Political Haikus, Volume II

[Robbie Michaels]

I wrote another set of political haikus while doing my laundry. Here's what I've brainstormed within one hour.

Plea bargain and fine
Rush Limbaugh in jail one hour
Free to pop more pills

Ken Lay took the stand
Arrogant son of a bitch
Throw the book at him

Twenty-four hundred
How many more have to die
In this senseless war?

Katherine Harris
She's political poison
GOP ditched her

Protesters marching
Great American Boycott
We could learn from them

Recreational
Drugs legal in Mexico
Mayor Sanders pissed

One hundred dollars
Will not help us fill our tanks
Without skipping meals

Republicans bribe
With hundred dollar rebates
To drill in ANWR

Civil war in Iraq?
A hundred thousand displaced
You're damned right it is

Hypocrite Hastert
Ditches the hydrogen car
To drive SUV

Thirty-two percent
An all-time low for Dubya
Until the next poll

Pandering Arnold
Flip-flopped border fence issue
To save his own ass

http://sdrobbie.blogspot.com/2006/04/political-haikus-volume-ii.html