... then it gets scary ...
From the original article ...
> Researchers have found that lab-grown neuron cultures tend to fire in
> bizarrely synchronized, dishwide waves, eerily echoing the neural
> patterns seen during Alzheimer's disease.
>
> "It's possible that this is a state of arrested development," Potter
> said, "or that the networks are asleep because they're missing the
> parts (humans) use to wake up. It's (also) possible that the networks
> are in some sort of epileptic state."
When does a rat become a rat?
I know it's irrational, I know it's emotional, I know it's illogical
but I find the above statement the stuff of nightmares ... awareness
without the ability to communicate, to inform the observer ... the
ability to receive and partially process stimuli yet have no control
over the occurence or nature of those stimuli ...
> The repeated firing may have wiped the animats' memories, Potter
> said. His group has since learned to reduce the bursts with electric
> stimuli, which acts as a massage to ease the dish-brain's stress.

Even acknowledging the "mechanistic" view of the brain (simply as a
processor of inputs to generate outputs), the parallels between the
above and human mental illness/incapacity are uncomfortable.
(Not to mention the various cases of consciousness under anaesthesia.)
> ... Potter admits the clumps have a certain amount of awareness.

Worrying ... not out of a "Frankenstein" fear (no-one is creating life,
'just' experimenting upon it) but out of a concern about inhumane
actions (even for the sake of a 'good' cause).