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corbett Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-13-05 05:10 PM
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Pat Robertson's 4-Legged Friends
The following letter to the editor appeared in the November 13 edition of The Orlando Sentinel. It also is accessible at

http://www.orlandosentinel.com/news/opinion/letters/orl...

Going To The Dogs

I was talking with my dogs the other day about "intelligent design." Sadie, the 12-year old German shepherd, said she believes in it. After all these years, she has still not figured out automobiles and thinks they must be the work of a higher authority. I explained that I had a similar experience with college calculus.

Casey, the Border collie mixed breed, needed more explanation: "Well, calculus is higher mathematics." I then realized that for the dogs there is only "1" and "more than 1." Example: 1 squirrel and too many squirrels.

Anyway, calculus was too difficult for me to comprehend, so it must have been the "intelligent design" of a higher being. But the college professor (whom I would later learn was the higher authority) would have none of that. I did not pass calculus.

So, for my four-legged friends, there is no doubt of the "existence of dog." However, I still have my issues.

Rick Murray

Oviedo


I will not attempt to improve on this letter by adding to it.
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shenmue Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-13-05 05:12 PM
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1. Hilarious
I'm going to read it to my springer spaniel.

:7

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BlueEyedSon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-13-05 05:15 PM
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2. One of THE BEST is here:
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