Pastor arrested at airport with device that delivers 12 volts of Jesus into unsuspecting worshippers

[Ian David]

It’s as strange as it’s true. A man of God of Ghaniain extraction was arrested and interrogated at Entebbe Airport after he attempted to clear a machine which, police say, he has been using to deliver electric current on unsuspecting worshippers during church service.

“Pastor” Obiri Konjo Yeboah on July 5 failed to convince Aviation Police officers why he needed this machine to do God’s work. He is now facing serious charges including fraud and false pretence,” Police Spokesman Asan Kasingye told Sunday Monitor yesterday.

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“When {he} touches his flock, they fall down he is using super natural powers,” Mr Asan Kasingye said. The machine is placed on any part of the body and gives a pleasant electric shock to whoever touches you.

The waterproof electric machine is activated within 10 seconds and can emit sparks of static electricity between the user’s fingers while in darkness. The Yigal Mesika Company in Los angels America manufactures the machine known for freaking people’s minds.

More:
http://onanite.blogspot.com/2007/07/pastor-arrested-with-miracle-machine.html


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[TZ]

1. Too funny!

I can just see it now: "Praise Jesus"ZAP!"Glory to God"ZAP! "Hallejueh!" ZAP! ZAP! ZAP!
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
Thanks for posting this!

[Warpy]

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Too bad none of his suckers will ever see this article.

Thanks for cross posting!

[progressoid]

3. Praise the lord - I see the light!

And I feel it too!

[Nevernose]

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