If Satan appeared before you right now and was displeased with you...

[Boojatta]

Poll question: If Satan appeared before you right now and was displeased with you...

then what would you say or do?

[jakem]

1. Poop rainbows?

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[YOY]

2. He's supposed to be a liar according to the fundies so I guess that means he's actually pleased?

So I guess I'd just have to forgive him for it...I wonder if the fundie version of the world would implode at that point.

But then again Mr. Cheney has better things to do than to confront lil ol' me!

[tedoll78]

3. Other.

I'd ask him to do his Tommy Flanagan character instead.

No - scratch that - I'm want him to turn into Hanukkah Harry. Master Thespian would also be acceptable. :)

[Evoman]

4. Challenge him to a fiddle contest?

:shrug:

[cynatnite]

5. Call the cops and hope someone in his family will have him committed n/t

[HiFructosePronSyrup]

6. Obviously I'd complain about it on an online message board.

Instead of being reflective and asking myself if the Devil's got a good point, I'd just get all holier-than-thou, continue to bug other people, and keep forgetting to take my pills.

Obviously.

[Occam Bandage]

7. Ignore it. Dude should get back to work.

[zonmoy]

8. Ask him what he doesn't like about being called the patsy he is.

[Zebedeo]

9. I'd ask him

what he thinks of the Islanders' chances next season.

[Meshuga]

11. I would ask him to consider signing with the New Jersey Devils

for the next season. The Devils need a sniper of his caliber. ;-)

[hyphenate]

10. Not being a Xian

I wouldn't worry about it, since the devil is part of that particular group, and hardly stands up in atheistic or agnostic settings. :)

[smoogatz]

12. Drink some beer.

Alcohol can help take the edge off an unpleasant acid trip.

[Help_I_Live_In_Idaho]

13. What Does He look Like?

[smoogatz]

14. Me. That was the freaky part, man.

And his face was mellllllllting!