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displacedtexan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-02-05 02:10 PM
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A joke for Software Engineers
A man was crossing a road one day when a frog called out to him and said, "If you kiss me, I'll turn into a beautiful princess." He bent over, picked up the frog, and put it in his pocket.

The frog spoke up again and said, "If you kiss me and turn me back into a beautiful princess, I will be your loving companion for an entire week." The man took the frog out of his pocket, smiled at it, and returned it to his pocket.

The frog then cried out, "If you kiss me and turn me back into a princess, I'll stay with you for a year and do ANYTHING you want."

Again the man took the frog out, smiled at it, and put it back into his pocket.

Finally, the frog asked, "What is the matter? I've told you I'm a beautiful princess, that I'll stay with you for a year and do anything you want. Why won't you kiss me?"

The man said, "Look, I'm a Software Engineer. I don't have time for a girlfriend, but a talking frog is cool."

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qnr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-07-05 07:47 PM
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1. heheh - see? You weren't ignored :) n/t
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displacedtexan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-09-05 08:23 AM
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2. Thanks, qnr!
My posts are usually the kiss of death.

I need juicier headlines.
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qnr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-09-05 08:15 PM
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3. yeah, I know that feeling :) n/t
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Endangered Specie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-17-05 08:48 PM
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4. Copying. Saving. Bookmarking. Kicking
:)
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Eloriel Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-18-05 02:21 PM
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5. That's adorable
Edited on Tue Jan-18-05 02:22 PM by Eloriel
I love it, having known a few software engineers in my day. :evilgrin:
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