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ihavenobias Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-16-08 09:12 PM
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Jesus Comes To A Breakfast Near You
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=poh8UXwk_Vg

Really, in french toast? Then again french toast is pretty good, so who knows.

;)
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progressoid Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-18-08 08:28 AM
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1. Chubby Jesus!
:rofl:
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ihavenobias Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-18-08 10:39 PM
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5. Imagine how many people would be PISSED at the suggestion of that.
Which reminds me, I forgot that Cenk mentioned an interesting book on The Bible in that clip...can't remember the name though.
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progressoid Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-19-08 12:18 AM
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6. "Ken's Guide to the Bible"
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onager Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-18-08 12:58 PM
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2. I thought I saw him in my falafel this morning.
Or since this country is 95% Muslim, maybe that was Mohammed. But AFAIK he doesn't do personal appearances in comestibles. Maybe because any disciple claiming to see his image risks being stoned to death for idolatry.

I spent most of today on the road between Alexandria and Cairo. My driver picked up some excellent falafel for us. (Eat your heart out, Bill O'Reilly.) Also freshly-baked bread and a local specialty in the farm villages near my job, hot-n-spicy pickled vegetables. Good stuff!
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Evoman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-18-08 05:44 PM
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3. I was taking a piss this morning, and I looked down and saw Jesus. His "beard"
is getting long and might need a trim.
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awoke_in_2003 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-18-08 06:38 PM
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4. Damn, the only thing I get
when I eat french toast is a continental feeling (sorry, shameless Beastie Boys reference).
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