Democratic Underground Latest Greatest Lobby Journals Search Options Help Login
Google

Soy: A devil food is turning our kids into homosexuals

Printer-friendly format Printer-friendly format
Printer-friendly format Email this thread to a friend
Printer-friendly format Bookmark this thread
This topic is archived.
Home » Discuss » Topic Forums » GLBT Donate to DU
 
FreeState Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-12-06 02:27 PM
Original message
Soy: A devil food is turning our kids into homosexuals
Edited on Tue Dec-12-06 02:29 PM by FreeState
Okay World Nut Daily has officially lost it... (like we did not already know that)


http://worldnetdaily.com/news/article.asp?ARTICLE_ID=53327

If you're a grownup, you're already developed, and you're able to fight off some of the damaging effects of soy. Babies aren't so fortunate. Research is now showing that when you feed your baby soy formula, you're giving him or her the equivalent of five birth control pills a day. A baby's endocrine system just can't cope with that kind of massive assault, so some damage is inevitable. At the extreme, the damage can be fatal.

Soy is feminizing, and commonly leads to a decrease in the size of the penis, sexual confusion and homosexuality. That's why most of the medical (not socio-spiritual) blame for today's rise in homosexuality must fall upon the rise in soy formula and other soy products. (Most babies are bottle-fed during some part of their infancy, and one-fourth of them are getting soy milk!) Homosexuals often argue that their homosexuality is inborn because "I can't remember a time when I wasn't homosexual." No, homosexuality is always deviant. But now many of them can truthfully say that they can't remember a time when excess estrogen wasn't influencing them.
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
TNDemo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-12-06 02:28 PM
Response to Original message
1. So if lesbians drink soy,
do they become less gay?
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
Deep13 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-12-06 02:32 PM
Response to Reply #1
4. I don't think they're worried about that.
They only seem to be worried about men becoming feminine. Runs contrary to their strong-father-figure social model.
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
Deep13 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-12-06 03:18 PM
Response to Reply #4
25. oops wrong place
Edited on Tue Dec-12-06 03:18 PM by Deep13
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
sui generis Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-12-06 02:34 PM
Response to Reply #1
6. no but their penises get smaller
eek


:hide:

:hi: sorry ladies - I couldn't resist
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
WCGreen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-12-06 02:44 PM
Response to Reply #6
17. Well, they could then move to India....
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
femrap Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-13-06 10:59 AM
Response to Reply #6
48. I thought the weed killer, Round-up,
made by Monsanto was responsible for that...or maybe it was just low sperm count.
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
sui generis Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-13-06 02:37 PM
Response to Reply #48
58. the unfortunate thing is we are exposed to enormous
quantities of pseudo-estrogens and testosterone suppressors, both of which are bad for both men and women, but even worse for just about any creature that reproduces sexually.

I think soy is a tiny tiny fraction of our exposure when you compare to aldehydes from soft plastic, vinyls, and carpeting, air fresheners, fabric softener, sizing, food preservatives, etc. which is everywhere around us (and in us). Man those people should TRULY be scared. I got my gay by sweating on a vinyl bar stool.

I got some bad gay once from plain old bathroom cleaner, but took it back and got a refund and an upgrade. Now I have fabulous gay. It comes in little battery operated spray bottles you can buy in the air freshener aisle at the grocery store.

Gay Bouquet Just Makes My Day!

Seriously, if they want to worry about soy there are a lot of other things to worry about first.

Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
laheina Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-13-06 04:30 PM
Response to Reply #58
63. OMG!
That is one funny post!!

But seriously, you are totally right.

The angle of this probably has something to do with the dairy industry, imho.

I've noticed that our local markets are stocking more and more soy products--but I also live in California. :shrug:
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
geardaddy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-13-06 07:34 PM
Response to Reply #63
68. So, by his logic...
Edited on Wed Dec-13-06 07:35 PM by geardaddy
So, by his logic, most men in China, Taiwan, Korea, and Japan should have been gay for the past several centuries.

:eyes:

edited for grammar.
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
DarkTirade Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-01-07 09:33 AM
Response to Reply #68
82. I think their population problems would suggest otherwise.
Unless they've found some way to reproduce without male/female sex involved. :) Now THAT would be an interesting accomplishment.
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
pokercat999 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-14-06 05:30 AM
Response to Reply #63
76. Here in VA also. The super market shelves are filled
with that gay substance. yummy-yummy
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
femrap Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-13-06 11:46 PM
Response to Reply #58
71. lol...you made me laugh! Thanks.
But the Chemical industry is nothing to laugh at.

I was just thinking the other day about how we have put petroleum into just about everything we use...food containers, clothing, etc.

How stupid.
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
badgerpup Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-14-06 12:30 AM
Response to Reply #58
74. I don't know about gay...
...but 'bitch-tits' come from all the hormones that get pumped into cattle to make them grow big, fast and tasteless...unless they had a serious hormone imbalance, men didn't use to develop breasts, even when extremely overweight.

AND...according to my 300 level college biology and anatomy courses, men DO need estrogen to...
Are you ready for this?



MANUFACTURE SPERM!!
:wow::rofl:
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
HarukaTheTrophyWife Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-12-06 06:36 PM
Response to Reply #1
37. Nah, I eat soy almost everyday. It hasn't made me less of a lesbian. At all. nt
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
Sapphocrat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-12-06 09:05 PM
Response to Reply #1
38. No, we just start wearing dresses and makeup. n/t
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
Bill McBlueState Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-12-06 02:30 PM
Response to Original message
2. whoops, dupe n/t
Edited on Tue Dec-12-06 02:31 PM by Bill McBlueState
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
Bill McBlueState Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-12-06 02:31 PM
Response to Original message
3. I already suspect the answer, but...
Does this guy cite any actual scientific or medical studies of anything?

Because it sounds like he's pretty much just making stuff up.
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
svpadgham Donating Member (374 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-14-06 05:42 PM
Response to Reply #3
77. It's a bit late for this response,
but I think the research was performed by the same people that found out green M&M's make you horny.
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
thereismore Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-12-06 02:33 PM
Response to Original message
5. So, there should be a large % of Chinese gay men? What bull. nt
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
annabanana Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-12-06 02:39 PM
Response to Reply #5
12. Yeah. . That's why there are so few Chinese in the world. . . n/t
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
sarge43 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-12-06 02:42 PM
Response to Reply #5
15. And it certainly accounts for China having one fourth of the world's
population.
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
sui generis Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-12-06 02:35 PM
Response to Original message
7. Well, speaking for size issues
Edited on Tue Dec-12-06 02:49 PM by sui generis
my personal experience and my SO who was raised near soy crops it has zackly the opposite effect. There are times when the only thing you CAN do is just throw it over your shoulder and burp it.
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
Tyo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-12-06 05:35 PM
Response to Reply #7
36. Pictures please n/t
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
nam78_two Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-12-06 02:37 PM
Response to Original message
8. Heh heh heh heh heh.nt
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
meegbear Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-12-06 02:37 PM
Response to Original message
9. He also covers his tracks ...
Homosexuals often argue that their homosexuality is inborn because "I can't remember a time when I wasn't homosexual." No, homosexuality is always deviant. But now many of them can truthfully say that they can't remember a time when excess estrogen wasn't influencing them.
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
kenny blankenship Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-12-06 02:38 PM
Response to Original message
10. No one led me to sodomy with promises of soy smoothies
Edited on Tue Dec-12-06 02:39 PM by kenny blankenship
Soy's phyto-estrogenic "load" may bear examination, but this soy equals sodomy stuff is right up there with Gen. Ripper's concern for fluoride contaminating the Purity of Essence in our precious bodily fluids.
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
BOSSHOG Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-12-06 02:39 PM
Response to Original message
11. Writing for world net daily is always deviant
Imagine an editorial meeting. Well what trash do we throw to the ignorant masses today? how bout the soy story. We can use the word penis, you know how that excites our conservative readers. And most likely limbaugh will mention it. And our readers don't believe a word that's posted on DU even if they debunk everything we write with factual nonsense. Okay go with the shrinking penis story; uuuuh, can we somehow squeeze in how soymilk looks like semen? That's another one of those key words that gets the readers to masturbating because of us.
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
stopbush Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-12-06 02:41 PM
Response to Original message
13. Soy = Stamp Out Yahweh/Yeshua
Geez, it's SO obvious!
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
Adamocrat Donating Member (403 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-12-06 02:41 PM
Response to Original message
14. I'm a gay vegetarian!
Holy crap! I knew there was a reason for all of this!

So the Devil made soy, not God? Can we start marking the Devil-made crops with a symbol of some sort (like kosher foods) so I'll know which ones have the gay side effect? I suppose I supplant my latent desire for meat with my sinful desire for "meat".

Mmmmm... soy.
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
NMMNG Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-15-06 10:26 PM
Response to Reply #14
79. Me too!
Of course I've been gay all my life but I've only been a vegetarian for a little over a year and a half. Hmmmm--do you think being gay made me become a vegetarian??? :wow:
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
MADem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-12-06 02:43 PM
Response to Original message
16. BWA HAHAHAHA HAHAHA HAHAHA!!!! !!!!!!!!! That is so stupid, it's hysterical!
Geez, are there an increased number of gay men in Japan?

Conversely, there should be a decrease in the lesbian population, seeing as, to these dipshits' mind, the bean is "feminizing!!!!!" Come on ladies, eat that SOY, not too much, of course, and just keep it away from the menfolk!!!

Of course, there's MUCH MORE to this article; this asshat is AFRAID of his "feminine side" it would seem:
Estrogens are female hormones. If you're a woman, you're flooding your system with a substance it can't handle in surplus. If you're a man, you're suppressing your masculinity and stimulating your "female side," physically and mentally.

In fetal development, the default is being female. All humans (even in old age) tend toward femininity. The main thing that keeps men from diverging into the female pattern is testosterone, and testosterone is suppressed by an excess of estrogen.


All I can say is, this guy could USE a little "feminizing." The foolish bastard looks like he got beaten badly with a UNISEX ugly stick:



:rofl: :rofl:

I dunno, I think maybe he's protesting a bit too much! Could he possibly be crouching behind the winter coats in the closet...hmmm?
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
Sapere aude Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-12-06 02:44 PM
Response to Original message
18. I can't wait until the religious right starts banning soy products.
The wing nut talk show frauds should be on this in a few days too. The beef industry has got to like it. "Beef is what you want." Red meat for red blooded American men!

This is just the kind of thing the right needs to counter the idea that you are born gay. They must have been working on it for a long time.

Stupid fuck wad right wingers anyway!
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
femrap Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-13-06 11:05 AM
Response to Reply #18
49. I wonder if the Soybean Industry will sue this
weirdo like the Beef Industry did regarding Oprah's comments.

Nah...he can't have any $ or credibility....wait until the Right Wing Religious Pulpit picks up on it and then SUE. Those folks got some big $.

In fact, I grow a few of those soy beans...hmmmmmm.
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
BR_Parkway Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-13-06 12:38 PM
Response to Reply #18
56. Anyone check to see if he's on the payroll for the Beef industry?
Dr's telling folks eating beef is bad for them depresses sales - how can it be counteracted? Tell them if they don't eat beef, their penis will shrivel and their son's will become homos.
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
independentpiney Donating Member (966 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-12-06 02:46 PM
Response to Original message
19. Boy, I'd have been way too big if it wasn't for soy formula!
Thank god i was lactose intolerant
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
Kolesar Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-12-06 02:46 PM
Response to Original message
20. Read the industry angle...or google it...if you fear "the Soy Agenda"
http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q=soy+feminizing

http://www.soymilkquick.com/shouldmenworry.html

this Dr. Weil guy:
Can Soy Feminize a Boy?
Given that soy products could stimulate estrogen-sensitive cells in the body, are men at any risk of developing effects of estrogen excess (like feminization) if these foods constitute a significant part of their diet?
A Answer (Published 11/10/2003)

Updated on 7/29/2005

When you consider that millions of men in China, Japan and other Asian countries have had soy foods in their daily diets from earliest childhood, you can appreciate that the plant estrogens they contain have no discernible effect on male sexual development, and no feminizing effects at all. Given the huge populations of Asian countries there's no reason to think that soy affects male fertility, either.

However, concerns in the Western world about the effects on boys and men from eating soy foods have been raised repeatedly and addressed in numerous laboratory and population studies. Researchers at the University of Pennsylvania surveyed men and women who, as babies, were given soy-based formulas to see if any of them had sexual, fertility or hormonal problems; they were then compared to a matched group raised on cow's milk formula. The only discrepancies noted were some minor menstrual complaints among the women (their periods lasted one-third of a day longer and they reported slightly more menstrual pain). Results were published in the August 15, 2001, issue of the Journal of the American Medical Association.

In March 2002 the Journal of Nutrition published results of a survey of men consuming soy foods or supplements containing 40-70 milligrams of isoflavones (the phytogenic components). None of the studies showed that consuming soy had any effects on reproductive hormones or semen quality, both changes that you might expect to see before any overt "feminization" would occur.

Including soy foods in your diet may enhance your health and help protect against heart disease and prostate cancer. I recommend two servings per day of such soy foods as tofu, tempeh (soy protein), soy milk or edamame. That would add up to about 40 milligrams of isoflavones, less than the amount consumed in the traditional Asian diet. The earlier in life one begins to consume soy, the greater the protection against breast and prostate cancer seems to be.

Andrew Weil, M.D.
http://www.drweil.com/drw/u/id/QAA312211
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
va4wilderness Donating Member (201 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-12-06 03:44 PM
Response to Reply #20
29. Some arguments legit but exaggerated
Some people (vegetarian/vegan/omnivore) consume way too much
heavily processed soy in their diets - made to look like faux
meat products they are foregoing!  The concern about
phytoestrogens may be legitimate on some levels.  I think it
is better to eat a wide variety of whole foods instead -
regardless of whether you have a vegetarian/vegan/ or
omnivorous diet.  And encourage breastfeeding of infants, not
formula.

But the soy detractors (see, eg "The Dark Side of
Soy") overexaggerate the amount of soy Americans consume
vis a vis Asians.  For example, they equate a quantity of soy
milk (mostly water) with the same quantity of raw or cooked
soybeans (mostly solid).

I think we should be much more worried about artificially high
amounts of meat, bovine milk, anti-biotics, transfats, sugar,
plastics (from food containers), other toxins in the American
diet!!!   Hmmmmm  
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
Kolesar Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-12-06 04:14 PM
Response to Reply #29
31. that's why I am learning gardening
welcome to our message board :hi:
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
va4wilderness Donating Member (201 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-12-06 04:58 PM
Response to Reply #31
35. Hyper-testosterone-ism
And beware the effects of Hypo-testosterone-ism.  (Hey,
nobody's talking about that).  For example:

(It happened one night in "Tolerant Oregon".....)

"Night of the Living Rednecks," Dead Kennedies

Ray's guitar broke. No, we won't play Rawhide, won't play
anything. 
We'll play the theme from the Dinah Shore show. 
Who wants to be Dinah Shore? Who's alter-ego is Dinah Shore? 
Oh, his fists didn't go up so quickly this time.
Yawn...yawn..yawn. 
Put those headphones on, it's be-bop time. 

I want to tell you a story about the last time I was in
Portland. 
The night before we played at the Long Goodbye. 
I was walking on the street about 10:30 at night. 
A lot of people go to bed around here at 10:30 at night. 
And well, I was walking along when suddenly these jocks in
this 
bright blue pickup drove up. It had KC lights, tractor tires, 
everything but the CB. It was a life-size Hot Wheels car for
some dumb rich kid, 
right. Well, they drove up to me 
and they yelled what dumb rich kids usually yell, "Hey,
faggot," 
and showered me with some water. 
So, I stood there thinking, what a bunch of fuckheads and
picked up a rock. 
Now, I waited, walked down about a block to 
where the Kentucky Fried Chicken is, on Burnside, 
and sure enough they drove around again. 
They said, "Hey, faggot, where's the nearest
McDonald's?" I said, 
"I don't know" and they squirted me again. 
So I threw the rock and put a nice-size dent in their giant
Hot Wheels car. 
They screached to a halt in the parking lot of some department
store, 
who's name I don't remember, it's up the street from Fred
Meyer, 
and they got out their clubs and they ran after me, yelling, 
"We're gonna kill you, you god damn faggot, we're gonna
kill you, 
you motherfucker." 
So I got in a phonebooth by the Kentucky Fried Chicken on
Burnside, 
held my legs straight out like this so they couldn't open the
door 
to the phonebooth. So they began charging the phonebooth, 
beating on it with their club, yelling, 
"We're gonna kill you, you motherfucker, we're gonna kill
you, 
you god damn faggot." I just looked at them. 
So, there was a crowd gathering by this time 
and these kids were standing nearby and they said, 
"Oh, look at him, he's insane." I thought, ah-hah,
here's my way out. 
I yelled at them, "Take me to a mental hospital right
away. 
I wanna be be put away. 
Please put me away, c'mon, call the cops and put me away. 
Please put me away now." 
They said, "Alright, faggot, we're calling the
police." So they called the police. 
The cop comes out and I go, ah, my savior, I'm away from these
jocks. 
He opens up the door, "Get out of there, you," 
throws me up against the car, frisks me, shoves me in the
back. 
Then he goes over to the jocks, "Now what happened here? 
It looks like we're going have to take him to jail 
but we got to have the full story first" 
So the jocks, who had an ace in the hole, ace in the hole 
Take down on the bass, a little bit down on the bass. Yeah, 
ace in the hole, and they go, "Well, goddammit, 
the motherfucker put a dent in my truck, a $5000 truck, right,

so I got my club, I went out and I wanted to kill him. 
I want to kill him. Let me kill him, goddammit. 
Let me kill him." 
So the cop made them go home, and he drove me home, 
and he confiscated their club and my rock as further evidence.

And I thought, so this is Oregon, huh? Tolerent Oregon? 

Ray, are you done with your guitar yet? He isn't done yet. 
So what else do you want to hear, I'm out of stories. 
That's a true story, too. Just ask Bruce Loose. 
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
Debi Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-12-06 04:57 PM
Response to Reply #29
34. Welcome to DU va4wilderness!
:hi:

And thanks for the info.
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
Bitwit1234 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-12-06 02:49 PM
Response to Original message
21. AND did you hear this
Obese men loose testosterone and fat women gain it. So there's another exchange of the sexes.
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
OneBlueSky Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-12-06 02:55 PM
Response to Original message
22. well no wonder so many kids are "turning gay" . . . it's a conspiracy, I tell ya! . .
they're after out children! . . . Stop Soy NOW! . . .

whew . . . glad I got THAT off my chest . . .
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
xchrom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-12-06 02:57 PM
Response to Original message
23. i don't know i've fooled around with a lot of gay and straight guys.
gay guys always had bigger dicks.

that reasoning HAS to be as good as his reasoning.

and i even have something to compare it to -- lol.
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
FreeState Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-12-06 03:15 PM
Response to Reply #23
24. Research says erect gay penises are bigger
http://salon.com/health/sex/urge/world/1999/11/04/size/index.html

Six inches is the average length of a male erection, right? More or less? More (6.32 inches) if you're gay, apparently. And less (5.99) if you're straight. Stiff homosexual organs are one-third of an inch longer, claims an article titled "The Relation Between Sexual Orientation and Penile Size" in the June Archives of Sexual Behavior.

The phallus findings are based on archived data from 5,122 measurements of men's schlongs obtained by the Kinsey Report from 1938-1963.
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
xchrom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-12-06 03:20 PM
Response to Reply #24
27. lol -- well there it is.
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
terrya Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-12-06 04:16 PM
Response to Reply #23
32. All of the gay men I've slept with...
have had larger than average sized dicks. :-)

And I compare with those people. :-)
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
xchrom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-12-06 04:41 PM
Response to Reply #32
33. then you have one of my favorite attributes!
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
sui generis Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-13-06 10:02 AM
Response to Reply #23
42. yup. My theory is that pseudo-estrogen in males
Edited on Wed Dec-13-06 10:03 AM by sui generis
causes a reactive increase in testosterone production to counter it. When the soy goes away, some of us are still hypermasculinized.

So go ahead. Moisturize all you want. It actually makes your dick bigger.

Here's the real deal:

We're looking at this additively. Add soy, increase estrogen. No, what causes small penises in straight men are products that REDUCE or BLOCK testosterone aromatization. Things like, using Axe body spray to cover up your stink instead of bathing. Cunnilingus. Cootch juice leads to smaller penises guys. Seriously. That stuff is LOADED with cootch. Just thinking about munching carpet will shrink the penis of any gay man. See? If I thought of it, it must be true.

:rofl:
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
xchrom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-13-06 02:38 PM
Response to Reply #42
59. lol -- moisterize all you want!!!
that whole post was bad. bad.

you are a bad boy. bad.

:spank: :rofl: :spank: :rofl:
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
Deep13 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-12-06 03:19 PM
Response to Original message
26. I eat soybean products and I feel fabulous.
I feel like running and shouting and skipping and singing show tunes! What's the big deal?
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
Arkansas Granny Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-12-06 03:33 PM
Response to Original message
28. So that's it. Put down the tofu and back away slowly.
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
enlightenment Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-12-06 03:47 PM
Response to Original message
30. Hmmm -- I gave my daughter soy formula and many soy based
foods when she was smaller; today he is my son (seriously. fTm).

Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
Scooter24 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-12-06 09:14 PM
Response to Original message
39. I was breast-fed and I'm gay
Edited on Tue Dec-12-06 09:15 PM by Scooter24
And I don't recall my parents cooking much soy-product back when I was a child either. I take after my very-straight father as a meat and potatos type of guy.

Hmm...I'm confused. :shrug:
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
HockeyMom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-13-06 07:18 PM
Response to Reply #39
67. My daughter was breast fed also
She was not only allergic to cow's milk, but SOY also. Other than breast milk, the only other milk she could tolerate was goat's milk.

Blame it on ME and the goats. Soy? Sorry, no dice.
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
Athelwulf Donating Member (342 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-12-06 11:22 PM
Response to Original message
40. Anti-gay fundies can find evil in a Jesus painting
I wonder how long it'll be until I'm no longer surprised by how absurd they can get.
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
TygrBright Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-13-06 09:44 AM
Response to Original message
41. Heh. Yet another wedge between the GOPpie factions...
...I love it!

Here's the fundie nutjobs running in circles, screaming and shouting about The Evils of Soy, over here.

Over here, you have Archer Daniels Midland, Cargill, et al., marketing soy commodities for all they're worth, putting soy in everything from root beer to tomato soup, and making huge obscene profits from the industrial production of food-like substances and ingredients made from soy.

Who's YOUR money on?

mirthfully,
Bright
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
sui generis Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-13-06 10:12 AM
Response to Original message
43. why is it these mongoloid asshats always equate gay with effeminate?
and following on that, feminine characteristics with inferiority?

This is written by some mysoginistic "good old boys" who are very concerned about everyone else's penis size.

I say they conduct a real study of penis size versus tofu consumption and Olay product moisturizers, et al.

As it turns out the average hetero penis size is actually below the median for average male penis size altogether, which would mean that gay weeners are raising the bar, so to speak.

And we moisturize AND use hair care products (those of us who aren't in the Uncle Fester club by genetics or choice). In fact before I started moisturizing and using hair care products I used to look like this:



Now look at me:



Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
jlove23 Donating Member (8 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-13-06 10:23 AM
Response to Reply #43
44. Soy is actually poisonous before fermenting.
And the possible hormonal affect is on unborn children. After birth the soy will not affect the child nearly as much.

The soy industry has brainwashed Americans into believing that soy is superior, if you choose to consume it look into the whole story, not just the feel good parts.

I do use soy products, just fermented.
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
svpadgham Donating Member (374 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-13-06 04:55 PM
Response to Reply #44
65. Does the poisonous soy
explain the massive underpopulation in Asian countries? :sarcasm:
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
Sparkly Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-13-06 10:29 AM
Response to Original message
45. All that "research" and "evidence," and not a link in sight!!
Is this guy on the payroll of the dairy industry?!?

Is this article a misplaced Onion spoof?!?

Soy = estrogen => homosexuality. That's one of the stupidest things I've ever read -- and I've read a lot of stupid things!!

Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
Jim Lane Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-13-06 10:31 AM
Response to Original message
46. This also relates to the War on Terrorism
The men who've been feminized by soy products are presumably less effective as warriors. No wonder things are going so badly in Afghanistan and Iraq.

Anyone selling tofu is probably a knowing, conscious agent of the Islamofascist conspiracy.

Forgive me for writing this post in crayon, but they won't let us have anything sharp in here.
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
Zambero Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-13-06 10:41 AM
Response to Original message
47. Feminizing? Ha! Soy "sweeteners" just don't work thay way
It's in the GENES, not the BEANS!
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
Felix Mala Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-13-06 11:23 AM
Response to Original message
50. Do you realize that fluoridation is the most monstrously conceived and dangerous Communist plot
we have ever had to face?

Do you realize that in addition to fluoridating water, why, there are studies underway to fluoridate salt, flour, fruit juices, soup, sugar, milk, ice cream? Ice cream, Mandrake? Children's ice cream!...

I first became aware of it, Mandrake, during the physical act of love...Yes, a profound sense of fatigue, a feeling of emptiness followed. Luckily I-I was able to interpret these feelings correctly. Loss of essence. I can assure you it has not recurred, Mandrake. Women, er, women sense my power, and they seek the life essence. I do not avoid women, Mandrake...but I do deny them my essence.
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
johnlal Donating Member (974 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-13-06 12:03 PM
Response to Original message
51. OK, we know...
We knew that excess abuse of testosterone or synthetic testosterone makes the genitals shrink. Now he tells us that estrogen makes it shrink as well. What makes the penis GROW? Jesus juice?
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
Limelight Donating Member (402 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-13-06 12:12 PM
Response to Original message
52. After a little research...
I found out that Soy products do contain plant estrogens that can mimic the estrogen found in people, but no where did any of it say a single word about those estrogens suddenly making you homosexual.

What a friggin nitwit.:eyes: Even though I will say I don't particularly care for soy myself.:puke:
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
johnlal Donating Member (974 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-13-06 12:19 PM
Response to Original message
53. This guy has a website
http://www.jimrutz.com/

For a hilarious look at his "qualifications" check out his bio blurb:

"As a child, I planned to be a professional golfer. This faded when I discovered I had absolutely no talent for the game. I've been trying to get back to the real world ever since".

"I had a boring childhood, enduring public schools in Oregon, Nebraska, and California. MY only real interests werre in chess and golf, neither of which attracted much attention from girls".

"I sold encyclopedias house to house and also knives, becoming the youngest crew manager in the histroy of Cutco Cutlery at age 17."

Received BA and MA in English fro San Francisco State University.

"Escaping from the academic womb in 1964, I immediately jumped into Amway"


In 1992 wrote "An elegant rant on the shortcomings of the traditional, audience-style church to full participation on Sunday mornings".

Became the leading spokesman for the house Church movement.

2005, was asked to be a columnist for World Net Daily.

Well, that certainly qualifies him to issue a report that soy products make you gay. I'm convinced!
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
DarkTirade Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-01-07 09:40 AM
Response to Reply #53
83. Ah, Amway. That explains it.
The endoctrination into the cult that is Amway usually erodes people's ability to reason for themselves. Otherwise the people on the top of the pyramid wouldn't have the saps at the bottom to feed off of. They'd figure it and leave out if they were allowed to think properly.
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
Castleman Donating Member (166 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-13-06 12:22 PM
Response to Original message
54. This guy's almost as insane.....
http://www.blessedquietness.com/journal/theworld/soy.htm

This clown has some other interesting paranoia:
http://www.blessedquietness.com/journal/theworld/microwaveovens.htm

Don't forget the extra red meat to keep you healthy:
http://www.blessedquietness.com/journal/theworld/fatmeat.htm

He's actually quite hilarious:
http://www.blessedquietness.com/journal/theworld/heart.htm

He's actually fucking psychotic:
http://www.blessedquietness.com/journal/theworld/pyramid2.htm

Vegetarianism is heresy:
http://www.blessedquietness.com/journal/housechu/vegechur.htm

Read around, this guy is enough to scare ANYONE of rational though away from any kind of religion forever...
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
ClickClack Donating Member (45 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-13-06 12:38 PM
Response to Original message
55. Good lord! Next, they'll be going after Pixie Stix! Poor sweet Pixie Stix! (n/t)
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
sui generis Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-13-06 02:57 PM
Response to Reply #55
62. does anyone have a recipe for making pixie crack?
I think you dump it boiling water with corn syrup and cook it until a drop in cold water gets hard.

don't get me started on Pez.
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
ClintonTyree Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-13-06 12:58 PM
Response to Original message
57. Shouldn't drinking cow's milk.....
turn their kids into cows then? :shrug: Gay cows? :shrug:
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
sui generis Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-13-06 02:41 PM
Response to Reply #57
60. Cow could you say that? It's probablly moooot.
:rofl:

On the other hand, if you drink a lot of raw dairy from non-hormoned cows, my experience is that the young'uns grow up to be strapping tall boys with EVERYTHING in magnificent proportion.

there's more than just estrogens and pseudo-estrogens at work there.
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
Infinite Hope Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-13-06 02:55 PM
Response to Original message
61. This is a joke, right? Wow. n/t
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
svpadgham Donating Member (374 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-13-06 04:50 PM
Response to Original message
64. Soy leads to a decrease in penis size?
I believe this is an underhanded way to explain why all of us Asians have small penises. I'm Japanese btw, and I'm cool with the small penis thing. I just wonder if the guy driving the HUMMER eats a lot of soy.
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
Castleman Donating Member (166 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-13-06 04:57 PM
Response to Reply #64
66. I'm just eating a ton of soy
in hopes of getting it down to a manageable size...I mean, I can hardly buy pants...:silly:
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
neuvocat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-13-06 11:47 PM
Response to Reply #66
72. AHH-HAHH-HAHH!!!!
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
Morgana LaFey Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-13-06 07:49 PM
Response to Original message
69. This article is proof that
homophobia is really misogynism at base -- a subset of misogyny.
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
WillyT Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-13-06 10:47 PM
Response to Original message
70. Soy Vey !!!
:evilgrin:
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
kevinbgoode Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-13-06 11:49 PM
Response to Original message
73. Dammit...how could they have found out?
And here we've been for years successfully grinding up soy to slip into the wafers used at communion in ever evangenital church.
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
TrogL Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-14-06 12:56 AM
Response to Original message
75. I've never drunk significant amounts of soy in my life
Tried it once and hated it.

I was bottle-fed cow's milk.
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
NMMNG Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-15-06 07:01 PM
Response to Original message
78. Gee,
Edited on Fri Dec-15-06 07:02 PM by BuffyTheFundieSlayer
That's why most of the medical (not socio-spiritual) blame for today's rise in homosexuality must fall upon the rise in soy formula and other soy products.

First they blame 'The Gay Agenda', and now it's soy formula/soy products. I wonder how people became gay back in the dark ages before all of that. :eyes:
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
TaleWgnDg Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-16-06 10:57 PM
Response to Original message
80. OMG! And I thought it was in the genes !! . . . n/t
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
hyde Donating Member (90 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-17-06 01:21 AM
Response to Reply #80
81. it all makes sense now
i came out shortly after going vegetarian. the tofu turkey turned me gay! i knew it. coincidences don't exist.
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
DU AdBot (1000+ posts) Click to send private message to this author Click to view 
this author's profile Click to add 
this author to your buddy list Click to add 
this author to your Ignore list Fri Apr 19th 2024, 01:35 AM
Response to Original message
Advertisements [?]
 Top

Home » Discuss » Topic Forums » GLBT Donate to DU

Powered by DCForum+ Version 1.1 Copyright 1997-2002 DCScripts.com
Software has been extensively modified by the DU administrators


Important Notices: By participating on this discussion board, visitors agree to abide by the rules outlined on our Rules page. Messages posted on the Democratic Underground Discussion Forums are the opinions of the individuals who post them, and do not necessarily represent the opinions of Democratic Underground, LLC.

Home  |  Discussion Forums  |  Journals |  Store  |  Donate

About DU  |  Contact Us  |  Privacy Policy

Got a message for Democratic Underground? Click here to send us a message.

© 2001 - 2011 Democratic Underground, LLC