Think anyone would buy holy books written in regional accents?

[More Than A Feeling]

You could have a Quran with Castilian pronounciation, or a Bible in Bostonian, for example.

"And Gawd sahd, that was wicked awhsome!"

[Book Lover]

1. You have seen this, right?

http://tinyurl.com/228gne

[Kitty Herder]

3. Some people REALLY have too much time on their hands! nt

[uberllama42]

8. Judges 1:19, possibly my favorite verse in the bible:

"Ceiling Cat and teh izralitez PWNed teh hillmen, but teh flatlanders had karz of teh METALZ!!!1! "Oh, Noes! Tehy haz PANZERS!!!1!" sed Ceiling Cat, tehn ran awai and hid, and teh izralitez faild. LOLZ!!!1!!1!one!!"

[tuvor]

2. I recall seeing a "Rap Bible" years ago.

"Jesus was rappin' with his homies and said, 'Yo'..."

It was so awful, I should have bought it.

[old mark]

4. NO, no, no.....

....I live about halfway between Philadelphia and NYC. I don't think I could stop laughing.
Reminds me of Tony Curtis in the old movie "Black Shield of Falworth"
(Or as Tony said, Falwoit.)

Fugedabouddit.

mark

[regularguy]

6. And God was all like

yo, where's the freakin' light and shit. And it was bee-yoo-tee-ful. :)

[hendo]

5. thats just..... wrong. n/t

[TZ]

7. How about with an Aussie accent!

When God talks to Moses he starts with...G'day mate! ;-)

[Occam Bandage]

9. Every once in a while someone will come out with holy books designed to appeal to youth,

written entirely in the vernacular, or as a comic book/graphic novel/manga, or in rap form, or whatever. They're always short-lived novelties.