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livvy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-08-06 08:24 AM
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I posted this in GD-politics, and it sank like a boulder in a lake.
I probably should have posted it in GD, but....
Anyway, this is funny, and I figured my friends in this forum would appreciate it, if no one else.

Bush Arrested Outside of Camp Casey

Crawford, TX (APE) - Early this morning a dispute erupted between local police and the President's secret service detail as Mr. Bush was apparently taken into custody outside Camp Casey, the protest camp set up by noted peace activist and Gold Star Mom, Cindy Sheehan. Crawford police are reportedly considering charging the president with indecent exposure, in an incident which the White House is referring to as merely "skinny-cycling".

In the early dawn hours, those entrenched at Camp Casey were apparently exposed to a nude President Bush as he flashed by on his bicycle followed buy a clothed security detail. Ordinarily, the White House stated, the security detail might have been "au natural" as well, in support of the president, but past experience has shown that they need clothing to conceal their automatic weaponry and other security equipment, as well as guard against chaffing.

The White House claimed that the appearance at Camp Casey was unintentional, as the president apparently took a wrong turn off of his 1,600 acre ranch.

"Riding helps clear my head, helps me deal with the stresses of the job," Bush had told accompanying reporters on a clothed ride earlier the previous day. "What I wouldn't give to be sixteen again!", he yelled at one point.

>more and a couple of very funny photoshopped pics

http://www.unconfirmedsources.com/?itemid=1836
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etherealtruth Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-08-06 04:35 PM
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1.  "skinny-cycling"
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

At first, I laughed out loud ... then vomited a little in my mouth when the image of the Chimp crystallized in my mind.
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livvy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-08-06 04:40 PM
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2. Well, I'm certainly glad someone else thought this was funny.
I was beginning to be concerned about my sense of humor!
I thought the whole "article" was cleverly done, and not bad picture "touch-ups" either.

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etherealtruth Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-08-06 04:49 PM
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3. I actually sent the link out to family and friends ...
Please do not gauge the normalacy or appropriateness of your sense of humor by mine
O8)
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