Divine vegetation

[moobu2]

Wonder why anyone would think a deity might choose to reveal themselves as a root or some type of stain or toast or whatever? Anyway. Here Jesus as an asparagus root.

Divine vegetation in tutor’s garden

A GARDENER had a revelation when he dug up his asparagus plant and saw the face of Jesus.
Martin Gregory was enjoying his Sunday morning gardening when he noticed something quite different about one of his asparagus ferns he removed from a pot.
As the 52-year-old laid the 30-inch plant on the grass the sun shone down on the roots and revealed the face of Jesus to him.
The part-time mosaic tutor said: "I thought Good gracious! It's the face of Jesus.

[Odin2005]

1. It ain't Jesus, looks to Northern European

[TechBear_Seattle]

2. Of course it's Jesus!

He's always depicted as a white European, after all.

[lvx35]

17. He's Right! Its Thor!

a miracle!

[tocqueville]

3. I'm planning to auction my Jesus-like turnip on E-Bay...

and my Mary-like potato too...

[moobu2]

4. lol Jesus in a dental x-ray

http://godlesswonder.blogspot.com/

[The Jacobin]

5. Jesus? It looks like Santa Claus

I guess its the same sort of thing that makes people see a face in a jumble of rocks on Mars. We are evolved to be darn good pattern recognizers.

[azurnoir]

6. looks kinda' sly

could be Loki

[Proud_Democratt]

7. It may be Zeus.

[okasha]

8. It's the Green Man.

n/t

[silverweb]

11. Exactly!

I immediately saw Cernunnos, too!

[nemo137]

15. Funny, that was my first thought too.

hm

[TallahasseeGrannie]

9. Oh my God! It's the same guy as on the Shroud!

[trotsky]

10. You're all wrong.

It's this guy:

[muriel_volestrangler]

12. More like The Green Man

[Random_Australian]

13. No, that is Frank from down the road. Funny how it is always someone

famous.

[Igel]

14. I had the same question over the

fish store with a fish with "Allah" written on it a few weeks back, or the famous Allah-tomato from years ago, Christ-cloud from the National Inquirer from I don't remember when, or the most recent Islamic fish in East Africa, with a Qur'an verse near its anus.

Loons, all of them.

[Evoman]

16. Treebeard

The ents are walking!