Harvey Updyke, Jr. (Auburn tree poisoner) wooded at gas station after hearing.

[Condem]

The Lord doth work in mysterious ways. http://sports.espn.go.com/ncf/news/story?id=6395973 It is Holy week, after all.

[El Supremo]

1. Wooded? Is that like thrashed?

Is that a Nebraska/Iowa thing?

[Condem]

3. It was Roman slang for crucified, El.

Look it up. In the spirit of the times.

[madinmaryland]

2. What a bunch of fucking douchebags. Apparently this is what gives the SEC it's reputation

as a bunch of fucking hillbilly douchebags.

Sorry, but this kind of shit is just fucking stupid. Apparently the fucking trees needed a GOOD trimming!

Now I know why Alabama is one of the five states I have never been to. Douchebags like those, are the reason why.

[Condem]

4. Only five, mad?

Jeebus. I think there's at least twenty-five that I haven't been to.

[taterguy]

5. There's no apostrophe in "its" when it's used as a possessive

Dumbass

[RT Atlanta]

6. there seem to be more holes in updyke's "story"

than swiss cheese. What a sad P.O.S.

Couldnt he have just hung around in turd-town and worshipped at the feet of the new sabear statue?

[Auggie]

7. +1... I want witnesses

[Condem]

8. If this loser's trying to sway public opinion, somehow, ...

...he's barking up the wrong tree.

[Iggo]

9. I know.

If he wants to gin up some sympathy, he should just go and get his ass kicked for real.

[road2000]

10. Or look in a mirror

and write "guilty" on his own cheek.