Only two shopping days left before St. Patrick's Day

[evlbstrd]

Most of my pint glasses have been broken, including my Guinness glass.
Thank you for your pity.

[Norrin Radd]

1. Hold your mouth open under the tap.

It'll save water, not having to wash a glass.

[evlbstrd]

2. Thanks for the tip.

But it's all about the conversation. With a pint in your hand.

[Norrin Radd]

3. You can talk between swallows.