Heh! Maybe I really will volunteer this quarter to moderate.

[madinmaryland]

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x9098330

:evilgrin:

[joeybee12]

1. That's the best thing that could happen to the Sports Forum!

Oh wait, my bad, I meant "worst"!!!!!! :evilgrin:

[madinmaryland]

2. A couple of new rules:

1.) No whining about referees or the officiating. This will get your post deleted!

2.) The Dallas Cowboys will be referred to as "The Dallas Cowboys" or "America's Team". Any violation of this rule will earn you a tombstone!

3.) America's Team refers to The Dallas Cowboys. Same penalty as for the violation of Rule #2.

:evilgrin:

[joeybee12]

3. Well then, I will ask the current mods to send me a reference form for your application...

...oh boy will I FILL that out!

[Jack Rabbit]

4. We can't call them the Dallas Douchebags?

:evilgrin:

[madinmaryland]

5. You're lucky I'm not a mod! You just violated rule #2.

:rofl:

[joeybee12]

6. Or the Cowpies or the Crimeboys either apparently...n/t

[madinmaryland]

7. Yeap. Rule #2.

[joeybee12]

9. Apparently under your iron fist, there will be NO POSTS WHATSOEVER

in the Sports Forum!!!!!

[madinmaryland]

11. I enjoy seeing the fans of Eastern New England's Beloved Teams

squabble with the fans of Lower Hudson Valley's Beloved AL Team.

:D

[bluedigger]

12. Q: Four Dallas Cowboys in a car, who's driving?

A: The police.



That sort of stuff will still be OK, right? :shrug:

Go for it! :P

[madinmaryland]

13. Enjoy your pizza, buddy!

:hi:

[bluedigger]

15. The Dallas Cowboys adopted a new "Honor System",

Yes your Honor, No your Honor.

I can't let good material go to waste, then.:rofl:

;-)

[madinmaryland]

16. You are on a roll!

In your grave!

:P

[trumad]

8. I'm ok with that...

You're a certified Douchebag sniffer and can spot one in a minute.

[madinmaryland]

10. Uhmm...

I don't sniff douchebags!

:D

[trumad]

14. Well you've caught Cboy a couple of times.

[madinmaryland]

17. Who??

:D

[Onceuponalife]

18. That would be like the fox moderating the hen house!

[madinmaryland]

19. We had eight years of that.

:rofl:

Oops, thought this was GDP:P

[Onceuponalife]

20. Shrub and moderate don't go together in the same sentence!!