Cruci-fixin's

[William769]

NEW YORK (AP) -- Britney Spears will guest star on an episode of "Will & Grace," NBC announced Tuesday.

The pop star will appear as a Christian conservative sidekick to Sean Hayes' character, Jack, who hosts his own talk show, on the April 13 episode, the network said.

Jack's fictional network, Out TV, is bought by a Christian TV network, leading to Spears contributing a cooking segment called "Cruci-fixin's."

As a young girl, the 24-year-old Spears was a regular on "The Mickey Mouse Club." After becoming a pop singer, she starred in the critically panned 2002 film "Crossroads."

http://www.cnn.com/2006/SHOWBIZ/TV/02/01/people.spears.ap/index.html

Of all the people I would like to see on Will & Grace, Britney Spears is NOT on that list.

[Ally McLesbian]

1. Britney "Trust the President" Spears?

NEVER.

[William769]

2. Yep

Thats the one.

[Contrary1]

3. Yeah, but it ought to piss off the Fundies...

which makes it must see TV. :applause:

[Stevious]

15. it did piss off the fundies...

http://www.afa.net/nbcspecialalert.asp

Check it out...

:crazy:

[Contrary1]

16. Idiots.

How do they know that "Cruci fixins" a play on the word crucible?

1. A vessel made of a refractory substance such as graphite or porcelain, used for melting and materials at high temperatures.
2. A severe test, as of patience or belief; a trial.
3. A place, time, or situation characterized by the confluence of powerful intellectual, social, economic, or political forces.

Yeah, I know it's not. But I am so tired of these people speaking on behalf of all Christians.

[Duncan Grant]

4. Talk about jumpin' the shark.

I guess I should like Britney and buy more of her CDs. After all, she's appeared on "Will and Grace" - she must be a friend to my community. :eyes:

[ronnykmarshall]

6. Maybe Karen will slap the shit out of her.

THAT would be worth watching.

[William769]

7. Yes that would be worth watching.

[swimmernsecretsea]

10. Karen Walker *SLAP* Britney?

Oh no, darling. Never. That is so declassé. What she'd do, is remark obliquely on her current mode of dress, perhaps make a quip about an airstream trailer, then close in for the kill with a particularly awful remark about cellulite and her baby-weight that I'll shriek with laughter at guiltily. What I'd love to have is K-Fed come fetch her in a "wifebeater" (yes, I know. very un-PC, but common lingo, please) and his boxers with that fly that "peeks." Then Rosario would issue a deapan rocket-launcher that brings the house down. Let's hope the writers are up to it.

[ronnykmarshall]

12. Did you see tonights show?

At LAST Wil kisses a guy!!

But what I don't like is that Grace is going to marry the dude to keep him in the US.

I really want to see Grace and Leo get back together. But Wil's new BF is HOT! HOT! HOT!!!

[Democrats_win]

22. Awsome episode!

[ronnykmarshall]

5. I almost puked when I read that.

That will be an episode I won't give a shit to watch.

Fuck that no-talent skag.

[davidinalameda]

8. are you talking about Brittany or her husband

[ronnykmarshall]

13. Brit.

Her husband is kinda hot in that dirty skuzzzy throw his ass out of the house after you made him your worthless slut whore sex toy for a couple of hours and toss his phone number away after you point the way to the nearest train station sort of way.

Not that I ever did anything like that ya know.

[davidinalameda]

18. you haven't?

damn, my opinion of you just dropped

:bounce:

[ronnykmarshall]

20. Oh hon ...

you know I'ma big ol' tart!!

[davidinalameda]

21. I know and I love you for it!

kisses, among other things

[Jella]

24. I love the way you think....

K-fed is a hotty, and would be worthy of a few hours to be sure...:9

[terrya]

9. I'm so glad this show is ending this year.

This casting is truly bottom of the barrel time. :puke:

[ronnykmarshall]

14. It's like Queer as Folk ...

I loved QAF off and on .... the final shows were shit.

W&G is my mom's favorite show .... mine too. I'm really not happy with the way it's seems to be ending. Granted tonight's show with the hottie that Wil FINALLY kissed is great. But I want to better wind up to the wonderful show.

Britney? Fuck that shit. This season started out with some great shows ... the live ones were a scream. Back to the basics of the show that made it funny.

But now ..... come on. This is not the way to end it.

[Chalice_Thunder]

11. The Talibangelists are at it again!

I got this horrid piece of drivel in my e-mail this morning. I am on their list so as to keep an eye on them, but it's always difficult to read read the crap they send out in the name of the one they profess to follow. Makes me ill. :puke: :puke:

Read on is you can stomach it...
-dent


SPECIAL ALERT! NBC to mock the Crucifixion of Christ

Dear ____,

NBC, fresh from giving us the anti-Christian The Book of Daniel, has decided to hit back at the Christian community by presenting an episode of Will and Grace which mocks the crucifixion of Christ.

On the April 13 edition of NBC's Will and Grace, Britney Spears will appear as a Christian conservative sidekick to Sean Hayes' homosexual character, Jack, who hosts his own talk show.

Jack's fictional network, Out TV, is bought by a Christian TV network, leading to Spears contributing a cooking segment called "Cruci-fixin's." To further denigrate Christianity, NBC chose to air it the night before Good Friday.


NBC does not treat Jews, Muslins or other religions with such disrespect. Yet the network demonstrates a deep of hostility toward followers of Christ.

TAKE ACTION



Call your local NBC affiliate and ask them not to air the April 13 episode of Will and Grace. Ask others to call. Click here to find your local NBC station.


Click here to send a letter to NBC Chairman Bob Wright. Ask your pastor to run a notice in your church bulletins and newsletters and request members to go to www.afa.net and send the email to NBC Chairman Wright.


Click here to print out a petition(pdf) asking your local NBC affiliate not to air the April 13 episode and distribute it to your Sunday School class and fellow church members.
Next, and this is very important, please forward this to your friends and family today!

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Thanks for caring enough to get involved.

Sincerely,

Don

Donald E. Wildmon, Founder and Chairman
American Family Association

P.S. Please forward this e-mail message to your family and friends!

[kevinbgoode]

17. These people are full of manure

When Don Wildmon can finally confess that the only persecution he suffers is the judicial barriers that prevent him from more openly persecuting others, then he'll remove the reasons for comedy programs to poke fun at his ilk.

Really...we need to start gathering up money and put up billboards that say "Free America's Families - boycott the American "Family" Association."

I am sick to death of this group trying to dictate my religious beliefs.

[davidinalameda]

19. per NBC this is NOT going to be the story line

they've said that the episode hasn't even been written yet

[Democrats_win]

23. Yes! Local news announced that Brit's episode hasn't been written yet!

With the Olympics, this Thursday's continuation of last week's story line will be the last until March.