doesn't take much to come to the conclusion that the author is one sick puppy with major issues, namely he is obviously a psychopath.

The author also claims to love all his children, but wow, he sure has a weird way of showing it. When my children disobey me, and I know they will, I almost never throw them out of the house into the street and place a curse on them and their children for all time. And I sure never nail gun them to the playroom wall, well, ok...just that once. But hey, I'm also sane.

In one chapter he demands fealty from everyone and makes it part of his major ten requirements, obviously an ego maniac. In the same list however he neglects to make pedophilia or slavery a crime. I'm guessing those things are ok by him. No wonder so many of his self appointed publicists are child molesters, and that it took 1800 years for slavery to finally be banned by reasoned folks... no thanks to the author.

But look, if you enjoy mass murder, incest, inexplicably hideous and laughable laws, talking snakes and donkeys, the destruction of pigs and fig trees, magic tricks, over one-hundred contradictions, the ravings threats of co-author maniacs, the complete rejection of science, reason, reality and intellect and think you need this book to be moral ...then this obscenity is right down your ally.


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beam me up scottie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-10-11 12:54 AM
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1. I love Amazon reviews! I remember one about fox urine that had me in tears.
This one is truly awesome, dare you to post it in R/T.

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MarkCharles Donating Member (932 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-10-11 08:07 AM
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2. I hope that one gets to stay up there for a few years.
It's priceless.

But, I can see it now, some church group will get in there and complain to Amazon about it and it will be taken down.
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