Patriots Prepare to Square off with Giants, in an epic contest for The Ring

[SpiralHawk]

[SpiralHawk]

1. "I forsee a Patriots triumph. 19-0 Perfection." - Gandalf the Grey

[Ekirh]

3. So Gandalf . . .

Any speculation on Brady's strategy on dealing with the Giant's defense?

"Brady will suspect a trap. He will not take the bait."


Umm thank you . . . Do you have any advice to Bill about what he should do with Brady's injury status . .

"Keep it secret.... Keep it safe"

Sound advice.. Sound advice indeed. Now finally, you have any advice to Eli Manning on his chances in this game?

"Go back to the abyss! Fall into the darkness that awaits you and your brother!"

Umm Woah that was rather harsh, In closing . . . your the Giant's manager.. it's 4 and 1 on the goal line . . . 12 seconds left in the game. You think a running play is the smart choice. Manning wants to pass. . . what do you say?

"YOU CANNOT PASS"

Woah, you really have enthusiasm for this. Thank you for your time . . wait a minute.. what is this... someone placed a hidden camera in here!!

"CONFOUND IT ALL, BILL BELICHICK!!! Have you been eavesdropping?!"

Sorry, couldn't resist.

[SpiralHawk]

2. "Dude, get a clue. These are the rings we want." - The Patriots

[Poiuyt]

8. Have you ever wondered why Super Bowl rings are so gaudy?

I don't care how proud I'd be to earn one, I'd never wear it.

[SpiralHawk]

9. "You got a probem with bling? Hoo Hah" - Da Blingster

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4. Patriots' offensive line is getting totally pumped up

[NJmaverick]

5. Check out this little video

It pretty much says it all. ;)

http://giantsfans.net/message_board/index.php?topic=3498.msg40270#msg40270

[SpiralHawk]

15. Undersized Patiotss offensive line grows beards, like ZZ Top !

http://www.nytimes.com/2008/01/31/sports/football/31patriots.html?_r=1&th&emc=th&oref=slogin

"The Patriots’ offensive line has been the bedrock of its record-setting season, giving Brady so much time in the pocket (it allowed just 21 sacks) that he could have delivered more flowers to his girlfriend, Gisele Bündchen, before delivering another pass to Randy Moss.

"But when the wide-open attack stopped working late in the season, the offensive line — described by Scarnecchia, lovingly, as “not terribly big” and “not terribly talented” — morphed into the powerful, if undersized, blockers who made the running game go in the last two months. Three offensive linemen — Matt Light, Logan Mankins and Dan Koppen — were voted into the Pro Bowl, their biggest star turn since they stole the show in a credit card commercial featuring Brady a few years ago.

"Offensive linemen are regarded as the most cerebral of players, charged with quickly sizing up a defense while also understanding the complex offensive playbook. But the Patriots’ linemen seem bent on a more colorful reputation. They have grown hockey-style playoff beards, giving them the look of overgrown members of ZZ Top. Light, the left tackle, wears his long hair in an unruly ponytail. Guard Stephen Neal sports a bushy Fu Manchu mustache. During the playoffs, they wore T-shirts that read: “The Bearded brothers: as hairy as they wanna be.”

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16. "Gimmee all your Patriotic lovin (and the Lombardi Trophy)" - ZZ Top

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17. "Ayyy, that's it, my hirsute Patriotic laddies. That's the PERFECT look." - Gandalf again

[SpiralHawk]

6. Tom Brady is getting private coaching this week on his passing game

from ye olde Hurl Master, Zeus, down from the celestial heights of Olympus to share his patented "Thunderbolt Technique" with Brady, and groove with the mortals (homies) for Super Bowl week.

[SpiralHawk]

7. "We are betting all our bananas on a Patriots Super Bowl Victory." - Tarzan, Jane & Cheetah

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10. "I'm betting a sack of doughnuts on the Pats." - The late Michael Vale*

* Your "time to make the doughnuts' dude" of former commercial infamy, channeled by Ye Olde Spirale Hawke while wolfing down a kickass cruller to maintain psychic stability & purity in a dangerous etheric universe populated by Occult Republicon Homelander Cabals...

[SpiralHawk]

11. "I'm betting a Monster Sushi Platter on the Patriots." - Godzilla

[Dinger]

12. Fuck The patriots

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[SpiralHawk]

13. Spoken with Vituperous & Vainglorious Vulgarity, like a some kind of republicon !

Excelsior Patriots - make 'em all eat their words.

19-0 on the near horizon.

[Dinger]

19. O.K., Let Me Correct That. . .

Double-Fuck the Cheatriots!

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14. "I'm going for my fantasy: Visible Perfection for the Patriots." - The Invisible Man

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18. "You want the truth? The Patriots gonna do it." - Captain Omnipotent

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20. Confucius say: "Patriots by 5."

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21. "I've got a feeling we are going to do it. Wow." - Spiral Hawk

Stretching out some wings, in anticipation. May both teams play above and beyond, and all give great performances. And may the Patriots soar high in triumph! - SH