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Little Star Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-18-11 02:11 PM
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This is kinda cute.....
Senior Texting & Tweeting Code

ATD: At The Doctor's
BFF: Best Friend Farted
BTW: Bring The Wheelchair
BYOT: Bring Your Own Teeth
CBM: Covered By Medicare
CUATSC: See You At The Senior Center
DWI: Driving While Incontinent
FWB: Friend With Beta Blockers
FWIW: Forgot Where I Was
FYI: Found Your Insulin
GGPBL: Gotta Go, Pacemaker Battery Low!
GHA: Got Heartburn Again
HGBM: Had Good Bowel Movement
IMHO: Is My Hearing-Aid On?
LMDO: Laughing My Dentures Out
LOL: Living On Lipitor
LWO: Lawrence Welk's On
OMMR: On My Massage Recliner
OMSG: Oh My! Sorry, Gas.
ROFLCGU: Rolling On The Floor Laughing Can't Get Up
SGGP: Sorry, Gotta Go Poop
WAITT: Who Am I Talking To?
WTP: Where's The Prunes?
WWNO: Walker Wheels Need Oil
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classof56 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-18-11 03:24 PM
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1. Hey, thanks for this.
I don't text or tweet, but if I ever do and I see any of these acronyms, I know how to respond--STFU. CMAG (call me a grump) but I find these "elderly references" a bit insulting. BIJM I'm sure. Maybe when I hit my 80s I'll get it!

Meanwhile, all you seniors, keep smilin', even through those clackety dentures!

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