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MeanMeanJellyBean Donating Member (33 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-14-08 08:43 PM
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Who would Jesus root for?
The Son of God weighs in on politics, religion, and sports ...

Jesus: The Saints sucked last year (courtesy of the National Sports Review)
http://dencotton.nationalsportsreview.com/2008/05/14/jesus-the-saints-sucked-last-year/
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Faygo Kid Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-14-08 08:45 PM
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1. Notre Dame? (Touchdown Jesus). Fat lot of good that did last year.
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BayouBengal07 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-14-08 08:48 PM
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2. Of course the Saints sucked last year
There's a reason they call us "The city that care forgot." That's New Orleans' MO.

Also, I hate Notre Dame. Just had to throw that out. I'm pretty sure Jesus does too.
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MeanMeanJellyBean Donating Member (33 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-14-08 08:53 PM
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3. Jesus says the luck has run out ...
Jesus doesn't hate Notre Dame... just that damn fight song.
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mac2 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-14-08 08:54 PM
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4. Jesus would say, render unto Caesar which is his.
Edited on Wed May-14-08 08:58 PM by mac2
Don't mix government and religion. It's in the Bible.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Render_unto_Caesar...

He did not want to get involved in politics. Too bad the church today can't remember this concept. They even make up their own Biblical theory to rule government for their own power and wealth.

Too bad Jesus isn't here to toss out those "false prophets and corrupt clergy" out of the temple.
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MeanMeanJellyBean Donating Member (33 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-14-08 09:00 PM
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5. wine is fine, but liquor is quicker
I don't mix a nice cabernet with vodka either
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