Army of God pajamas for kids

[TechBear_Seattle]

This is... mind-boggling. I have't been able to figure out if this is or isn't a parody site, as it's just the sort of thing I can see the Talibangelicals doing. And anyway, isn't "Army of God" the name of a terrorist organization in Laos?

The website is http://www.armorofgodpjs.com/

[Jed Dilligan]

1. Maybe change post title

These are "armor of god" pjs, the "Army of God" was that weird group in Cambodia (?) who thought the twin little boys were God a few years back.

On edit: I'm wrong too. "God's Army" is what I was thinking of. The "Army of God" are US abortion-clinic bombers. Any way you slice it, God and military together equals something exceptionally awful!

[leftyladyfrommo]

2. I think that may be for rea.l.

Did you look at the pictures? I don't even know how to comment on this.

Can I get some in adult size - I want ones that glow in the dark.

People are so silly.

[YOY]

3. Then there is the Lord's Resistance Army in Uganda

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lord%27s_Resistance_Army

Sweet freaking Jesus they're apeshit...makes you almost miss Amin.

"Army of God" is a homegrown set of nutcases.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Army_of_God

[w13rd0]

4. Jon Stewart...

...was right, they look like Klan robes...

[xchrom]

5. tacky is almost always a good way to make a buck.

[Maat]

6. Tim McVeigh was reportedly associated with members of the AOG.

and, apparently, he had conversations with, and took trips, with members of various home-grown terrorist groups such as Christian Identiy right before the Oklahoma City bombing.

I believe that he conspired with them.

Here is an article on the various connections:
http://eyeonhate.com/mcveigh/mcveigh6.html

[beam me up scottie]

7. From the website:

About the Whole Armor of God

The whole Armor of God Pajama set will help your children to depend on God to protect them from their fears, doubts, and uncertainties at night so their sleep can be restful and peaceful.

They can keep their fancy pajamas, this is who I want to protect me at night:



:P

[TechBear_Seattle]

8. And the people said, "Ah! Men!" n/t

[TreasonousBastard]

9. #3,478 in how to screw up little kids...

and does this REALLY protect them from the monster in the closet and the thing under the bed?

[Evoman]

10. I love these pajamas

I wanna buy a set, just so I could wear them around. I think it would be hilarious.

[Ron Green]

11. Florida again. I'm keepin' track.

[Igel]

12. Some things just veer right off into self-mockery, don't they? n/t

[neebob]

13. These are so creepy

I don't even know what to say - especially the hats, and the girl's hat in particular. I see therapy in these kids' futures.

[sakabatou]

14. Army of God PJs

+1 to Ignorance
+2 to Indoctrination
+7 to Flammibility
-4 to Faith
-100% to Fire Defense
+50% chance of casting "2 Years of Blinders*"
+99% chance of casting "Hypocrisy"

*Spell causes delusions that everything that the * Admin does is good for America.

[TechBear_Seattle]

15. Someone spends FAR too much time thinking about RPGs

Then again, I've been in one or another RPG group for most of the last quarter century, so I'm not exactly one to cast stones. :hi:

Cute description, especially the bit about flammability.

[CatholicEdHead]

16. The nuts still keep coming

:wtf: :wtf:

To say this is a little over the top is an understatement.

Edit: here is the entire verse that "inspired" this:

Ephesians 6:10-18 (King James Version)
King James Version (KJV)

Public Domain
A Public Domain Bible KJV at Zondervan Zondervan

10Finally, my brethren, be strong in the Lord, and in the power of his might.

11Put on the whole armour of God, that ye may be able to stand against the wiles of the devil.

12For we wrestle not against flesh and blood, but against principalities, against powers, against the rulers of the darkness of this world, against spiritual wickedness in high places.

13Wherefore take unto you the whole armour of God, that ye may be able to withstand in the evil day, and having done all, to stand.

14Stand therefore, having your loins girt about with truth, and having on the breastplate of righteousness;

15And your feet shod with the preparation of the gospel of peace;

16Above all, taking the shield of faith, wherewith ye shall be able to quench all the fiery darts of the wicked.

17And take the helmet of salvation, and the sword of the Spirit, which is the word of God:

18Praying always with all prayer and supplication in the Spirit, and watching thereunto with all perseverance and supplication for all saints;

http://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Ephesians%206:10-18;&version=9;

Nobody has heard of metaphors.

[bluesbassman]

17. Reminds me of Ralphie in The Christmas Story.

Can you imagine the horror of being 10 years old and having to actually wear these things when your crazy fundie aunt who bought them for you came for a visit?:silly:

[beam me up scottie]

18. ROFLMAO!!!

But honey, she only visits once a year...would it kill you to make her happy?

[Kerrytravelers]

19. Good grief.

I'm thinking of buying two of the boy dolls and take pictures of them doing it Brokeback style! And then emailing them the pictures just for shits and giggles.